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Hello, /r9k/.

For those who perceive women as the ultimate angels of all things holy and good, you're extremely disillusioned. I've wandered this Earth for now eighteen years, and I've carried this hatred for the opposite sex for years - ever since I was fifteen, when I personally believe that I've gained my 'sapience', in the sense that I've learned how to think with wisdom and to make actions based on rationality.

Women are disgusting, vile and evil, and if you're a woman, you're disgusting, vile and evil. Kill yourself right this very second, or wait to get trampled down by the splendor of sexbots and literal plastic bags which will replace your biological function. You'll be obsolete. You'd be right now was it not for your holes and your wombs.

What has pushed me over the edge? What has made me hate women this much? Let's begin with what started my anger.

>be me
>be 11
>play this war game with friends, shooting eachother with 'guns' that in reality are sticks. pretty comfy
This is where I forgot what happened. This is what my friends told me at least when I woke up on the hospital bed.
>a bird's nest was right below an electrical line, not that far up for me since I was, and still is,(not really lol), quite agile
>i decided to save them
>i climbed up the length of the utility pole and was just about to take the birds down but I accidentally bumped my left hand on a wire
>zap
>fell down on to the ploughed earth
>woke up in a hospital bed after weeks of surgery and medically induced coma
>face marred beyond recognition (looks like pic related but flatter), left eye gone, nose gone, left arm up until the shoulder and i was fucking left handed
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>>38754876
Shitty incident, yes. But how does it connect to women?
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>>38754876
Shouldn't have fucked with electricity.
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>>38754876
So you hate women because you're a monster and women don't want to sleep with a freak like you?

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>began to make flossing a routine habit
>floss every single day
>every time I floss between my back teeth, it always smells like shit and they always bleed

Am I dying?
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>>38754847
Stop flossing you fucking idiot it doesn't do anything, it's a meme created by dentists. Also brush your tongue, if your not already, to help with smell.
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>>38754871
The smell is coming from what seems like rotted food/gunk in my back teeth. I have two gaping cavities that I keep clean on a regular basis.

I brush my tongue twice a day.
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>>38754847
its probably your wisdom teeth. You're brush can't reach under the gums covering the teeth and garbage is being built up in those areas.

You can get a tuft brush or a syringe and shoot liquid under the gums. It worked for me.

Dentists won't tell you these things beasue they'd rather have your teeth rot and pull them out for thousands of dollars. You should do a full self check up and analyse your teeth to see whats going on.

>women don't want sex all the time
>women are so much better than men

Meanwhile women in europe advocate for open borders so they can have more young refugess to fuck them

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dasbiber.at%2Fcontent%2Fsugar-mamas-und-ihre-fluechtlinge
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>>38754799
>Hasan feels more than half a year with Linda, she says, "She wants sex with me four times a day, I'm a sex machine for her, not more." Of course he could just go, but Linda has the beautiful sides of the Life. With her, he first tasted sushi and drank expensive wine. She pays for his fitness studio contract, his clothes, sports equipment, and his cell phone bill.

haha lucky bastard. He says he's saddened about it all though. He feels that he's being used.
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>women in europe advocate for open borders
I'm an autistic bitter virgin from Burgerland: the post.
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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/nymphomaniac-swedish-granny-admits-sleeping-with-3000-migrants/


I WANT OUT. NOW!!!!

Slutty sisters. Shame brung on family.

How to deal etc.

Pic very related.
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>>38754771
>brung
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>>38754933
the current education state of the robot folks
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>>38754933
It's a real word. It might not be well-used, but it's real.

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Why is everyone from the South USA so much nicer and friendlier than everyone in the North USA?
I'm a yankee, but everytime I visit the South I get jealous because of how friendly and welcoming everyone is there. It's almost like a punishment when I have to return back home because I bring some of that Southern Hospitality with me and get spit on by my fellow yankees.
Even states like California, Florida, New Mexico, and Arizona seem to have some degree of Southern Hospitality, more so than we'll ever have up North.
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>>38754701
>Be born in South Carolina
>Everyone is aggressively friendly and talkative
>I just want to be left alone
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i'd chop my dick off to just live in the south, seems comfy as fuck

>t. scottish fag
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>>38754733
You'll be left alone in the North, up until the point that you actually DO need to talk to people and interact.
What happens then is that you'll be bombarded with a slew of insults that make no sense from the mouths of chubby Dunkin' Donuts addicted Northerners.
Then, you'll have to put up with their incessant unfriendly retardedness while the other Dunkin' Donuts addicted Northherners cackle like hyenas at someone calling someone else a queer for the 1,000,000th time.

