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>>37692270
>tfw no sporty Chad bf to initially bully you while slowly realizing his inner homo and shifting the vibe of the bullying from malicious to flirty

nice haircut homo

*slaps football out of hand*

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*punches underage chad in the frickin nose

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kinda miss ed

>>37692203
britnormie has tricked you into thinking those are different peolpe

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Milk Cat 89

>>37692188
Have you tried the cold method?
I've been giving myself nightmares every night with it but it helps me control them and be self aware when they're just normal dreams.

>>37692188
>He thinks getting the first lucid will be like this

You still have a long road ahead anon

>>37692188
I don't really care.
But thanks for Asuka, i didnt have that pic in my collection

>be thirsty
>drink water
>literally the most refreshing and thirst-quenching beverage in the entire world

Place-bo

>>37692438
This.

I only drink water and I still feel like shit most of the time.

>>37692086
I'm gonna reply to you because I hate how lonely your thread looks

>>37693290
is this how not going to school feels like?

Going to school is definitely needed to have a normal life. Though there are plenty of home schooled people who can end up having friends all throughout their life. Though it is definitely better to go to regular school as opposed to being home schooled.

Tell us more about your relationship with this person, anon.

>>37692081
Get in there and jam in your cock...COCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

wow i really fucked that post up
>>37692129
she was someone i met here about a year ago and we fell in love
she left without really saying anything and a few weeks ago i heard from her that she is dying and just wants to be alone till the end
i just want to talk to her while i still can
it hurts so fucking much
>>37692226
>>37692171
thanks?

>>37691957
We Wuz Science

>>37691957
Please delete this thread.

1000% original comment

>>37692111
Nah
Thanks for the bump :^)

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We also have everything stated in this handy little flyer.

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gondola you say?

We have the best gondolas

>>37691839
>arts
Get that shit out of here

>>37691839
Is STEM the new LGBT?

>>37691839
>arts
I love how they're trying to push that shit.

So is your mustache.

..a dude.

no

>Anon, your "height" is problematic

>>37691589
You can tell when it's about to stall. If it starts to just give it more throttle, you'll get a feel for it after a bit. On hills and when pulling out into traffic you just gotta dump the clutch. Preferably don't try it on hills until you can do it consistently.

>>37691793
lol ve been trying not to but on a couple hills (kinda sloped downward) i revved it and and off the clutch kinda fast, accidently made a screech with my tires one :/

>>37691793
Don't dump the clutch, it's shitty for your passengers and doesn't work unless your engine has low end torque.
Riding the clutch for a second until you get above stall speed is normal; it's what the clutch is for.

>>37691523
I'm actually gonna intern there next week. Can you give me some info about Philly?

>>37691545
Don't hang out around Kensington.

>>37691545
>lots of unhappy people
>shitty sports teams
>decent food (mostly unhealthy though)
>hipsters and junkies everywhere
>heroin needles all over the place

Outside of center city directly around philly is no mans land with rampant crime until you get past Fern Rock then it is quite cozy.

>"I love to shitpost too!"
>Could she be the one I've been serc
>"Reddit is my favorite!"

>>37691550

Honestly that's a good enough start for me, I'm sure I could work her up to actual shitposting if given some time.

>>37691510
>tfw don't read children's books but still don't read the pretentious books that most robots expect for you to be "good enough"
zen & the art of motorcycle maintenance is condescending and dry at times

Succubus wearing the anonymous veil in 3...2...1

My nocturnal walks had lead me to an old, abandoned church, located in the middle of some vile spectral woods. The only thing protecting me from the downpour was my woollen greatcoat and my hat, both purchased from peasants in the more primitive, backward regions of the land, where old cults still worshipped heretical, unknown gods.

I stepped inside the church for shelter; and as a natural, morbid curiosity, and as my eyes adapted to the light I saw the old, winding entrance to a crypt. I sat on an old wooden pew, rotting and damp, and the rain stopped and the clouds broke and the moonlight shone it's meagre light through the windows. As the church got slowly lighter and lighter, and as the entrance to the crypt was illuminated more and more I spied the most ugly, foulest creature my eyes have ever seen. It was not human, it was not of this world, it was a wretch, an abomination, a completely degenerate and wicked being. It spied on me with its cold black eyes and grey mottled skin. As I sat wide eyed and paralysed in fear, I heard the pattering of hundreds of them come up the weathered stone stairs, I ran, and did not look back until I had reached the centre of the town.

I live far, far away now, but the sight of the moon and the sound of spectral wails in the night bring to mind that evil thing in the church.

>Be Swedish Robot
>On vacation in Paris (by myself)
>On day 3 go to The Louvre
>Sperg around looking at paintings until I get bored and go for ice cream
>Vendors on each side below nearby steps
>Go to the right one by my gut instinct
>After some time queuing I get face to face with vendor grill
>She's god damn gorgeous, very chic, dream-like brunette with bangs, hiding some of her face under black shades
>She smiles and greets me
>My heart races so fast from the excitement I felt that I mess up my order
>This causes her to have some short small talk with me
>Flirtatiously spouts that "it is dangerous"
>"What is? Ice cream?"
>"Yes" she says, still smiling
>I leave with ice cream cone in hand, but cannot stop thinking about her beauty the whole rest of the day

The day after

>Prepare a note with my name and number on inside my hotel room
>It also reads a message, "your ice cream is delicious and you are very pretty."
>I arrive to that same spot the following day
>She's still there
>I get in line, heart racing so fast
>Finally my turn. She recognizes me from the day before
>I order ice cream again whilst sneaking the note enveloped within the euro bill.
>She notices, "oh".
>Please read it, I say
>At first she seems flattered
>Then a look of concern takes over
>"I'm sorry..."
>"Oh, you have a boyfriend?"
>She nods

>I hastily leave, not looking back even once. Dropping the ice cream out of my hand as I walk off.

Never asked a girl out ever again. Aspies beware... It's "dangerous"

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Just come to europe and live off welfare

we have basic gibs no matter what

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>Why isn't "Basic Income Guarantee" a thing?
Because useless people should fucking starve. I don't pay five figures in income tax so your fat useless mentally ill faggot ass can sit around all day pissing in bottles and fapping to futa.

>>37691438
Because politicians are dum-dums. Also, leave rich and medium-wealthy people out of BIG. They don't need extra money and the state will save some.

>>37691605
What countries? Asking for a friend and science.

>>37691735
#rude