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>What happened to you, anon? You used to be such a nice guy.
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I used to drink heavily every day in an effort to ignore the many aspects of our society that disgust me.
I stopped doing that, so now I have a far more lucid perspective on it all, and can see how exactly vile everything around me is.
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>>36614150
I learned. I learned that we live in a perverse society where kindness is considered a flaw. People will hurt you if you're nice to them, they'll take advantage of your generosity, and if you refrain from hurting people they'll try and hurt you first, as a preemptive measure. Because no one but the most stone-cold motherfuckers make it in this world. It's regrettable, but that's the way it is.
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>>36614150
People were never nice to me.
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>mfw when im a Chad
>mfw you LOSERS are sitting here wanking to anime and chasing after equally beta and autistic overweight fembots
You are ALL pathetic aha x
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Sorry for being who I am.
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diamonds on my wrist, you're a piece of piss, loser that you are, you're gonna go out on a twist
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>>36614138
Aha loser, you NEED to change, go to the gym, read the sticky on /fit/, approach a girl a day, treat them as expendable, keep a side girl, dont show too much emotion and broaden your hobbies.
Being Chad is a state of mind, also an appearance, but beta robot losers will NEVER get there if they dont try
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Fembot feels
>Tfw no bf edition
(I cri evrytiem)
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>>36614115
Roastie infiltrator begone from our den of suffering. The sanctity of our grotto must be preserved.
You will never experience true despair.
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>>36614157
But i am so lonely
Le sadface
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>>36614189
Go to facebook with your sniveling. Beta cuck will find you attractive. Now fuck off
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>tfw ugly social autist
>tfw find a girl with low self-esteem
>tfw she likes you
>tfw if any Chad gave her the same attention as you do, she'd drop you like a hot coal
>tfw as her self-esteem grows, you know she'll eventually leave you for someone better
Wish I was still a wizard. For us autists, the reality of romantic relationships will never match the fantasies in our head. If we ever do attract women, it's only because we're all they can get, or think they can get.
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>>36614109
Why don't you improve along with her?
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>>36614152
Her low self-esteem is unwarranted whereas mine and probably most robots here have low self-esteem because we're foul.
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>>36614152
Women have a far higher ceiling when it comes to attractiveness.
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>3 am
>have a date tomorrow
>cant sleep
Help robots
Its my first and probably last chance at making it
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>>36614075
what help do you want OP ?
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You won't make it. The roastie you're courting will drop you the second she finds out you have a single thing wrong with you, sleep schedule included.
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>>36614118
How to sleep
>>36614120
I still want to go and try though
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>good morning honey!
>I made some bacon with eggs
>Thanks Mom
>Look at her closely
>Realize she looks much older than what I remember.
>Not like this.
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>>36613991
Nobody?
I guess feels aren't welcome here anymore
Look at successful threads
>Traps
>Fembot
>Normie blogposting.
Do we have any robots left?
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My mom's been dead for 6 years. Just be glad yours is still alive and try to spend some time with her before she's gone.
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>>36613991
At least your Mom is healthy.
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Are people attracted to chubby, hairy guys actually a thing?
I've heard the term bear thrown around, but are girls and guys actually attracted to that?
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>>36613990
Mouth wide open! Mouth wide open! LICK LICK I want to eat your dick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
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ye
it's just nice they're soft-looking and also there's manliness from the chest hair (tm)
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>>36614711d-d-does that mean I have a chance ;_; ?
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how long until intermittent fasting becomes easier? i set myself a 6 hour eating window and im so fucking hungry ;_;
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Have you tried a full fast? Hunger disappears almost completely after 24 hours.
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It helps if you have a lot of shit to keep you occupied
I find I often eat out of boredom
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>>36613940
no it doesn't lol
>>36613942
i have no life tho
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Feels like there are teeth gnashing at my skull
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>>36613893
Elaborate, please.
The original is where the x and y axes intersect.
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>>36613986
Just a constant tension headache that never ceases
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>>36614038
If this doesn't help you, nothing OTC will.
Anonymous
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If You're Not First You're Last
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Hey /r9k/,
Chad here.
So I was doing some charity work today and someone told me that this board has some people in need. I figured "sure, in addition to being rich, athletic and popular with women, I am also generous and overall just really moral, so I will visit the site and help the people there."
Well, I took one look at your board, and I can tell you there's only one thing you need to hear:
If you're not first you're last.
That's the attitude that separates the Chad from the Wizard. You need to be deathly afraid of failure, insecure, and suffer from profound self-contempt, and use all of these awful feelings as fuel for the fire. The fire of success, that is: power, prestige, domination, all of it. That's when you get a hot chick to pretend to like you for your money, and shortly after that comes the sex.
So if you haven't been having much luck with the ladies recently, ask yourself:
"Am I first, or am I last?"
This is truly the mindset that unlocks the life of the Chad. And if you're not first yet, you haven't earned the right to a good night's sleep.
Get cracking boyos,
Signed
- First
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We don't care. Leave this place and enjoy your life. You were lucky enough to have one where that's possible for yourself.
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The greatest among you will be your servant. For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.
Matthew 23:11-12
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>>36613877
I'm not buying your book, fuck off. Boyo.
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your uncle and they said they want you to come to Sydney (a city in Australia) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in elsewhere. You can go with your uncle to buy a computer once you're there. You'll have cousins to show you around. There's more chinese people in Sydney
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that
I want to stay in America
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>>36613848
Oh boy, it's this thread again!
First!
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>>36613848
Thank you for posting it, I was worried that I wouldn't see this today
I enjoyed your change a lot also
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If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
l shit you not
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival
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Whats your preferred size anons? also who was the biggest hucow that you knew?
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idc i'm more into the vagina myself
i've noticed through many years of laborious research that the smaller the breasts the tighter the vagina
so plank
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>>36613766
>only G and bigger senpai
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>>36613766
Ass is more important. I don't care what the breast size is as long as it's C cup or larger.
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Please talk about me in this thread:
Anonymous
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What to know about me:
I'm pretty
I think traps are gay
I hate chinese
I hate commies
I think girls are gross
I like guns, I shot a GLOCK 17
I'm shy.
I only like thicc girls.
I'm into inventing toys.
I like dogs, I got a pitbull and I pretend to stab her many times.
Okay that's all you need to know, please talk about me.
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so you a /k/fag
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>>36613864
Yes. I am /k/!
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>>36613895
but ur also a fag
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Anyone notice that he seems beaten and lethargic these days?
Any time he tries to do some presidenting, he comes off as distant, uninterested, and brusque than when he first took office.
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>>36613696
Why is he holding a rally this Saturday, then?
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duh retard
confidence and charisma get you elected but he still has to do what they say
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>>36613696
It's Melania rubbing off on him.
I think he's feeling dejected because he thought he'd be able to do all this amazing earthmoving shit and no one would be able to tell him no. Then he realized even the president has to abide by the rules. Sad!
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>go into comp-sci lecture
>fat greasy neckbeard sits alone in front row
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>>36613654
Why don't you sit with people then?
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>>36613663
I have to sit in a good seat, because of my autism
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>>36613663
also that guy looked at my body a few times. gross :(