What is the most retarded thing you've done?
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got borned
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>>39295326
I attacked my friend by swinging a helmet at him because I got jealous when he was playing with my new pet cats
I had another friend over at the time
lost both of them as friends that day
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Troll fight with the guvmint online
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>what are you doing this weekend, anon?
every fucking week with this question
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>>39295324
What a living hell you must go through to say nothing and then move on
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>>39295324
>what did you do today?
Fuck off my back
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>>39295324
My best friends younger sister is having her
15th birthday party, so im going there and eat everything that may be offfered to me and more.
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I don't often find myself lurking here, within this god awfully depressing board. But the other day, as I was making my routinely visit to /pol/, a thought had occurred to me. You guys are motherfucking pioneers. Visionaries. And you don't even know it yet. Please, allow me to explain.
>Mobile phone usage at work, in school, during public transport, has greatly reduced socialization no matter who you are
>Self-checkout becoming more prevalent and eliminating any interaction whatsoever in the retail space
>Overall decline in sexual relationships between today's young men and women
>The unspoken political divide that's just been present these past couple years. A girl I know flat-out stopped talking to me when I mildly poked fun at Clinton's seizure last summer. Today's political environment is fucked beyond belief, it's bound to fuck shit up
Now, I am by no means a "Chad", yet I'm nowhere near "beta Brian" levels either, I'm just your normal guy that is being observant from behind the scenes. Our western society is slowly but surely moving towards a favorable world suitable for a robot such as yourself. More robots, more than you'd think possible, will arise and become the norm. YOU, the robots of the present will be responsible for the creation of an entirely new generation, what you say and do today will have far greater meaning than any of you could possibly imagine. If you're feeling particularly down and in the dumps because Stacy and her friends won't get on their knees and suck your dick, just remember in ten years, NO one will be getting their dick sucked by Stacy. No one that is, except for the .01% of men.
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>>39295251
>YOU, the robots of the present will be responsible for the creation of an entirely new generation
no, we won't be producing any of any future generations unless human cloning becomes a thing
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Fuck off norman
Mcmdj
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>>39295251
Anon, there were robots in all eras but for the most part they were killed in wars/famines or straight up ignored. Just because we have internet that doesnt make us a new thing.
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>videya use to be a thing nerdy social outcasts did for fun
>now Korean Chads get paid a lot of money to play videya
>every new game that comes out on PC is totally geared towards the esports pro or wannabe esports pro market
>I just want to play to relax after work
>even in video games I will never be good enough
fuck this world
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Yeah I used to watch gsl with /v/ and fun post , how did everything change so much
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>PEOPLE SPEND TIME WATCHING VIDEYA CHADS PLAY MATCHES IN THEIR TOURNEYS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME THEMSELVES
FUCK
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>>39295244
whats stopping you of just ignoring the chads and the esports from just plaaying a game and relaxing?
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I am tempted to buy this, any good?
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Inb4 ask /v/
Have you been there lately?
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Is God real, and could he create a autism simulator so real he himself would get autism?
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Simulators are robotcore.
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I can't stop hating myself /r9k/. I constantly fantasize about disappearing and starting over without any attachments or killing myself and my body never being found. I've been down to a bridge near me and sat on the ledge for an hour and eventually left and went home. I'm becoming less and less scared by dying every passing day, either that or the desire for what I live to end grows stronger.
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Hey! hope ur alright. where are you from?
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>>39295218
Me too, OP. Me too. I need to disappear. I never asked for any of this.original comment, of course.
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>>39295218
I don't have the answer even for myself, unfortunately. But the fact that you're walking around outside is good. Keep that up, but stay away from bridges so that you don't make any impulsive decisions. Do you have depression - where you just lack happiness for no discernible reason, or are there specific issues in your life which you can point to?
Maybe this will help you, anon. I don't know. It's the best I can do. I like you just the way you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9OqyUuCY0s
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>I'm a girl in college with a boyfriend and an active social life who is going to tell you what it's like to suffer from anxiety
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>>39295174
who tf is this? tell me so i can dislike, hate on her and make this fucking normie stop this bs.
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>>39295174
Lol Thx :) X)
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>>39295174
give me the fuckin link man i want to call her a bitch
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Quick, anon! Give me a kiss before anyone sees!
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sorry im already seeing someone
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>>39295159
I have a gf.... sorry
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Kiss. U
U
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>casual sex is a normal every day thing
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>Did you just figure this out?
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Don't remind me desu
please
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>>39295585
If it's so casual and women don't care about it, you should be able to score a women of equal worth quite easily.
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>be me
>see someone suicidal
>tell them to call suicide hotline
another life saved. I am such a good person.
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>>39295074
>tfw one of the suicide hotline's tips is to breathe slowly and count to 10
Wow! That cured my depression!
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>>39295110
the job of the suicide hotline is not to cure your depression. It is to prevent immediate suicide. Curing depression is not a thing that happens through 1 conversation on the phone, no mental health professional would claim this either.
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>>39295142
It was a joke, the point is anyone who is willing to contact a suicide hotline as a last ditch effort to keep themselves alive would probably not need breathing tips as their go to advice
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>Anon, you have two choices. Either fuck this onahole or fuck me in the pussy, I'm guaranteed to get pregnant and have a litter.
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Huh no way fag
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>>39295069
why would someone choose the onahole.
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>>39295086
>Several kids for one night of fun
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What video game feats have you recently completed?
I just got done getting all the Chaos Emeralds with Tails in Sonic Mania. Now I need to finish up Knuckles and do a Sonic/Tails play through.
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>>39295065
I beat super mario sunshine for the 5(?)th time
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>>39295065
All achievements for Fallout4
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>World of Warships
>Be playing destroyer
>Try to support team but rest of them are idiots and die quickly
>Spend rest of match tormenting battleships by sending torpedo salvos their way and flooding them to death
>Eventually luck runs out, get spotted and die quickly
>Took two battleships with me though
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>rock hard boner for past 3 or 4 hours
>meds I'm on make it impossible to cum
Can one of you boys help me out? I got work in the morning and it's making me lose sleep.
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>>39295056
>>rock hard boner for past 3 or 4 hours
>>meds I'm on make it impossible to cum
>Can one of you boys help me out? I got work in the morning and it's making me lose sleep.- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy white boi
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Go to one of the many porn boards on 4chan. Take >>>/gif/ for example. Also buy a male sex toy, like a fleshlight.
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Post piccs no homo
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>friend going through tough shit
>he finds a friend group that isn't me who are interested in things that I am not, they are also turbo normies
>block this friend on all fronts and make sure I can never contact him again out of jealousy/spite
He's actually just up and walked away from me in the middle of hanging out more than once because he said his friends wanted him to hang out with them, but I guess that's not an excuse for how petty and uninteresting I am to talk to
Why am I such a terrible person? Anyone else a terrible person? Confess your sins.
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>>39294958
No, I'm the super nice maverick/robot that seeks out other robots to hang out with, then gets left by them when I try to realistically fulfill the need to talk and hang around normal people, then because they're not really my friends I end up alone due to the autismal robots of whom aren't loyal like you OP. The only difference between lonely me and lonely you is that when you do it to yourself that's when it really hurts, and I don't regret nor sin because it's everyone else's fault.
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>>39294958
>He's actually just up and walked away from me in the middle of hanging out more than once because he said his friends wanted him to hang out with them
this should not be as relatable as it is
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>>39295017
Glad you're fine, what's your first name start with?
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any cool discords?
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No discords are for fags (literally)
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Fucking bumped my negro
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