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>>35292767
metal is a virgin music genre

>>35292767
That's one of the worst things I've ever heard and I fucking love metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gILuUdY2cU

>>35292821
>i love metal
>posts garbage

>>35292739
This is not my fetish, OP.

>>35292739
Where am I being taken?

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>>35292753
>"Bugger, looks like the little cunt escaped and got the police on me."

>August West
have u seen the gross fucking herps sores she gets? she was cute until I learned that she's a diseased dyke

>>35292731
Go away, /pol/
The only thing your antifa-fu will give you is a good ball-busting.

>Tfw that's what you want

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Friends and nieghbours is better but Aaron Eckhart is a Chad legend in this.

>Tfw evil

>>35293824
>beta nerd and Chad jock decide to fuck around with deaf woman
>both date her, pretending to fall in love with her
>beta nerd actually falls in love with her
>she dumps beta because she wants Chad
>Chad cruelly dumps her and laughs at her

perfecto/10

>>35292705
Mind you
You are con r9k you dipshit
Also normie get the fuck out

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>>35292705
Sage, off to /soc/ you go

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she punched me in the tummy

>>35292599
I got put on short term disability while participating in a out patient program at the local mental hospital. I think you can too. your doctor that you get assigned to at the mental hospital should help you.

>>35292599
>>35292659
what state do you live in? mutebloxbox

>>35292659
I dunno man. I'm scared to death of them. I made an appointment with a doctor two months ago but I cancelled it the day before because I'm really fucking scared of going outside or even talking to someone over the phone.

But when I did see someone, I just got told that the way I feel is "illogical" and shit. That the fear I have of people doesn't make sense, that I should trust people, blah blah blah. I know that. But what the hell do people expect?

I called up emergency services once and said that I think I'm gonna kill myself. They told me to go to the hospital right away. I said I can't as I'm scared of going outside and talking to people. They said "oooh well then we can't help you" and I was like "right okay". They told me that "oooh if you ever feel the same way. tell your GP" and I was like "Yeah okay i'll do that".

Next day, a doctor calls me mam and tells her everything. Put me in right shit. Caused a big argument.

I don't trust these fuckers. They don't help me. All they've done is worsen my life.

>>35292727
I live in the state of England mate.

She's cute. I'd totally beta orbit her and watch her have sex with Chads.

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I'd say more like this

>>35292565
stacey is such a shitty name

>>35292508
Bump cause I'm also considering it.
Also wanna know the pros and cons of finasteride vs the other thing, can't remember the name rn.

>>35292508

I've been taking it. It worked for me, mostly slowing the rate I've been losing hair, especially on the back of my head and temples (it even grew a little bit back there).

I didn't get Erectile Dysfunction, but that seems kind of normal, and it might fuck up your hormones long term.

>>35292508

my friend is balding and taking it. He says it fucks him up.

i'm balding and passed. If a girl ain't attracted to me bald, she's not gonna be attracted to me with hair.

>that one kid who post pictures of himself in a Guy Fawkes mask on social media while spouting memes and unknowingly post details of his life while using his real name

>>35292500
I actually did this a lot

>that one kid who would always make fun of the school slut

that was me

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>sent a text to a friend I hadn't talked to in weeks

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>>35292451
>Went to the store.
>Knew exactly what i was getting and where it was.
>managed to say "hi" without sounding afraid. And said "yes" without sperging when she asked if a i wanted a bag.

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>Got out of my chair without grunting like an old fart

I have 2 gfs. Which one do I hug?

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>>35292413
Nice try OP. Go be a faggot somewhere else, thanks

I would but my mom kicked me out of the house because she does't want me doing lewd things with her daughter

you have to live a life you're proud of

it's not really the most important thing

you can be confident and dumb as shit and a nice grill will see through it unless you're just looking for sex

it's not so much expecting everything to go perfectly than it is not worrying about the outcome because you're beautiful and there's more to life than that time you fell down the stairs on a double decker bus and people were probably impressed by the fact that you landed on your feet and the girl that was with you fell in love with you shortly after that but you ignored it because she's a dumb stacey

I'm fucking stupid as shit and make an ass of myself everyday. I tell girls I have a little dick and call them cunts. For some reason ii still get laid. Am I a Chad?

Hey man
Personally I think it's dope you couldn't resist the urge to blogpost, but you're a fucking nigger

jus bee urself ;^))

origenal

you're still a yung pup. just go to school and start from the bottom.

you do not want the next 5 years to just disappear.

and you can't be physiologically addicted to nugs.

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thanks for the installer my dude

Thanks for the virus my dude

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>>35292212
me too, i think it's what happens you're lonely for so long and have never seen anyone else naked

damn im pathetic

>>35292212
I literally jack off to selfies and my own nudes and my mirror image. Sometimes to pics of my dick as well. Not in a gay way though, I just imagine girls doing something with me.

I guess its narcissism.

Hey matt how are you

i know its you matt