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>tfw cannot graduate high school because I didn't turn up for penis inspection day

Fuck this shitty education system REEEEEEEEEE
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I am the result of an violent alcoholic loser that rawed a 4.5/10 whore at a party and forced her NOT to get an abortion.

I was also raised by my grandmother.

Jesus fuck man I'm a fucking MESS, I didn't stand one fucking chance.
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>>38213173
This
People like us who had no chance are the true robots. Loosers who got loved by their parents need to gtfo

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Why does it sound like he's saying EEEEEEEE
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Have you ever been in a relationship with an older woman?
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Im 22 currently banging a 34 year old. Does that count?
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The first time I went on a date (at age 23) was with this Thai MILF who asked me out -- who just turned 30 at the time.

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>tfw enter college
>start going to the gym
>start taking karate classes
>start adamantly reading the news
>start talking more to parents
>mfw after two years I can barely see any worthwile gains
>mfw karate is boring as fuck and I have shit memory and I'm a pussy
>mfw I'm literate on world happenings but can't talk about them outside the internet
>mfw I can't find the energy to keep being chatty with family
>buy multiplayer games
>get killed eleven times, kills zero times
>mfw discover I can't play for shit anymore
>ragequit

Why do I suck at every single thing. Every-single-thing. I can't even get my hair right without one part looking like it wants to crawl away from my head, or have an interesting discussion with someone. I fucking FAIL at every fucking given task.
I bet I'll even fucking fail having a meaningful chat with you niggers
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>>38213074
>2017
>sucking at a martial art for children

Time to get a job, champ.
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I understand this feeling. I'm shit even at the things that I spend all of my time on.

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How do I stop being upset by this or feeling like a cuck?
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Get off the internet

Seriously, it warps your perception of reality
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You acknowledge that women don't exist just for your personal satisfaction. A lot of /r9k/ may take issue with this position, but it is a necessary precondition of getting mad about this kind of stuff, so it's your call if it's worth it to you to live this life.
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>>38213078
Cuckold bullshit has been infecting IRL culture for some time now (ex.: Steve Bannon used it to describe Kushner at one point).

Last night I went to a baseball game and got really drunk. I was telling a friend a story about finger banging a girl at a hostel. This young woman in front of us said something like "I've had enough of this" and got up and left then her boyfriend left too. Then these 2 baby boomer women turned around and went off on how disrespectful I've been the whole game by talking and being rude. I told her off and we left shortly after.

Just wanted to share that.
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Why does the roof of my mouth feel like pic related on both sides?
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>>38213002
bumping this because i need to know this before my death
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>>38213002
because your mouth is really a very dry vagina
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>>38213002
Have you considered you're inbred?

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GETTING YOU A JOB -- WITH NO, IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS ABOUT IT
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on his sweater already, dad's spaghetti.
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>>38212996
"So... you're running away from getting a job again."

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http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f35/tired-of-guys-with-no-money-wanting-me-2033697/


Fresh OC coming through on a professional therapy website.

So what do we have to do to reach this level of selfishness anons?
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Wish I spendt more time with my grandmother

>grow up in abusive and drunk household
>rest of my family wasn't any better
>entire family seem to hate each other (aunts, cousins, siblings etc.)
>I actually have aspergers so growing up in all of this really fucked me up, I had nobody to go to
>only person that actually showed me love and care was my grandma
>I was shy around her because I wasn't really used to getting attention and care, also sperg
>she would take me to the store and buy ice cream and play on the swingset with me
>she also used my knit all the time and made mittens and socks for everyone she knew
>when I got older she said she really wanted me to come live with her and grandpa on their farm
>the school I was starting was closer to their home so it made sense living there instead
>mom wouldn't let me but I didn't care too much at the time anyway
>whenever I met her she told me I should come and live with them but I never did
>I kinda stopped seeing her as the "tension" in our family got more severe becuase I was afraid of bumping into my aunts or cousins if I visited her
>time goes by and grandma gets cancer
>she barely has a month to live and she's only 68
>I didn't visit her at her deathbed becuase I was too scared
>she died at home in her bed and the only other person there was grandpa and my uncles wife, she held her hand when she died
>first time I cried in many years was at her funeral
>tension in our family has kinda gone down since her death 4 years ago
>nobody seem to visit her grave anymore
>I go there from time to time to clean it and tend the flowers
>my Chad granpa seem to be over her
>he's close to 80 and he's banging al lthe neighbours
>he doesn't even have a picture of grandma in his house
>I really miss my grandma

this was her favorite song and they played it at her funeral, I think it's swedish. I started crying like a bitch now that I heard it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TpSBdP5K_w
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>>38212966
Damn anon
That is some heavy shit
Sorry for that fucked up family of yours

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the only 10/10 there ever was
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Why aren't you drawing animal cocks for living?

It is better to be selfemployed, rather than being wagecuck.
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Isn't that guy an asshole or something? I remember him doing something on some board (/v/?) and them hating him for it.
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Could I draw futanari and get lots of money?
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>>38212900
Yes, you could draw futanari and make money from it.

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>you will never be at the center of a blowbang

I don't want to live any more
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I mean theres nothing stopping you faggot
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>>38213731
What if OP doesn't have a mouth?

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Any architects here?

The univeristy I go to has a Master's Degree program, and I'm thinking about doing it. I'm not bad at math, I'm actually pretty autistic when it comes to precision on projects. However, I get a lot of anxiety in social situations, and I'd prefer not to be around Normies. I could work alone all day, and with other robots, but fuck Normies.
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>>38212805
I don't know much about the job market for architects, that sure must be interesting. I heard people who measure land are paid pretty well since nobody is really considering that line of work, I imagine architects might be in a similar quandary


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