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What are some things you have done that you are proud of?

>watched 26 seasons of the simpsons (not the newest 2 seasons)
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>>34893296
Programmed a little asteroids game.
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>>34893296
Recovered from a car crash that left me in a coma for 6 weeks
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I was ranked diamond for a few weeks in League of Legends 2 years ago. I'm silver now.

Hey r9k, sorry for the blog. I was hoping you guys could help me out, even though you guys are kinda biased against girls.

I'm a virgin with no real dating experience and I like someone who has tons of dating experience and has hooked up a lot. They hopefully don't really think I like them, so it's not like the opportunity is just in my lap, but I was wondering if I should just give them my virginity.

I think it's possible for me to start dating around and maybe even hooking up, just for the experience, but it feels sort of disingenuous for me to do those things just to prepare when I could just try for the relationship itself and hope everything goes okay. I just don't want to feel super jealous about the notion that they've been with a bunch of people who weren't me and I can't actually bring anything new or exciting to the relationship because they would essentially have to either teach me everything or wait for me to figure it out.

What do you guys think?
pic related isn't me, I'm not that cute
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>>34893181
>not that cute
Shes disgusting, also tl;dr you want intimacy

Where do you live?
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>>34893181
bump

>>34893259
I guess I'm disgusting then.
I do want intimacy and love, but I also don't want my lack of experience to be the thing that gets in the way of a relationship

LA
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>>34893181
I have 0 chance at relationships and intimacy so I just gave up at this point and ready to expire in my sleep

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>tfw you see a 10/10 hot as fuck woman in real life
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You are just as vapid and shallow as the normies
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I do love it when ifunny comes to 4chan.
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>>34893047
>tfw you see a 10/10 chad in the mirror

oh wait thats me

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Highest IQ personality type and second lowest salary.

Highest chance of being NEET and therefore lowest chance of being a wagecuck

Who here /INTP/ masterrace?
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I'm an INTP with a lot of INFP traits. I'm not that intelligent though.
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lol FGT,
ENTJs are masterface
sakup
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Me! I'm INTP. My life is horrible and I have no career or future, but at least I can tell myself I'm the superior personality type. Right guys?

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Today is my 21st birthday anons. As a gift could i have some cute 2d girls posted for me pls? Also i would like to talk to some anons from here on discord or something. Could be comfy.
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happy birthday anon heres a cute anime girl
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happy 21st birthday anon!
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>>34892991
here is a discord you can join https://discord.gg/Px5WHEj

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Are there any twinks/traps that, sexually, prefer much older men? (40-70 yr old men)

Where does this fetish come from and what do you think it means?

Tell stories and elaborate on your fantasies please.
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>>34892984
get pozzed you fucking faggots

originally, too
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You can't be a twink if you are older than 25
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>>34892984
i hate these ageists fucks not wanting a young hung stud like me instead going for some chubby old guy cause daddy wasnt there

Have you robots ever considered that you may not be making good use of your brain to mouth filter? If you speak without thinking beforehand, you are likely to act strange in front of others. That might be why you are not successful in your social life. The next time you try to talk with someone, think well before you speak. Try it in the Internet first since you have unlimited thinking time, beware that IRL you'll have to react fast.
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Our problem is our filter is too strong so we mostly stay silent. What gives you the impression that people here are chatty irl? Fuck off back to wherever you came from.
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it's the personality matters meme again ....
>inb4 jus b urself
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>>34892795
Using a brain to mouth filter is the exact opposite of being yourself.

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How does this photograph make you feel?
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>>34892636
Emotionally mature

Absolutely originami
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They both have an iq of 50 between them. ~
Id say their lives are fairly shallow and dry.
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>>34892636
>I don't care anymore.
REEEEEEE

How painful for you it is to know that there are people all around the world who are enjoying their lives to its fullest and you are just sitting in front of the computer all day long and waste your time without achieving anything?
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Not really painful, since they don't perceive the world any different than you or me. Not to be a fedora-tipper, but they're just cattle that gets shifted from place to place in order to graze and be slaughtered, as opposed to cattle that sticks to just one farm.
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I am asexual so there is no need to act like a douche to get girls or something.
For me, there is nothing to achieve.
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>>34892576
not really that bad, once you actually get dragged to a party or some event somehow that everyone is crazy about you realize how boring people are and how all the exciting things aren't all that special

and once you realize you aren't missing anything (except for human contact) it's sort of easier to just do what you want

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>mfw my brother thinks ivanka is a russian agent

lmao why are liberals so bat shit crazy?
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>>34892526

Are we going to ignore the shit conservatives said about our last president?
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>>34892631
Woah now this is his safe space
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>>34892631
Obama really was a Muslim though, I read it on Facebook.

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What does a blowjob feel like

original text message
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>>34892437
I have absolutely no idea but i hope its better than salted potatoes and sandbags
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>>34892437
Entirely depends on how good it is. Ranges from pretty fucking great to full of teeth and worse than a wank.
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>>34892447
Salt potatoes are pretty good though, especially when sliced.

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I can feel myself crawling out of the endless drepession hole, day by day I try to improve and develop and move forward. I mask my anxiety and I try my best to do things which years ago would seem impossible for me.

Then something shit happens, and then another shit thing happens, and then another shit thing over a few days.

Massive weight of sadness and hoplessness smashes me back down to the bottom of the pit.

The cycle never ends. Guess I need drugs from the doctor or I will end up killing myself very soon. Anyone know this feel and can offer some advice, no matter what I do I always end up getting smashed back down by the depression.
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it's called dysthymia and yeah medicine is what you need.
I am the same. I should take my medicine but I don't because I don't care any more.
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I get where you're coming from man.

Just got to keep trying right?
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>>34892208
>I can feel myself crawling out of the endless drepession hole

Be careful, this is actually the point at which many people kill themselves.

Severely depressed people completely lack motivation, even to kill themselves, and once they start rising out of it there is a dangerous point where the increase of motivation can result in suicide.

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You're at a job interview


>Anon, why don't you have a facebook or any other social media account?

What do you say?
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>>34892181
kontent~
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Why should I? Is my answer.
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>>34892181
People are crazy, I just use whatsapp to talk with my friends.

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/wiz/ anon kills himself,what does /r9k/ thinks,I'm thinking of using this method tonight twitter.com/Leiderdorp112/status/831810665685852161
http://sleutelstad.nl/2017/02/15/man-komt-om-inademen-giftige-dampen/
https://wizchan.org/dep/res/130537.html#131672
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>>34892072

Two things

1. How is this news?
2. Your language is shit. Like the retarded offspring of English and German.
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>>34892072

Also a third thing. Why you wanna kys?
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>>34892123
mobile so I don't have time have time to type correctly

am i the only one in this site that doesn't care about sex?
i am KHV i just want some affection from my oneitis nothing else.
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>>34891949
This is the path to cuckoldome.
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>>34891949
Not sure if this is bait

you are not the only one. I also don't care about sex and I never understood why everyone on this board is so desperate for sex.
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>>34892920
Because you're an asexual but you're too stupid to realise.

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