File: hodgetwins.jpg (38KB, 960x540px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 960x540px
>start lifting weights again
>start feeling "good"
The killer is I know this high feeling won't last a month or even 2 weeks.
7 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282899
>been lifting for 6 years
>on steroids for 2
>still a KHV
>>
>>36282899
>Lifted for a couple months
>Hated every second of it, no "high"
>No gains either
>>
>>36283066
Do you at least get compliments?
Be completely honest, do i have a chance to get a gf?
24 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282876
yes now fuck off desu!!!
>>
>>36282876
You have chad potential if you started working out and trimmed down the fat. Like I think you have a lot of potential, but right now you're pretty mediocre. You have good face symmetry and features but it's hidden by your chubbiness. Work out a bit and eat better and it'll happen.
GL my dude
>>
>>36282891
>cant tell if its just new people joining everyday or just b8
File: 1481345868690.jpg (237KB, 850x1204px) Image search:
[Google]
237KB, 850x1204px
>Turned 35 today
>Everybody I knew my age has gotten married and started a family
>Always bragging about how great it is to have kids on social media
>Still have never had a girlfriend
>Parents are convinced I'm gay
>Constantly guilt me about not being married and having children
>Don't have many friends
>Few friends I had have gone on to have their own families and don't have time to hang with me anymore
>Can't talk to anyone they always talk about their families and responsibilities and all I have nothing even comparable
>Spend all my free time at home indulging in my hobbies
>Am financially stable and independent but still feel like a complete loser
Why is the pressure to start a family so intense? I feel like everybody makes me feel like an alien for being single at my age. It's like if you aren't married or on the way there then you're a fucking loser. Everywhere I look I'm reminded that "You're supposed to be doing this already, you're almost 40 but you haven't made a single step to having a family. You're a complete loser, what the fuck are you doing with your life? Why are you still a fucking virgin, why don't you at least have a girlfriend, what the fuck is wrong with you? You manchild, why do you still play games and collect toys and all this shit when you could be out trying to get a girlfriend? You piece of shit, you waste of life."
It's difficult to be happy when everyone is telling you there's only one way to be happy, and they're succeeding.
30 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
People need to do what other people tell them in order to feel like they have their life on track because they would have no idea what they should do in the event that nobody tells them what to do.
Your parents and all your friends are only doing what everybody else has told them to do a million times.
I don't think you're a piece of shit anon. You're probably just shy and never got over it. That doesn't make you a bad person and your parents are shit at supporting you if they think that makes you a bad person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDfzPmCGSG4&feature=youtu.be
>>
>>36282845
Have you lost your virginity at least?
>>
>>36282965
He's still a virgin.
@OP, what >>36282942 said, don't cave in to society's norms, you should be happy with what you do (I know, easier said than done.) At the same time, it's understandable after being alone for so long and seeing others around you with families and kids, you'd long for some of your own as well.
File: 1491902514999.jpg (56KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
56KB, 800x800px
>hear mom talking to her friend outside
>hey how is anon doing by the way?
>he's quite well, but you know I would be glad if he finally gets a girl. how about daughteranon I heard she's single again
>*super fake disgusted laugh* I'm sure he will find the right one soon, daughteranon already has a new crush. he works in finance
>how nice, I hope it works out for her *disappointed laugh*
19 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
My parents never talked to me about girls. All they ever ask me is "got a girlfriend yet?" And I say "no" and that's the end of it. My dad never encouraged me or offered to let me borrow the car so that I could make friends or get a girlfriend. The one time a girl starting flirting with me over text messaging, he got mad at me and accused me of sexting and took away my phone so that I wasn't able to talk to her anymore. I really fucking despise how parents can be so oblivious about how much effect they can have on their children by raising them improperly in very subtle ways, and when the children don't meet their expectations later on in life they put it all on you.
>>
>Sister got married
>Our families basically forced me and my new sister in-law to marry because we're both NEETs
They basically did everything for us to get married, then just shoved us in a room together to NEET it up.
