How do you deal with seeing all these girls in tight revealing clothing on a daily basis, knowing you will never have a chance with any of them? It drives me fuckin crazy!
>>37371129
>How do you deal with seeing all these girls in tight revealing clothing on a daily basis
I don't have this problem. I go to an American gym.
I wish there were more female-only gyms around. I hate the idea that gross men are watching me at the gym. I don't go anymore now that I'm back home cause we have a home gym. It must suck being poor and concerned with one's health as a woman.
>>37371129
Also I've been working out for nearly 3 years and the problem was worse when I first started going but then I forced myself not to even look their direction, today I made the mistake of checking out a girl between sets and now I feel depressed.
>walk into your room
>see this
What do you do?
Hope she's got a lot of milk in those tits, suckle on them for a few hours.
Allow my 58 hamsters to crawl all over her
>>37371091
fuck her and be happy that I now for some reason have a sex slave.
How are you old fucks doing?
30 here.
Trying to decide if it's a good idea to quit my job before I find a new one. I jsut feel I hate my job and that going to it takes away time I could be applying for better jobs.
I turn 30 next year. The only thing I have to look forward to is opening a bottle of 30 year old scotch I bought a few years ago for the sole purpose of getting royally shittered on my 30th birthday as I stare at the oncoming runaway train of middle age.
28 and same as always. Trying to figure out how to come down and sleep a bit before work tomorrow. I'm almost out now so the struggle to not go buy more is present. Fun right?
How do robots stay sober?
>girls from lolcow and /cgl/ are on here RIGHT NOW
Show yourselves! Explain your motives for coming here!
>>37370927
Begone thy foul demons! You will be cleansed and purged from this realm with holy wrath and severe prejudice!
>>37370927
>>37370963
Would have been more convincing if there were more than two of you
Wanna be my steam gf now?
Stop being such a loser, jesus.
Fuck the robot. Post 1 word replies and pray you don't get muted.
>>37370911
ninelevenget
basilicas
contraption
https://www.16personalities.com
>tfw you're INFJ, an isolated idiot but rare
>>37370890
I'm ISTP, but I'm dangerously close to being ISTJ.
>>37370890
rejoice my fellow INFJ, we are the best of the personality types
ENTJ
suck my dick
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Got get one you dingbat
>>37370737
WILL YOU BE GF?!!
>>37370869
No haha fuckin weirdo
> you will never be a top 100 melee player
The amount of time,money, and effort needed to git gud isn't worth it holy shit. Even if you do all 3 above you may plateau and never ever get better.
Not to mention finding the time to git gud is harder than actually getting better.
I know this feel
i've settled with the goal of eventually having a really good mewtwo
me and my friend play pretty much every day, we're both pretty shit but it's a lot of fun.
we're about to go start streaming matches on twitch if any of you anons want, my friend's twitch account is agentwhiplash
we're both really bad at this game though.
>>37370544
>The amount of time,money, and effort needed to git gud isn't worth it
this is a universal rule for all video games
>>37371112
not for Ocarina of Time, matey!
What is your favorite fetish, /r9k/?
>>37370462Holding a girl tight in a warm embrace, getting lost in her eyes and telling her how much I love her before having an intimate kiss
slavery ryona bondage torture
>>37370462
/gfd/ + /rr/ + /ss/
>I'm supposed to hold the door open for women
>I can't jerk off my little cousin
>Give a drink to a woman
>Tosses it away thinking I spiked her drink when I was going to ask her if I can fuck her
Why are women so fucking complicated?
>woman paints her nails
>nobody says anything
>I paint my nails
>nobody say anything to my face but they all call me a faggot
wtf society why aren't women called faggots too fuckin double standard
everyone gets mad at me when i jerk off but who cares everybody jerks off
Since high school I've become the center of romantic advice in my friend circles.
Always been good with girls, always been considered easy to talk to. And I just like giving advice.
>Feed me your problems and tough situations, I'll do my best to help.
So who's the lucky girl that the "Advice guy" was into?
What was she like?
I'm 27 is it too late for me? would you and your friends hang out with a 27/yo?
inb4
>just bee yourself
>just practice talking to girls
>just socialize more
>just work on yourself more
>just be confident
>stasis chamber actuates
>hissing sound as the capsule opens
>it has been 548 years
>entering orbit of a star in the Pleiades cluster
>AI system starts up
>the reactor cells are cold, while they warm up I look out the window
>a blue planet with visible ground form is visible out the window
>spectrometer shows livable oxygen levels
>instruct ship to approach planet and enter into a polar orbit
>hear fusion engines engage into an orbital burn
>Shed solar array before final orbit
>descend into the mist
>my metal infused bones are cold, I had to agree to this experiment to avoid the death penalty
>my accusers are long since dead, transmissions from earth have stopped 235 years ago
>my frontal lobe was in constant connection to the transmitter via electro-stasis implant
>The sun consumed the earth, along with the mother ship they mustered, it did not out run the super nova, I am the last sentient being in the galaxy
>deploy seed ark, which contains as many plant samples they could supply
>it disperses above the southern continent formation on this new world
>Enter stasis chamber to await the advance of the seeding effort
>9000 years later I awake to the familiar hissing sound
>My mind is warped but I remember my mission
>Plant life has flourished during my slumber
>quadruped life forms have spontaneously arisen in my absence
>they seem to be sentient
>descend upon them in the mother ships landing craft
>small arms fire rains upon me as I exit the ramp
>engage anti matter reactor encased within my metallic chest
>Purge the quadruped resistance in seconds
>send drones to collect bio information for future seeding operations
>wish I could kill myself, think about the time me and my dad went fishing by our home 9579 years ago
>they never realized the abomination of time they created, my sentence of life has long since passed, in human terms
>>37370328
cont?origi
>>37370328
>343 years later
>stasis chamber hisses again
>still in Pleiades cluster
>AI determined this planet to be the only suitable host within sensor range
>engage anti matter reactor within my chest to tunnel into the crust of the planet
>create a labyrinth to occupy my disfigured mind
>access seed bank and activate replication sequence to bring back a specimen from the native quadruped
>they are oddly human
>enter stasis chamber
>30987 years later awake
>the quadrupeds have not escaped the labyrinth. They have sustained themselves with the organic matter dripping through the brittle crust of the planet
>they have evolved into an abomination
>quite sentient though
>Harvest their genes once more
>fusion echoes paint their shadows amongst the artificial cave walls while bouncing their sequences back to the mother ship
>no quadraped gf, why even live
What is your experience with Hispanic chicks?
Do they like white guys?
>>37370087
shut the fuck up with this shit already
comprende
no, this is important
>>37370243
meant for the post above this
Release me from this misery.
>tfw I'll never be british eating tea & crumpets with the bros
>tfw ill never get to paint some british girl's rotten teeth white with my cummies
>tfw ill never ride the double decker bus to school
>tfw ill never grow up playing the ZED X spectrum
>tfw ill never spell random words wrong with a U
why even bother living
>>37370080
The way things are going, Europe won't be European for much longer.
>>37370080
just get a tan. BOOM "new" european
Will I be looked at funny for going to a gun range as a black girl? I want to learn how to shoot :/
>>37369955
Tits or gtfo
Show me the original titties
>>37369955
>for going to a gun range as a black girl?
you dressing up as one?
>>37369955
you'll be looked at funny for pretending to be a black girl you fucking autist