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>semester is ending
>still haven't confessed my love to the cute boy in my class
what do
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I hope it's me desu.
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Why are anime posters so so gay?
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>>36427459
I'm trying to ask out a cute girl in my class before the semester ends but not too early because it could make our classes weird, just go for it desu but don't keep it simple

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>Post in an active thread
>Nobody replies
>thread dies with your post being the last
Who here /threadkillers/?
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Sup anon here to kill your thread like I always do.
I'm sorry
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I was really in my prime on the old /r9k/. Had almost a 50% thread kill rate.
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hi
asdfghjklsdefghjklsdfghjk

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>tfw can't channel autism into superpowers
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>>36427456
at least we got to ogle half naked teenage girls
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>>36427390
I mean retard strength is still a thing
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>>36427390
Yet many people have done exactly that to the benefit of all humanity.

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i tried it while driving to work today, and we had cute conversations.
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>>36427383
yes, but i live in my moms house so we only whisper
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I'lk give it a try until I can afford to buy a sexdoll and have her become my gf!
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i pretend to host radio shows and participate in presidential debates while in my car/room.


i'm 34.

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Physically, I'm surrounded by my parents and kids I go to Uni with, however I rarely interact with them if at all. It's not different than complete physical isolation. I've reached a point where I rely on complete escapism via anime and video games. Nothing seems real anymore. After around 8th grade everything seems like a bad night mare. Will I ever wake up? Will this game end? I'm on a train ride whose destination is unknown to me.

So tell me Anon, When did you realize you were completely alone?
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>>36427222
Meh, whatever. It's not like you can't go crazy and murder a bunch of people whom you feel deserve your rage when the last drop spills the glass. Until then I'll try my best to make a family, become a detective and save up for some travels. If I die at 60 with some kids at my side, my wife and a scotch, then to hell with everyone else.
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I think I realized it as early as high school was bullied daily, beaten to a pulp and ostrasized as early as back then. Well, the obvious bullying kinda fizzled out around high school/junior high. Being ostrasized is still a bitch though and finding the will to go on is pretty fucking hard. Now there really is no hope of fixing life at this point. Salary hell for life.
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>>36427488
Fuck me Im a retard. Meant elementary school.

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What does /r9k/ think about cucks?
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cucks are the most empowered class of people because you can't shut them down just by calling them cucks
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>>36427163
A cuck does something because he thinks his woman expects it or because society expects it.

A man does something because he wants to, even if it is for the above two reasons.

Sex is never a reason to do anything for a woman. If your dad or uncle or older brother or whoever told you that, it's because he's a cuck. If a girl won't fuck you for no reason, lower your standards and meet one who will. Period.
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>>36427264
I can't find a counter to this argument and that worries me.

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Have you ever been fired /r9k/? All my friends and i got fired from mcdonalds once within one week of each other for being goofs and fuckin around too much. I also got fired from a temp job after 2 weeks because it started at 6am and im not a morning person
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None of you autists have ever been fired?
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>>36427157

I got fired from a movie theater for giving my family more free tickets than was allowed.

Also I wore white socks all the time which was against the uniform policy
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>>36427409
my employers love me because im a beta cuck who will do anything they ask

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Let's have some fun. Post your picture and let me roast you.
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Someone call me a nigger then
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>>36427105
>tfw to ugly for /soc/
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>>36427778
You look like like a Nigerian refugee who used his lips as a boat.

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who /daddyOfive/ here?

https://youtu.be/QhsShHO75h8?t=991

>screaming WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU at your kid for saying "fuck"

also some reeing happens a little after linked time
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the ginger kid is such a fucking low test faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UWiQEJRg1c

this is what I imagine it's like to have Kenny Hotz as a father

>>36427210

>rees
>takes BRAP to the face like a champ
>engages in fecal smearing

cody is /r9k/
the oldest brother is /v/
the dad is a chad, obv
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>>36427261

and the follow up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AqXHUZb3qI

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Why haven't you found a woman who'd like to take your virginity? You're on the internet and there are so many possibilities, so it shouldn't be too hard.

Face it, you'll never have sweet adolescent romance. That boat set sail long ago, if you ever had a ticket. So stop dreaming and try to enjoy what reality has to offer.
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>>36426974
>adolescent romance
>sweet
Why's it always the virgins who make these sort of posts?
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>>36427528
Tell us why your youth sucked.
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>>36427580
>puppy love = "youth"
Tell us why you've never touched a girl.

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What should I eat for dinner guys? I already had subway so not that
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>>36426944
How dare you cum on a bird you fucking autist
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>>36426971
We don't bully on /r9k/
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>>36426944
I just eat instant udon or ramen when I can't figure anything else out. It's filling enough.

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It's tentatively called BitchKiller
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what if i'm not a fembot but i'm really good at screaming like a bitch
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>>36426897
Uh, sure if you want.
Do i get anything for it?
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>>36426968
Lots of attention and fame when my game about stalking women and then murdering them in their homes gets media attention :)

I can't see it being allowed to be sold anywhere (Which might create controversy which could be fun) but I'll share royalties too :^)

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>tfw no liveryman bf
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Oogie Boogie-tan is cute!
CUTE!!!
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>>36426898
I agree with this post!
Oh wait! That's my post!
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>tfw no deliveryman gf

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why are girly boys so popular?
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Lots of desperate men who can't get real pussy in the world, traps are basically girls with no vaginas. If you told a bunch of guys they could have a gf but her vagina was sealed they would still take it.
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sauce? please what is this?
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>>36426832
new gujira

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I fucking did it, i cannot believe it im still shaking. I asked a girl out, but not just any girl. The girl i've been in love with hard for 7 months. She said yes and told me how she's been waiting for me to ask her that for a while. The feelings this girl made me feel i didnt know were even possible. If there's one true love in a life time of every person, then she is it, and she likes me back, a lot.
God fucking damn it i still cannot believe this. The last 7 months were the happiest ever, but this just put the icing on the cake. Here's a quick rundown.

>finished highschool got into college
>dropped out after 2 months
>went full degenerate 16hrs a day vidya neet after that
>this lasted over a year and a half
>became a skeleton lanket
>no social interactions
>almost tore family appart
>parents start charing me for rent
>decided to make a change
>want to go back into college
>started working
>worked for 6 months to pay for college
>got into college october 2016
>21 yearold freshman
>met said girl
>started going to the gym
>started going out more with my long forgotten friends
>started talking to people on the regular
>actually doing good in college
>still playing vidya but making it work
>it all led to this moment

It was worth it guys. I wanted to give up at some points, but it was fucking worth it.

Anyone else here managed to turn their life around?
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>>36426709

I'm happy for you anon. Congratulations
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>>36426709
Fuck you i hope you die you cuntfuck
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Congratulations! Good job, I hope the date goes well.

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