>>
>>36283331
What was having sex like? Had to have been awkward
File: 1490271262629.jpg (52KB, 639x638px) Image search:
[Google]
52KB, 639x638px
>99% of rapists are men
>99% of murderers are men
>99% of pedophiles are men
>99% of burglers are men
>99% of psychopaths are men
>99% of drug dealers are men
>99% of torturers are men
>99% of awful fucking criminal people in general are men
>meanwhile /r9k/ says women are the most evil creatures simply cause +8/10 stacies don't want to fuck you
How do you guys manage to rationalize this?
23 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282756
Women only don't do these things because they lack the power or societal motive.
>>
>>36282756
>L I T E R A L L Y 99.999999999999999999999999% OF MEN ARE RAPISTS????????????? UM??????????????????????????????????????????????
weak bait
>>
>>36282769
I disagree with OP but that is not what he was saying at all. Oops as I was doing the captcha I just realized this was b8 you got me.
File: marriage-2.0.jpg (42KB, 594x640px) Image search:
[Google]
42KB, 594x640px
Those of us who are married with kids are the true robots
>have to work to provide for family
>evenings spent doing chores
>weekends spent doing dumb shit with kids
>can't fap
>can't play games
>love my wife but possibility of divorce is always there
>no money because children are expensive as fuck
>have to 'socialize' with wife's friends
But at least we get sex right?
13 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282746
Why don't you go kill yourself instead of whining faggot. Take your shitty family with you too, you dumb piece of shit.
>>
>>36282763
Calm down, it's just a lighthearted (but poignant) green text.
You have a lot of anger in you. What's the matter?
>>
>>36282746
I really wish my dad didn't cheat on my mom...
Twice...
File: 2016-06-01.jpg (24KB, 512x380px) Image search:
[Google]
24KB, 512x380px
>2016
>This one fembot i wont mention is spammed non-stop and mods dont do shit
>2017
>these threads get taken down quickly and for the most part shes gone
Feeels pretty good mane
another thing
The good memes and juicy OC posts are more far and between compared to 2016?
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282740
>i wont mention
Why not?
>>
>>36282740
>these threads get taken down quickly and for the most part shes gone
>The good memes and juicy OC posts are more far and between compared to 2016?
I see no connection between these two facts. On the other hand, I'm literally retarded and blind, so your mileage may vary.
>>
>>36282740
>>these threads get taken down quickly and for the most part shes gone
Yeah, it's not like one thread from 9pm from yesterday lasted until 2 hours ago right?
File: 1491714042037.jpg (126KB, 1000x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
126KB, 1000x1000px
>hair is getting so long that it bothers me when I play video games
What the fuck should I do lads?
18 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282705
manbun you faggot
>>
>>36282705
Tie it up and leave it
>>
I grow my hair out to the point when it starts bothering me (after about 9 months of growth), then just get the shortest buzzcut and repeat the process.
File: 16507826_1818787895054680_3443042487525472769_n.jpg (29KB, 480x718px) Image search:
[Google]
29KB, 480x718px
>just got a job recently because i cant survive without one
>on my two week trial right now
>constantly get good feedback from anyone who I ask
>boss says I'm doing very well
>absolutely cannot see him giving me the job
>i feel like I make fuck up after fuck up
what is wrong with me, I've never been able to take anyone's word for anything, not even those closest to me.
why can't I just fucking believe that I'm doing well at the job.
10 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Shit, anon, is there a name for this phenomenon? I feel like I can't take others' comments genuinely either.
>>
>>36282694
Right?? I can NEVER take anyone's word seriously, I guess it's trust issues?
>>
>>36282775
Yeah, that's what I've always termed it, but I feel like I shouldn't have trust issues, I've had a good upbringing and all.
Chrishop
Why I'm the Smartest Person on R9K 2017-04-15 08:43:43 Post No.36282670
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Why I'm the Smartest Person on R9K 2017-04-15 08:43:43 Post No.36282670
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 10603706_10152291291525964_4294427210735136443_n.jpg (52KB, 918x728px) Image search:
[Google]
52KB, 918x728px
Why I'm the Smartest Person on R9K
Chrishop
2017-04-15 08:43:43
Post No. 36282670
[Report]
[View this topic]
Society is not male dominated because men act the way they do to attract women.
