VERY IMPORTANT (and original) POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13207821
>>37755413
>1-3 is winnig
FUCKING NORMALFAGS OUT
>>37755413
>>37755534
>anyone said 0
What why
Used to be every day. Now I'm old and unattractive, so I'm not even attracted to myself, nor can fantasize.
And I'm drinking pretty regularly. I always think I'm going to masturbate when drunk. I play around a bit, but then the alcohol takes over and I lose interest.
Why do normies describe everything they don't understand as "creepy"?
because if it doesn't fit into the norm then it needs to be ostracized
>>37755293
Because beta neckbeards who don't talk to women are creepy
>>37755331
Not even other people, dip. Just saw a normie describe a dog walking slowly as being creepy. Normies will describe basic physics concepts they don't understand as being creepy.
Is it possible to convince yourself to ignore everything? To go through life as if you don't care until you die because you're too afraid to kill yourself?
I don't know what to do, I feel like I'm going to explode. I keep telling myself to just ignore everything, but it's impossible.
>>37755226
Literally this is what im doing. And yes it is possible.
>>37755226
why don't you start taking some responsibility for alleviating your suffering instead of pretending it doesn't exist? Eventually it'll be harder to ignore it than it would be to start fixing it now.
>>37755687
How? Because I cannot even see how you'd approach that.
>>37755724
It takes effort. Even the most menial things and I just don't know how to do it, because there is nothing for me to gain from living. How do you force yourself to do something if there is no benefit for you from it?
Be honest wagie, when was the last time that you masturbated on your work's bathroom ?
>>37755182
Thisis not a stupid question.
I've always been a neet but I remember back when I was in school i skipped pe class and jerked off in the bathroom and came in my gym shirt every day. 2007 was a different time
>>37755182
Pretty sure it was 2008. I left a dickpic on the safety manager's computer too
>have qt girl crush on me
>crushes on me hard
>idk what the fuck to do
>try to text her
>she seems genuinely happy but texts are boring af
>want to find some sort of common interest we can talk about irl
>cant find shit since i cant get her to fully open up about her ideas
>after 3 days of texting i can already tell things are gonna go down the drain
>texting lasts for 4 weeks cause im too beta to stop
>would much rather get rejected than reject
>eventually she stops responding
>she gets insanely anxious whenever i'm around heri did too
>hate myself for not being able to make anything happen
this was in HS, but i can't stop thinking about it
whenever women try to approach me these days i just opt out and don't try to do anything since i think i will fail by default
how do i fix my problemo with females?
nerds plox help
i know not ALL of you are socially retarded
>>37754965
>>37755067
don't be such a sissy and just try it instead of going opt out you normie
>>37755067
originally shut the fuck up norman
Time to go out, get smashed with the lads and shag some proper fit birds edition
>>37754955
i actually am doing that tonight
not the shag the birds part but yeah
>>37754976
>He doesn't shag birds
Wow, get a load of this lonely gayboi over here
Former croupier here, ama
Really really wish I had a bf to cuddle and have fun with
Is there anyone out there for me..?
Pic is me
>>37754923
>Is there anyone out there for me..?
Define where there is exactly.
I'd cuddle with you right fucking now. I feel miserable and need urgent comfort. We could share feels and dank memes.
>>37754923
you're beautiful. please be in a loving, caring, and monogamous relationship with me. please
How's summer anon?
>>37754910
going swell, glad grade 5 is over so I can be on Minecraft more
>>37754964
hey, femanon here, that's really good for you, my fellow brobot
>>37755047
Btfo normie fembots don't exist xD
What is the saddest thing you did this week, anons?
>>37754884
a tie between getting drunk mid afternoon and writing erotic fanfiction
>>37754884
>seven year old guinea pig died
And I also drove into a ditch. Some guy in a truck dragged me out though, so I guess it was all good in the end.
>>37754924
>getting drunk mid afternoon
>sad
fuck off normalfag
>that tfw when I have a tiny penis and literally no woman ever will be with me without cheating
Iktf dude
Its a special kind of hell few people can ever truly grasp
>>37754827
/fit/, the picture.
>>37754827
>thinking flaccid length matters, especially when compared to his body size
My dick is 7 inches long and about 6.5 inches in girth, yet you couldn't tell by looking at me after a shower.
