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Prison gay anons just want qt traps, I'm in a similar situation and can't find anyone.

That's totally my thing right down to the chubby, but unfortunately I'd never post contact on 4chan.

>>36473204
No you are probably an obese faglord

Nope. Nothing you can do

>>36473202
>getting my diet in check and going outside more would help stop it receding

no it wont , there is nithing you can doo .

>>36473202
NOT GREAT BOB

>tfw hair covers every part of my body, even my toes are hairy

>tfw just want to be a cute trap but that would mean shaving literally every 12 hours

>>36473212
Are u me? Liife is torment yes.

>tfw completely hairless except for like 5 nipple hairs

>>36473174
whilst this is true, why do you care? you aren't (nobody is) defined by those who live in the same era as you.

>>36473239
women need to prove themselves worthy of more than just a wet hole

>>36473312
why are you stating this? isn't this a given, everybody has to prove something to earn something, wtf are you trying to make me derive from what your saying?

if you're stuck on the meme that 102% of all women just want shaquille oneal to fuck them then you are just a mirror image of that degeneracy

winners don't focus on losers

All women are terrible so we need to wait until robot waifus become a thing or else our beta utopia will collapse

>>36473116
All unmarried female nonvirgins under thirty go to state run brothels. All above 30 get sterilized and are barred from marriage.

All unmarried female virgins 13 and over get put into a lottery that men are entered in. If your name gets drawn, you get a qt. All women are required to maintain their appearance and weight, and men get all control in the relationship. You're allowed to beat your woman, within reason. If your qt is over 21, you're eligible to enter for a second one after a decade.

From then on, all women have until 18 to get married, otherwise they are put into brothels. Any woman who has extramarital sex is put into a brothel. Any woman who is divorced gets put into a brothel. Only men can initiate divorces, though the case must be reviewed and approved to show that the wife was lax in her duties, and that earnest effort was made to fix her.

All embryos are screened to ensure that there are two women born per man, to ensure sufficient qt production.

Do some robots remember one of the beta uprising on /r9k/ ?
When we were using the bird like a symbol.

>>36473089
This exact thing happened 2-3 days a week for a month.

looks like my ex. i would run.

>Hide my boner
>Do nothing

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it says right on the package its for people 18+

why would you think that was okay

>>36473090

PEGI 18 vidya are too for adults, but didn't you play it as a kid?

Everything hurts now, guys...I think about reporting assault.

>>36473027
What's your dad up to right now?

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>>36473050
He's asleep. Why?

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This thread needs una bump

>>36472975
i don't think you can become robot. you're robot from the start. otherwise, you were human who became robotish => cyborg.

>>36472975
I think we really need a general definition of what's a " robot " !

>>36473064
well, for me it's just 4chans word for mild autism

>>36472908
What race are you
Originalio

>>36472929
OP here. I'm puertorican

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White Pudding

its similar to when you see a rabid dog outside your house coming towards you

it disgusts you completely

>>36472924
Dam.
Im just a dog then?

I thought we was cool.
I look out for you so marquis and daewon dont have you btfo.

I risked my ass and came back for you in the parish finale and used my medkit on you when I couldve let you bleed out.

For this?

S'wrong with you b?

>>36472877
Im black and avoid other blacks completely. It is just a human instinct I guess

>>36472848
>WITHOUT GOING TO A DOCTOR
just go to the fucking doctor, dumbass

>>36472848
Hope you like spicy foods. Like really spicy.

>>36472848
>HOW DO I GET RID OF PINWORMS WITHOUT GOING TO A DOCTOR?
There's some medicine you can buy without recipe (you'll have to google on that). Also wash your hands after shitting and scratching your ass or eat a lot of garlic.
t. anon who had the same problem.

>>36472844
The media and jewywood.
Seriously most white kids like all colored kids are shit and grow up to be dumber fatter shits.
Honestly find people who are good character race matters little if you're mixed.

>>36472844
This. Black guys can have white women. Latinas >>>> white women.

>>36473032
Most latina women I meet are loud and stupid. Worse than niggers on average desu. I'm talking about Florida latinas tho.

>>36472928
Can confirm as a shitty kid born in the late 90s.

>>36472678
My dream is to live as an older woman's fuck toy. I'd let them peg me too.

>>36473030
This is why older woman don't want you

>>36472678
I'm going to guess you have money and you're not chad enough for women your age

Yeah I was 12, it's fucked I've been here 11 years

yup, here since I was 13, and I'm not even autistic

Yeah it completely fucked over my sexual urges. First fap I ever had was at 13 to furry porn I found on this site. I've never attempted to ask out a girl or form a relationship with one since I skipped attraction to normal females and went straight to degenerate garbage. Nowadays I can only fap to 2D (mainly lolis). Fug you guys for ruining me