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>mornin' anon, last night was really neat :3
>so, what's for breakfast?
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That depends on what you're cooking
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>>37657235
original hotpockets
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>>37657235
my cock, slut
>toss onto bed
>mush face into pillow

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I'm back to doing NoFap again, including NoPorn for the obv

> NoFap meme

Fully aware of it but I'm moving in a week and maybe in my new town I'll

1. Have finally went long enough to remove desire, flatline or whatever they call it

2. Have enough insatiable rage to actually pick up a gril. I'll be living it what you could call the middle of nowhere so maybe my chances will be better.

Longest I've went was 17 days but ended up flying to close to sun during an edge.

Will be at 48 hours here soonish and pictures of InstaThots giving me a lot of rage.
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>be me
>be 18
>can't do simple math
>have a hard time holding a conversation
>get caught talking to myself or random objects at school
>use r9k terms IRL sometimes
>girl likes me, and I like her but I'm too stupid and beta to kiss her
>two math classes behind
>can't even start this stupid/autist thread correctly
>Dad still makes my tie knots
>got sent to counseling for Columbine jokes

This is starting to sound like a fucking blog
>Kill me
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REMEMBER REMEMBER

THE 7TH OF SEPTEMBER
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maybe

Toledo
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But it happened on the 8th of June
Why are we remembering the 7th of September

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>Anon, I must say that you're a rather nuclear fellow. Very... radiant. If you don't mind, but... can I see your nuclear wessels?
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>Set phasers to... stunning.

dubs also

It's says on your resume that you are a great communicator. Why are you having a hard time talking to me?
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>>37656873
Whys your shirt unbuttoned. You coming on to me slut?
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It must be my transgenderism acting up, ma'am. You don't discriminate against transgenders, do you?
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T-thats what the j-job c-c-coach told me to write.

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Anyone here watch or has watched Silvermania? They put out some quality content over the past few years even though they update very slowly. What are some underrated youtube channels that don't suck?
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>>37656804
TCD or Navy Seal?

/r9k/, are we the baddies?
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>>37656773
>remember when something like this used to be unironically posted

>It takes 8 volunteers to do the job of one paid worker

Why do people bother with this?
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>>37656757

still free, which is less than minimum wage.
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>>37656757

Because it makes them feel good about themselves.

I only returned to this board because I noticed very little gay shit this time.

However in the past few days we seem to get a lot more and more trap/gay/faggot/filthy genital threads.
Did those abused mentally ill janitors infiltrate again?

Why do you have to turn this place into the most vile and filthy shithole you can?
I don't want to see pictures of mutilated genitalia, neither hear your roleplaying fanatasies that remind you of your abuse.

Please leave and get some help, and leave the rest of us alone to enjoy ourselves.
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>>37656700
Nobody else is bothered by the disgusting homosexuals and gore on this board?

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>tfw women will never offer you non awkward pity fucks
>tfw robot's will never have their female family members offer you pity fucks
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>be me
>just watched bethesda's e3
>no norleans
Help cheer me up guys, and while your at it please edit Todd's face onto the happy merchant.
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>not being hyped as fuck for The Evil Within 2

your loss

What on Earth are you doing with the coitus simulator?
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Why is the must suckable part of the human body also the part men pee out of? Shit's gross.
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isn't a nipple more suckable though
or a finger
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>the most suckable part

wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysqKHvQkKpM

it's the nip nop
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>>37656578
no, the male peepee is more suckable

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Any fart girls in here?
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