What's the easiest way to farm (You)'s on any board?
that's not how it works
go on a fast moving board
think up REALLY good b8
make thread of said bait
troll everyone in the thread, etc.
or try that thing where you go
reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
Im going to loose my V-Card soon. Any tips for the first time?
>tfw all 3 girls you dated became carpet munchers after dating you
I'm not ugly or a complete autist. How did I manage to fuck up so badly?
well i guess it's time for you to start fucking guys
So, remind me again... What are we here for?
to be a part of society and make the rich people richer
On this board or existence in general?
to the first it's because somewhere down the line we didn't develop how we should have, were maladjusted and don't quite eel comfortable fitting in with everyone else. So we go to a place where it doesn't matter how maladjusted you are.
to the later there really isn't a reason, you gotta make your own.
Haha hey guys WASUP? This place is so depressing! I'm here to spice up the atmosphere!
/r9k/ has just been CALLED OUT and EXPOSED by famous actor shia labeouf
>cut off a piece of saran wrap
>dispense some moisturizing lotion into it
>wrap it over my dick
>hold it on with a rubber band
is this what having a foreskin feels like?
nope, you'll never know since your parents decided to mutilate you
no, you're missing the most important part of the foreskin; the frenulum (male clitoris equivalent).
nice try though
COME WATCH MY STREAM ROBOTS
twitch tv osmurr
What's it like having friends
ITT: Times you were alpha as fuck
>oneitis confesses her love for me
>tell her to fuck off
>walking past a middle school
>kids at recess
>one kid calls me fat
>open the gate
>walk onto the playground
>go up to the kid
>everybody shuts up
>teachers start running towards me
>kick the kid as hard as i can in the balls
>scream "FUCK YOU FAGGOT"
>kids start freaking out
>kid who mocked me throws up on himself
I deleted mostly all of the photos that link me to my tripcode. I'm going to be fine.
I know, my mental breakdown is behind me, anon.
what up /r9k/
It's been like 4 years since I was last here but I always had a good time on this board so I decided to write up some stuff for yall on how to escape the sad life and become a happy normie
Will stick around in the thread for a while and answer questions if there are any
Much love to all of you anons out there, I've missed you <3
Depends on where you live/what you do, living costs and rent vary a lot from country to country
If you're a student and there are bursaries from the government for that kinda stuff, it's a lot easier. If your country has an extensive welfare program and support for low-income housing, tap into that. Do your research before moving out.
Two general tips though: unless your family is absolutely shit and you hate living with them, living at home can give you more stability to tackle those self-improvement/personal growth things. Funnily enough, moving out is not as big of a thing as it might seem to you. Yes it's a big step to independence, but it's not necessary/an absolute requirement to move out right away when you're an adult. Don't put that kind of pressure on yourself and feel like others are going to be little you for still living with your parents. What's way more important than what others think is that you personally are in a mentally stable position and a good place to take this challenging step. Either way, you should have some money saved up for deposits etc. and should have a stable source of income before considering moving out, it's stressful enough as it
#2 is that I would encourage everyone who wants to move out to share a flat with other people. Not only does it make things cheaper and more affordable, having other people there can help with mental health stuff (because living on your own can make you feel really lonely and isolate you) and can give you a sense of security (there is someone there who could look after you if you get sick or if you need advice from someone).
With moving out comes so much more responsibility that you have to take on, rent, bills, grocery shopping & cooking, doing laundry, keeping the flat clean, all sorts of tiny stuff that you don't really notice when you're living at home but that really eat into your time once you've moved out
Who else here /never bought a yearbook/?
I didn't want to be embarrassed when no one signs it. Now I just want to look up my 4th grade true love but can't because I don't know her last name.
I have this same problem except my crush was a year younger than me so I don't have her yearbook.
Honestly had been considering going to the school and asking if they have a yearbook of that year and pretending I need a picture of myself from it or something. But it's probably too late for that now, I'm 21. I miss that girl, she was the only person I ever truly felt like I had a connection with.
>All of my old friends went on to basically have all their dreams and desires handed to them on a silver platter.
>I have been petty and jealous over it for years. I got left behind in my shitty home town.
>They became successful businessmen, have relationships with 10/10 girls, post all this amazing shit on normiebook, have been rude to my face and looked down on me.
>One guy getting a nasty divorce with stacy
>Another lost his job at a major computer company and saved virtually nothing
>One guy ODed on heroine in rehab
>Another is going to prison for stabbing some girl he met at a club
>All of this happened within a couple of months.
Suddenly, my life doesn't seem so bad in comparison. Is this the ultimate fate of normies?
>be 6'2" white muscular male
>all I want is a skinny clingy girlfriend to be able to rap my arms around and cuddle all night
>tfw only fat annoying girls ever like me and flirt with me
The fat girls that talk to me a lot tell me I have a great personality and I'm funny. A few months ago I was at buddies house for a bonfire and one girl told me when we were alone that I was one of the funniest people she's ever met, I was a 8/10 in looks, and a 10/10 in personality. But she was fat and had a used up roastie. So I just laughed it off. I didn't really believe her because if all this is true why don't I have a skinny gf to cuddle with.