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>>37720663
> he'll make you eat his ass!

Would that be such a bad thing?

>>37720663
I'm leaving
gnivael m'I

Fucking shit I really hate people and I would rather kill myself than rely on someone like that.

>>37720889
To clarify, it's not that he's not cute and whatnot. But that attitude makes my blood boil

Bump for this cute thread you made

>Saturday morning
>we go out for pretzels and milkshakes
>come home and watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies
>mom complains about the violence
>dad stares at her and deadpans 'if it bleeds, I can kill it'

>>37720600
The Christmas before my daddy died he got me a big Scooby Doo blanket.
In middle school when I started masturbating I used it as my cum rag and now its permanently stained, now I'm afraid I'll have to burn the last thing he ever gifted to me.

How much do they pay those girls anyway?

Like, yeah we're going to choke you out and beat the shit out of you and make you eat your own puke out of a dog bowl. Hot.

>>37720817
Watch the porn documentary Hot Girls Wanted on Netflix. It talks some about Facial Abuse.

>>37720817
some of the bitches actually like it... like that mayli girl. shes fuckin rich, she didnt even need to do it.

now remember the mistakes you've seen everybody else make

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This happens every single night for me.
Fuck, I hate it.

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>>37720465
>tfw you perfected running from them
only so people could perfect picking them up, and chasing you with with them like shit on a stick

I try to avoid mirrors

Oh come on, you can't be that ugly.

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>>37720395
>this store just sells pictures of the same sad guy
>oh wait it's a mirror store

>>37720347
>tfw circumcised american male

>>37720387
More like an injury 8 months ago. Before that I had an incredibly sensitive penis despite being circumcised. I was literally ALWAYS horny.

>>37720347

can i call you numbnuts?

>>37720187
When the fuck do you live on a tranny farm? Here in Canada most girls are under 5'6"

>>37720439
I live in Toronto Canada and the average white girl is around 5'8

>>37720456
5'9" Ausfag manlet here, I can tell you most chicks are around 5'8 to 5'10" now, even the chinks. The only girls below that height are spics, Indians, and Arabs.

>>37720059
be with her
if you love her you're not gay, if sexuality gets in the way it won't work

You're not gay, you're just prison gay from coming to 4chan all the time and seeing gay shit all day

>>37720059
This probably isn't the best place to seek advice

Just do what the other anon suggested. Keep it simple, if you like her keep fucking her

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>>37719836
sushy burry dana. It will be daijobou in ur kokoro

>>37719836
Friendly reminder that only the Chinese and Japanese know how to make good rice.

>>37719922
I have a rice maker nibba
what special powers are required beyond that

Long live our Republic

>>37719747
Uh who fucking cares. Take retarded questions like this to pol you fucking retarded faggot.

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>>37719747
real niggas clap back

Tried Christianity once when i was a teenager, didn't work out too well. My father, who used to be a brilliant engineer, became a severe alchoholic after being divorced from my mom, and I prayed for him. I remember him falling to his knees and crying out to God to take the liquor away. He died alone in squalor a month later. If God exists he's surely an asshole.

fuck off with your child molesting propaganda you stupid bible holder.

I just wanna say how much I appreciate Christianity, there's nothing to lose in it, you could learn to good, learn to be happy, have hope in the world. Anyone who doesnt believe in God because 'there's no evidence' is entirely ignorant and doesnt understand the concept of faith

>>37719716
I hate drinking. So I only drink when I want to get drunk. And I prefer vodka to minimize the time I spend drinking.

>>37719716
>4loko
>mike's hard
Wanna know how I know you're underaged?

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>>37719736
i'm twenty four years old my guy
but i'm not here to try to win your friendship
i'm here to talk about getting that good feeling called drunk

>>37719668
That looks more like a penis, my dude

>>37719692
>Penis

You mean girl cock

>>37719692

That's actually a cute feminine penis

>>37719666
what do those worms taste like?

>>37719666
Better than yours you parasite infested piece of garbage

>>37719678
Coconut my dude

>>37719511
i admire your commitment.

>>37719511
>walking to Noodles and Co. in the food court
>there's a pretty long hallway to get there
>I try and look down at my phone if possible
>signal's fucking ass but I pretend I'm looking at something
>if there's a couple of people walking slowly I'll go faster and speedwalk around them

That "virgin walk" picture is me to a fucking T.

>>37719511
I do the same. Really don't want to talk to anyone.