12 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282670
Society is ruled by NEETs who obtain life without having to work.
You're all NPCs.
>>
>>36282670
Every great philosopher, scientist, and political leader was just trying to get laid.
>>
>>36282690
Define obtain life pls
File: 1486510087040.jpg (97KB, 600x800px) Image search:
[Google]
97KB, 600x800px
How many hours do you spend using the computer on average per day?
I'd say 14+ hours for me. I skip meals sometimes.
18 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
I'd say about two hours max but the rest of the day is filled with vidya so it's not like I'm not a loser
>>
Whenever I'm not asleep.
>>
>>36282619
Usually it's all of my time minus 6-7 hours a week for lifting. I lived like that more or less since I was 15, but I got a job recently so now I spend most of my time on that.
File: I+grew+up+in+love+with+my+father+_e5e660ba920b051d231561276bbdcc02.jpg (9KB, 240x240px) Image search:
[Google]
9KB, 240x240px
>Just woke up at 4:30 AM
>Already feeling sad
6 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
File: Screenshot_2017-01-24-15-06-46.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1080x1920px
Get a hobby!
I collect mugs of anime characters holding mugs! I've got some of the rarest anime mug mugs in the world.
>>
this might cheer u up
>>
>>36282610
>wake up
>disappointed already
File: 7447054.jpg (51KB, 666x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
51KB, 666x1000px
find a fIaw you pathetic virginshits.
8 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282576
Bony ass face...too manly looking.
>>
>>36282576
She got that giraffeneck
>>
>>36282576
Loose/dull arm skin belies age over 40
Also thin chikn lips
File: IMG_7149.jpg (478KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
478KB, 1280x720px
for you lonely fucks out there
I'm in need of money and would be willing to be someone's online gf for some $$$, haven't thought of pricing or through what app/service yet but I just wanted to see if anyones actually interested first...
i'm chinese and we can talk about anime and video games, I also won't show my full face for privacy reasons and no dirty pics cuz i'm not a whore
help out a broke neet senpais
141 Posts / 21 Images
View this topic
>>
>online gf
>no nudes
>no face
How pathetic do you think we are
>>
File: 4302306.jpg (66KB, 400x225px) Image search:
[Google]
66KB, 400x225px
Dating someone who didn't really have feelings for me would feel really bad, especially if it's just for money. But at the same time, I guess it's nice of you to offer to be someone's gf if they are lonely and wouldn't be able to have one, even if it's for money. I don't know, thinking about it just makes me sad.
>>
>>36282569
>no lewds
lol good luck
Anonymous
Bad childhood moments 2017-04-15 08:33:03 Post No.36282535
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Bad childhood moments 2017-04-15 08:33:03 Post No.36282535
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1481397638173.jpg (127KB, 1097x837px) Image search:
[Google]
127KB, 1097x837px
> tfw remembering shit moments in your childhood
> high school
> sitting in class during the break
> girls from our class and other classes are talking infront of me
> talking about which boys are hot and whom they'd want to go out with
> mention my name
> everyone starts saying "eeeew" and laughing
> "he's so quiet" "such a weirdo" "I think he'd rather date a computer" "he's probably so small" "i'd rather choose the janitor"
> everyone laughs again
> another time, a bit younger
> write a love letter to my crush
> she takes it and reads it for the whole class to hear
> everyone laughs
Why are girls complete demons?
60 Posts / 10 Images
View this topic
>>
>>36282535
It's worse when their nice to you. Because then your absolutely disappointed when she rejects you and mad at yourself being a fool and even thinking there was a chance. Most girls can trick even the worst of pessimist into believing there's a chance
>>
>>36282535
> around 10 or something
> spend the night at best only friends house
> dropped off the next night
> hear screaming in my room
> mom and are drunk and hitting each other on my own bed
> see me in the hallway
> "gotsh behd RIGHT NOW"
> run under the kitchen table and ball my eyes out until I wake up
>>
>>36282592
>>36282535
Or the girls who act like they are just as socially inept as you, but they are fine talking to literally everyone about how socially awkward they are.