>I've seen all the dick girl porn in the world
>where do I find more
You've barely begun to scratch the surface, friend.
>fapping like a madman
>can't fap again for a week because sore penis
kek a speed fap dont go below 30 stokes per minute or you will blow ur load
>What happened to you, anon? You used to be such a nice guy.
I used to drink heavily every day in an effort to ignore the many aspects of our society that disgust me.
I stopped doing that, so now I have a far more lucid perspective on it all, and can see how exactly vile everything around me is.
I learned. I learned that we live in a perverse society where kindness is considered a flaw. People will hurt you if you're nice to them, they'll take advantage of your generosity, and if you refrain from hurting people they'll try and hurt you first, as a preemptive measure. Because no one but the most stone-cold motherfuckers make it in this world. It's regrettable, but that's the way it is.
>mfw when im a Chad
>mfw you LOSERS are sitting here wanking to anime and chasing after equally beta and autistic overweight fembots
You are ALL pathetic aha x
diamonds on my wrist, you're a piece of piss, loser that you are, you're gonna go out on a twist
Aha loser, you NEED to change, go to the gym, read the sticky on /fit/, approach a girl a day, treat them as expendable, keep a side girl, dont show too much emotion and broaden your hobbies.
Being Chad is a state of mind, also an appearance, but beta robot losers will NEVER get there if they dont try
>Tfw no bf edition
(I cri evrytiem)
Roastie infiltrator begone from our den of suffering. The sanctity of our grotto must be preserved.
You will never experience true despair.
>tfw ugly social autist
>tfw find a girl with low self-esteem
>tfw she likes you
>tfw if any Chad gave her the same attention as you do, she'd drop you like a hot coal
>tfw as her self-esteem grows, you know she'll eventually leave you for someone better
Wish I was still a wizard. For us autists, the reality of romantic relationships will never match the fantasies in our head. If we ever do attract women, it's only because we're all they can get, or think they can get.
>have a date tomorrow
Its my first and probably last chance at making it
>good morning honey!
>I made some bacon with eggs
>Look at her closely
>Realize she looks much older than what I remember.
>Not like this.
Are people attracted to chubby, hairy guys actually a thing?
I've heard the term bear thrown around, but are girls and guys actually attracted to that?
how long until intermittent fasting becomes easier? i set myself a 6 hour eating window and im so fucking hungry ;_;
Feels like there are teeth gnashing at my skull
If this doesn't help you, nothing OTC will.
So I was doing some charity work today and someone told me that this board has some people in need. I figured "sure, in addition to being rich, athletic and popular with women, I am also generous and overall just really moral, so I will visit the site and help the people there."
Well, I took one look at your board, and I can tell you there's only one thing you need to hear:
If you're not first you're last.
That's the attitude that separates the Chad from the Wizard. You need to be deathly afraid of failure, insecure, and suffer from profound self-contempt, and use all of these awful feelings as fuel for the fire. The fire of success, that is: power, prestige, domination, all of it. That's when you get a hot chick to pretend to like you for your money, and shortly after that comes the sex.
So if you haven't been having much luck with the ladies recently, ask yourself:
"Am I first, or am I last?"
This is truly the mindset that unlocks the life of the Chad. And if you're not first yet, you haven't earned the right to a good night's sleep.
Get cracking boyos,
My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your uncle and they said they want you to come to Sydney (a city in Australia) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in elsewhere. You can go with your uncle to buy a computer once you're there. You'll have cousins to show you around. There's more chinese people in Sydney
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that
I want to stay in America
If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
l shit you not
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Enjoy the dog festival
Whats your preferred size anons? also who was the biggest hucow that you knew?
What to know about me:
I think traps are gay
I hate chinese
I hate commies
I think girls are gross
I like guns, I shot a GLOCK 17
I only like thicc girls.
I'm into inventing toys.
I like dogs, I got a pitbull and I pretend to stab her many times.
Okay that's all you need to know, please talk about me.