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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

raspberry lemonade

I bet a lot of robots will identify with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_YVXAFSPxE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q

Sad times are the hip thing

>>37364942
Yea that's because normies don't attach themselves to people it's all just cold socializing when you coax them like that they think you're one of them.

Omg anon doesn't care I'm getting fucked out by chads he must be one of us

>>37364942

>Truthfully I will never marry these filthy fucking whores, but sex is sex

If you are telling the truth, you'll get away with it too. For some reason, western society puts absolutely no pressure on Chad to "man up" and get married and have kids. It's only the betas, the omegas, the "man-children", so on and so forth that are shamed into being "real men" for sluts and whores. I'm not sure why that is.

Every guy I know that is successful with women pretty much does that. They don't want a long term thing with those girls they tend to settle down with a younger girl that hasn't partied/slept around like most of the girls they been with.

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>>37364837
Sure, sure you are.

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>tfw your dumb and lazy

>tfw every report card I got in school said this

FOR FUCKS SAKE NOT EVERY QUIET KID IS A SECRET GENIUS

>Not enough for you huh?
>Well just wait until i tie you up and rape you in all orifices for six days straight until you bleed out.
>Im going to ruin you slut.

>>37364729
>in reality
>y-you too

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What else is suppose to be there?

I'm just short. I could probably be normal if I werent teeny tiny

Seriously why the hate for Jews? What have Jews literally ever done to deserve the hate they get? It's the most random shit ever.

Like that NatGeo guy blaming aliens. Did you just pull it out of your ass? J

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>tfw i sort of look like the merchant man
>not a jew

>middle class
not really, robots can evolve from working class backgrounds too

>above average intelligence
plenty of retards on here

you forgot
>virgin or sexually incompetent
>depressed
>either a cripplingly high sex drive or non-existent monklike sex drive

>/r9k/
>above average intelligence

>>37364355
yes
yes
not really
yes but no
no
no
no

can i ejaculate on your chin hairs?

>>37364346
Whats a fembot?

>why is this not original

>>37364346
That's cool, dud-, I mean totally a real girl.

>>37364304
>tfw 25 no gf
>tfw I've been telling myself it'll get better in a few years for the past seven
It'll get better in 2 years....r-right?

>>37364333

26 here, it was over after like 21 you just didn't know.

>>37364304
I'm in the same boat OP. I wanna get married and have kids but no girl wants me because I'm a skinny manlet. I'm really scared please hold me ;_;

This dude literally has balls and no penis

>>37364110
Take this trash to >>>/soc/
This is not your place, no one likes you, fuck off.

>>37364264
She didn't want no short dicked man it seemed.

>>37364264
If I'm away too long I start to miss you

>>37364043
What part anon? South? North? Central?

973 out here. Pretty shitty up here.

>>37364094
South 4 life

>>37363889
I could never do it.

I've been in an open relationship with this guy for about 3 years now.

I like it, nice to not feel smothered and somewhat reassuring when we go out with other people that end up being weird or horrible and come fleeing back to each other.

Entirely uninterested.

I don't mind what other people do with their love lives, so long as it doesn't impact me on a personal level.

However, I wouldn't ever consider being in an open relationship. While I understand the want to be intimate with other people from time to time, I'm old enough to know a bit about myself by now - I don't think I could handle knowing my partner had been with another man aside from me when we were supposed to be together.

>>37363812
>I shave my skin gets super dry, coarse and irritated

This happens with everyone. Use moisturizer.

I don't know how to blow my nose.

Whenever I try, I just wind up exhaling through my nostrils into tissue without anything happening.

It's sort of stupid and embarrassing, but I never learned.

>Can shave even without cream
>It's actually easier to shave groin when there isn't any cream
Feels pretty good. I don't know how to snap or whistle though

>Communism
>Freedom
haha no

>>37363803
make movies that promote the prosperity of our glorious socialist republic

>>37363803
>Communism
>total freedom
If you want freedom, get rich in capitalism

>>37363762
Kill every Jew

What website is that?
orig

>>37363762
find a way to casually bring up the bell curve and the iq gap, ask what they think

literally nothing plus I got no whiskey or doggo

>he frequently goes outside.

Sure is normie in here

I'm driving three hours up north on Wednesday to go camping by myself for a few nights, OP. Cheers!

Just came back from two and a half weeks in Ecuador. In late June, I'm flying to Mexico, spending a month there, and then moving on to Tanzania, Ethiopia, Egypt, and India.

I work my ass off to afford traveling, but I'm getting to a point where constantly jetting off to here and there has gotten old.

I suppose what keeps me going now is the prospect of finally graduating and being able to apply for jobs which might provide some semblance of intellectual fulfillment.

No regrets about the places I've been or people I've met, but I don't want to keep going without a degree. I can't fucking take doing menial shit any longer.