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>board economy class before everyone else. Get to my seat row and choose window seat even though I have the isle. Know I'm not going to go to bathroom. Person comes and makes me get up. Know for a fucking fact that they won't look out the window because they're a fat middle aged faggot. Also they will be more likely to get up during the flight to piss in the cramp bathroom making me get up too. Why can't adults accept my passive aggressive autistic glare and let me sit there.
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>>38754692
Why the hell wouldn't you sit in your assigned seat? If you wanted the window seat so badly, it takes two seconds to just choose that seat before you check in. He may have chosen that seat on purpose and then this faggot OP decides he wants to do his own thing.

For all your calculations and planning, you didn't do the one thing that you should have done.
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>>38754715
I didn't buy the tickets
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>>38754730
You don't have to have been the purchaser to choose your own seat before checking in.

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>utterly destroy someone in an argument
>they stop replying
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>>38754665
>try to reply to OP
>almost go to sleep
do you have magic "stop reply" powers
are you a wizard
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>>38754665
U coud also just be 2 dumb 2 ealize u were the 1 btfo, and often whenthats the case the smart person stops replying not to waste any more time
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>>38754665
Anybody who expects an argument on the internet to end in reconciliation or acknowledgement of defeat is a retard.

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>tfw no speculator bf
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>>38754604
>tfw failed elementary english
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>>38754604
>Tfw no tomoki gf

Origi desu nal
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What do you mean "speculator"?
Do you mean somebody who trades financial markets?

What does it feel like to have physical contact with a woman?
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>>38754539
I doubt Barron is a virgin
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>>38754539
It feels fantastic, just so warm and right

Cuddling feels so safe and comforting. Honestly after awhile it starts to feel like the natural state all humans were meant to be in.

Sex is extremely pleasurable, a million nerve endings are being triggered and you can think of nothing else.

I've been alone for a long time, and there's no doubt in my mind that I miss cuddling and having someone else in my bed much more than sex.
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>>38754539
feelings is for fucking pussies you beta male!

What are the levels of normies?
Top Tier - Chad
Below - Brad
Below - ?
Below - ?
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Jake
Chris
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Justin, Zachary
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GOD TIER- Thad
Top Tier- Chad
Below- Brad
Below- Vlad
Below- Dad

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I wuv you anon!
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>>38754488
Apparently you "loved" hundreds of men before me.
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>>38754507
I love you... and your wallet the most!
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>>38754488
Fuck it, whatever, Arby's and chill

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Being a NEET sucks. It gets extremely boring after a few months and you have no money to buy or do anything.
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>>38754423
>a few months

oh you sweet summer child

come back when you've been NEET for over a decade
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>>38754518
How does that even work? Do you literally live in your parents' basement?
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>>38754531
Not in the basement, no.

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So men really have death by snu snu type fetishes?
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Of course. My most fapped to image involves an orc woman squatting over a smaller man, holding him by the throat and fucking the shit out of him by force, and similar scenes going on in the background. There's another image that shows another orc (female) with absolutely stupendous muscular thighs and ass crushing a man against a tree with her hips, absolutely taking him by force. Nothing gets me harder.
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Why wouldn't you want the strongest mate you can find?
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>>38754390
Holy shit that is literally the virgin walk

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The Virgin posture is not a meme. This is how you fix it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIsx1t8TJq4
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what does virginity have to do with it
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>>38754330
Idk but the only people I've seen with that type of posture is virgins
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>>38754320

If you don't want shit posture sleep on the floor.

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Can you look at a girl the same way when you realize she's a non-virgin?
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>>38754315
Probably look at her better desu. She'll know how to give me better head and handies and will be able to ride my cock good.

Virgins are always
>i-i don't know anon
>i'm embarrassed
>i don't know how to do it
>*stops part way through*sorry I feel awkward
Bitch just ride the fucking dick and shut the fuck up
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>>38754428
You say that now but you're just projecting your beta issues onto a qt innocent virgin girl. Either accept you're a beta autist like most people here or GET OUT.
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>>38754455
>a girl who can sex like a beast yet has never even seen another male because of madman tier insecurities
>accuses others of being beta projectors when called out basic cogdis
Umm ok


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