I'm a 24 y/o kissless virgin. When people give advice here, they say things like "go to an anime concention, you'll fit there".
The thing is, I'm not interested in anime, or videogames, or that stuff of all you are into. I don't know if my case is worse because there are less chances to know people who share my problems. I have normie tastes, so I'll always be the most beta person in the room, even if I'm doing what I like.
>>37754750
So you're a cyborg like me then. Too normal to be a robot, yet too robotic to be a normie.
Cyborg here. This is now a cyborg thread. I like football
I can relate, I tried the the zeemaps thread and got called a normie by the other people in my country just based off of the description I gave. They all just like the same shit, anime, vidya, that's it.
Today's topic is what we should do to fuck with the lolcows because they're annoying whores. I made it into their discord. Anyone else want in?
>>37754714
lolcows wish they could be whores. They're such losers
>>37754714
Fembot here
How come there are so many loser virgins here lol /r/4chan said this site was for robots but it's just a bunch of mysogynistic nerds lmfao
I had sex last night and I'm still a robot XD deal with it sweetie ;)
>>37754874
>>37754809
>>37754714
Fembot here!!!
Why can't we just all get along as friends?
We should really talk our differences out and show them wrong!
/r9k/ is designed to foster and nurture negative self-image and antisocial behaviors.
Leaving /r9k/ forever is the single most important step you can take to bettering yourself - or even just being happier with yourself. I mean it.
If you're wondering why you can't step outside of your own doubt and lack of confidence in the world ever being ok, it's because you live in this echo chamber of negative self-talk and self-hatred.
Lets look at some of the threads you find here. Wagecuck threads are there to make you feel like having a job is the wrong thing to do. Manlet threads are there to make you feel like you can never be a person if you are short. Women hate threads are there to make you feel as though pursuing a healthy relationship with a female is futile. These are all designed to keep you from changing yourself and to perpetuate complacency with the way things have always been.
tl;dr leave /r9k/ forever. Find a less toxic community. Your life will improve, I guarantee it.
>>37754674
lies. there is no hope. perpetuating this myth that robot's lives can ever turn around is the cruelest thing you could do.
>>37754674
I don't deserve to get better
Fucking left and came back since none I then attempts at becoming a notmiw worked. Was already diagnosed with a women tier mental disorder and I'm basically an infp. I literally live here now.
ITT: write the exact text you would like to receive from your oneitis. I'll start
>Let's make dinner, drink, play games together and spend the night with each other
>Hey. I was thinking about you.
>>37754651
I don't have a oneitis because I have a fiance. How am I supposed to participate in this thread? It seems pretty exclusionary.
I already had my shot. My oneitis ran into me at college and texted me afterwards
>it was cool seeing you for five seconds
I had previously confessed to her and been turned down so I just texted back
>ok
Then she texted more, eventually asked me to meet her for lunch. We met up and talked for a few hours and then I never contacted her. At this point if she texted me anything at all I'd throw away my fear and just properly ask her out, but I think I already blew my chances with her.
if women chose to date placid betas instead of aggressive alphas, we would have world peace and no wars.
when women choose to fawn over violent, pig-headed rapists and criminals, they are propagating evil in the world. evil men and women raise evil sons, who continue the cycle.
you see, anon, it comes down to basic evolution theory
>if women chose to date placid betas
we get more betas.
I'm not an expert but I've heard women are more drawn to savage, aggressive men, due to some basic instinct shit. There's a reason alphas are alphas. It's good to be alpha in nature, and no matter how far society advances, you probably can't kill basic instinct.
>>37754755
>>if women chose to date placid betas
>we get more betas.
which is a good thing for humanity. less competition, more collaboration. women fetishize evil. they cause it.
>>37754811
more betas is good for us. We like betas.
However, you can not fight instinct. A chill, polite, easygoing world sounds goo don papaer but there will always be that nagging voice in the back of women's head that says
>muscles are good
>he could fight to protect me with those muscles
>tall is good
>look how imposing he looks
>bigger dicks feel good
>let's find a dude with a bigger dick
Actually, now that I think of it, females are usually the selector for mates. And they select the one that fights it out. You can't control this, anon.