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male fashion is a joke
don't go to /fa/, just look at magazines or online pics for looks you like, try them on, and see if they work for you

Short or tall?
Fat or skinny?
Human or black?

>>35452322
I just shave my head, put xxl t shirts (i am fit skinny) and normal pants with an elastic to tighten the ankle area, speak little and look into the eyes.. bitchs love me
I am tall and white, nothing special

Well we can't have anything in life right? So pay for her surgeries or get yourself a other girl.

Or get a 4/10 face, 5/10 personality, but 10/10 smokin body side hoe to balance your gf out.

>wahh i have a beautiful GF that robots would kill for!

go fuck yourself chad

>>35452262
You're pathetic. Honestly consider killing yourself.

>>35452181
and all because americucks needed to save coal in ww1

Did anyone else used to think that daylight savings time corresponded to some cosmological phenomenon, like we had to change the clocks to adjust for something that happened in nature? I thought that until I was like 20. I don't know how I manage to keep myself alive desu

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>>35452246
Thats not why?

Fug.

>>35452178
I'll tell you a decent method way to die but please know that there's a lot in life to look forward to and that more then half of people who survived suicide attempts immediately regretted it during the attempt and wanted to live.

>go to nearest lake or pond
(At night would be the best so no one sees)
>submerge self and wait to die

Drowning isn't a bad method.

>>35452178
bullet to the head is pretty much a guarantee op

>>35452178
>without the use of illegal objects.
Where do you live faggot. Shotgun ain't illegal in countries that aren't garbage.

>>35452173
Coca cola originally or maybe dr pepper

Any cola.
Or stop being a bitch about it. If it's genuinely awful whiskey then just chase it with some lemonade.

For a sick whiskey drink... even though this reply is way late for you anon..

-sugar cube
-lemon juice
-ice
-bitters
- top with lemon squash

Tasty as fuck whiskey sour/old fashion hybrid alchopops drink.

You can also sub the sqaush for apple cider.

Only if he included a second dick free at no extra cost*

*just pay shipping and handling

No

Because, you know, he's dead

>>35452454
this makes me even harder desu

I used to be. Now I wait for death.

>>35452152
Do you think you could find something in life that fulfills you

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I try

I want to buy a chinese sword, I wonder if it's katana-tier autistic not that I actually care

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>>35452110
>one shot at life
>born as an ugly loser in Eastern Europe

What did I do to deserve this anons

>>35452110
Cool story, bro
Thanks for the free pepe though

Pay a homeless person to assault her so that you can "save" her.

>>35452112
What if he is mentally disturbed and upon trying to save her he stabs me and her though?

>>35452067
It will keep worsening until all these dumb cunts hit the wall childless and we're outnumbered by ragheads.
Ragheads are the future.

>What do you robots think of my chart?

I think that without any form of empirical evidence you're simply projecting your own prejudice.

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Take the green pill faggots

>>35452055
That would be a drag but getting their job and financial opportunities and actually being able retire in a nice house would sure be nice.

>>35452055
>get fucked by chad left and right only no SJW shit to shave you now
>no vidya or 2D waifus to keep you sane
>get drafted and sent to nam sometime in your late 20's which would be the only redeeming factor in your life if you survive
Get fucked OP.

Imagine all the questions people had then that they couldn't have answered without the web. Sad.

>>35452054
>5'8, 130 lbs
>physically big

start the mones qt

How old are you? If you are above 17 it's just autistic for you to be a little girl and use coloring books, sleep with a teddy bear, play tag, and ride a bike with training wheels etc

>>35452478
I'm 16, so I'm still not sure

>>35452025
>a laughable 70$
Nah dude, those numbers are too funny to be real. How much did it really make?

>>35452025
Poor Merry...

>>35452229
Yeah, dude.

>"It is the lowest grossing theatrical release of 2016 with a total gross of just $70 from one theater."

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>>35452002
>Dad usurped the enema soup

mfw he wanted to know the recipe.

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>>35452002
>grannie stole the donkey nut pasta

>>35451965
Wait, that's a grapefruit? I've been fucking a cantaloupe every day for the past week, no wonder I haven't seen any improvements.

>>35451965
>experts can't explain why this fruit increases penis size by 67%

if they don't understand it, wouldn't they just do an experiment? this ad is retarded and i feel retarded for taking it seriously

>>35452654
They can't explain it because it belongs outside the realm of modern science