>go outside for an 11 PM late night walk
>various house parties are going on down my street with people outside
>paranoia immediately strikes in
>turn around and walk home
>night ruined
That's funny because it is 11 where I am and my parents threw a big party for my sister.
where you at
>>37633952
i love crashing house parties for free food/beer/girls
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>Alexander the great was your age when he started his conquest of the Persian Empire
He was given everything that led to that though
Unless your father gave you a professional crack army and a kingdom to keep it running along with the finest tutor and schooling money could buy at the time than you shouldn't feel bad.
>>37633969
I took everything my parents gave me and built an empire of garbage.
We all have our own conquests of Persia and I don't think I'll be winning it.
>Come home after a walk
>Parents have removed the lock on my door
>Ask them why
>"Shutup anon, we house you"
I'm 24, is this their way of saying move out? Who here /controlling parents/?
It's probably a hint in that direction. For a lot of parents the anxiety that their kid is going to be a nesting fag for years to come manifests in them being weird to you. Probably time to move out though, you'll be a better person for it.
>>37633789
Leave your door open while you fap. They'll put your lock back on in no time.
>>37633789
If you just ask one of your buddies to be your roomate it'll be best in no time. A penny earned is a penny saved
just finished day 2 of no fap
jesus christ how do people do this
day 1-3 wtf this is unpleasant
day 5-7 damn i'm fucking horny, feeling kinda energized though
day 8-20 a bit easier sometimes, spikes of urges
21-30 feels good, more energized, not too hard to put excess energy into doing shit
30-90 urges subsiding, feeling confident, noticing more benefits. desire to fap lowers once you get some momentum you get the willpower to withstand since it feels good
90+ little urge to fap, average looking women become sexy again, conversations flow better, eyes and skin seem brighter, people seem to treat me better, self loathing is low. body seems to like not wasting so many minerals with each load (one load takes your whole recommended zinc intake in a day)
It's more difficult to start, is the basic takeaway. That and it's difficult not to give in because you haven't seen the benefits. If you go on a decent streak, you'll see why people are actually sticking with trying to do nofap and not just forgetting about- the subreddit has 234,475 members as i'm writing this. people fail, fall down and keep going, even though fapping feels great and porn is so ubiqiutous and accessable. that should tell you something about the worth of this project. Personally i lost my /v/ at age 24 with this girl i met on a 3 week streak, it was like some 'just b urself' shit, somehow holding my load in for the real hunt instead of just jumping at shadows made conversation flow much better.
They don't; normal people have regular sex and masturbate in absence of it.
>having a bunch of people to text all the time (especially a gf)
>tfw the only people in my contacts is my mom and brother
Normies never know what they have.
>>37633708
Don't blame normies because you are an asocial faggot.
retard.
>thinks Donald Glover is talented
>that fucker copied Childish Gambino
>>37633729
My post wasn't blaming normies for me having no friends. You need to fix that reading comprehension of yours, idiot.
They're just lucky they have people to talk to they want to.
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>2017.44169209809
>Still haven't nutted balls deep in qt boipussy.
IT'S NOT FAIR.
sometimes i want to masturbate in linergie
then do it, anon.
>>37633612
Quite fun actually. I highly recommend it
BLACK wombs belong to WHITE men! It's the natural order of the world.
I fux with it
>tfw 90% of /r9k/ is better than you
feels bad to be the worst of the worst
Chris-chan is better than me
>>37633556
hey at least you get them elitist points
i bet you're a cool dude
>tfw no Colleen Wing gf
Why even live?
Why did he do it?
I honestly don't get it. I love being alone. I don't want a girl to take my money, nag me, leech off me, and nag me! I don't want to feel expected to talk to her, call her, get a job, take her out to dates, etc...
How do I get a girl to do this for me? Bonus points if she looks like Daenerys.
>>37633456
Hell if I know, but if I could, I'd replace cow milk with a woman's milk entirely.
Fuck yeah, lactation! Best fetish!
>>37633500
Its not just lactation, I would be giving her a good fucking in addition to the milking.
I would prefer to gently milk her by hand.
>stopping smoking is hard
Why do normies repeat this shitty meme so much? I literally stopped in less than a month, went down from half a pack a day to 3 cigs a day, then quit cold turkey last week.
Been over a year, never recovered from the brain fog.
Wondering if nicotine really benefitted my brain chemistry, or if the sudden decline in focus just sent me too far down to recover in a reasonable amount of time.
quit smoking for a year but realized there is literally no reason not to if you just limit your intake and have self-control. Meanwhile my parents smoke a pack a day and are getting old and won't quit. I worry about them, smoking is something you do when you are young for the benefits nicotine brings to your motor skills and concentration.
>>37633365
>from half a pack a day
haha
haha hahaha
"hey guys what do you mean it's hard to quit masturbating? I went from masturbating once every 6 months to never masturbating at all! Let me pat myself on the back"