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"Anon, if you feel dead to the people you were once close to, perhaps it's time you start improving yourself so people start caring about you again. I can help you, but you have to be serious and not expect me to do everything for you."
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>>36132355
bitch how the fuck you get in my house
you betta get the fuck outta here bitch or imma smack you so hard ull begin contractions
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>>36132355
>tfw you'll never have your own Misaki and you two end up loving and hating each other as you descend into a spiral of chaos, drugs, and generally hell
It hurts to live. ;_;
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>>36132355
Holy shit I just realized she looks just like this one girl I met recently.
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>7" penis
>thick
but
>5'7" manlet
JUST
This is so frustrating.
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>>36132263
Your height isn't your problem anon. It's the autism
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>>36132263
Guitar is your friend homey. Women love a guy who plays guitar
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6'4 but5.5 x 5.5dick
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Why are there so many robots who are into young girls?
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it's not just robots it is normies too dumb fuck.
normies are always real pedos whereas robots just like loli hentai or something
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>>36132260
Fapping to cartoon children doesn't change the fact they're still depicting children.
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>>36132352
which doujin is that from?
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>when you finally resolve the programming error that has been bugging you for days
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>>36132216
when u accomplish anything at all
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>>36132216
Are you talking about a computer or yourself?
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>it was because you put a ] instead of a }
I've lost countless friends by being too "needy"
how do I stop being needy forever
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>>36132098
By becoming self-reliant
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>>36132098
>>>/adv/
No need to thanks me Nye--
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>>36132098
It's not the neediness that's the problem. It's that you're being needy while being lame/boring. Become an interesting and charismatic person, and people will find your neediness endearing, like any other character trait you might have.
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>19 years old
>never had a girlfriend
>family starts asking me if I'm gay
>don't really say anything about it just nervously smile
>not even gay just too beta to get a gf
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If they're asking if you're gay, that means they still hold hope that you could get a gf.
When they don't bother asking, that's when you should feel bad.
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I'm so glad I've had a gf before and don't need to be asked this
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>>36132094
just tell them that you're too pathetic to get a gf and ask them to find you one
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you get $1,000,000, but the next 1 million people to die will know 24 hours in advance that they're going to die, but there's nothing they can do to prevent their death.
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I feel like there's a question missing somewhere.
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sounds pretty good. use the 1 mil to get the f out of home
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Oh, okay. Thank you for informing me anon.
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There is a disturbing lack of comfy thread here lately. Let's fix that.
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>>36132018
Too many comfortable threads kill the concept of the thread.
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>>36132036
True, but
> open /r9k/
> CTRL-f comfy
> no results
is not comfy at all.
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Just look at these colors.
So comfy.
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>take antidepressants
>removes the ability to have pleasure (masturbation)
May as well just die. Don't fall for the antidepressant jew medication. Only you and your circumstances can truly fix your issues.
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>>36131862
You do realize your penis isn't the only way to masturbate, right?
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>>36131862
At least you can now successfully do the /nofap/ challenge.
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>>36131882
Fuck off tranny, stop advocating sodomy
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Why the fuck is it impossible to find a woman who loves giving head?
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>>36131791
My (only) friend's gf says that she likes giving blowjobs. She's Canadian, so she probably grew up sucking cock and just got a taste for it.
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My gf loves to give head. You should aim for girls with self esteem, bc they feel the need to please you
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>>36131791
I and my female corridor mate love blowjobs. Not even submissive, or low self esteem. Just love a warm dick in my mouth.
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Holy shit I would fuck girl me.
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>>36131751
Reverse searching isn't giving me shit on the site.
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>>36131770
Its an app. Search "faceapp"
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>>36131751
Look at your black eyes. A soulless monkey.
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I have 49 matches on Tinder after selectively swiping for a day and a half. Am I ugly?
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>>36131738
> getting any Tinder matches
FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT OF MY BOARD RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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i got 0 matches after 3 days of swiping, fuck you
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>>36131738
Fucking chad this place isn't for you
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>my parents are fighting again arguing whether to keep or kick me out, a 25 year old NEET, from their house
>mom is defending me saying that because I'm a kissless hugless virgin loser with 0 friends, that they need to support me
>dad wants to kick me out because that's the only way I will learn and become a "grown man"
Who is right?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12707913
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sorry man got to say your dad is right though it is probably his fault you are like this too.
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Sorry dude I know real life sucks, I loved being a neet. It the reality is the later you start in this work world, the worse off you are. Your dad doesn't want to see you become one of those 65 year old guys having their 30th year anniversary as a Walmart cashier.
Take charge of your own life for once man
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Im on track to becoming you. 21 yo khv neet friendless loser never been to college
how do i get strangers to fuck my boipucci?
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u ask me
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>>36131664
>how do i get strangers to fuck my boipucci?
That depends, is that actually you?
Time stamp please
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>>36131686
no it's not me
just a picture i saved
I see you've gained weight. This is unacceptable. Who are your enabler?
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>tfw too fat to be healthy but slim enough to be my own enabler
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Being fat sucks my dick is short from all the fat padding. Wen im flacid i have a negative one inch inverted penis. Anyone know this feel?
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>>36131593
your mum
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