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Maybe stop worrying about that. It's not as if they're going to hunt you down and fuck you.

>>34225184
If she's insecure, shes a slut

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>>34225184
Simple, just check her roast. All the info you need is in this picture.

If your 10/10 has a trashy vagina tattoo youre fucked m8

>>34225156

Tats are an automatic DQ from being a 10/10.

This girl is 8/10 at best

>>34225156
Cost of living in California is retardedly high and it doesnt snow in Malibu, snow in winter is god tier comfy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XoxcW7KkEA

Probably the song Hello Especially by Sukima Switch
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12kz8y_sukima-switch-hello-especially_music
Weebs will recognize it from the ending of the anime SilverSpoon which was a pleasant show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzxGPit_8UQ&ab_channel=ElFamosoDemon

wow, op, you fucking suck

listen to these beats you stupid cunt

I would want to be smaller if I had a cute face

if I had an ugly goblin face like I do now, I wouldn't

I have a fetish for big girls so being small compared to them would be pretty sweet

>>34225099
Okay, pipsqueak. You mind if I call you that from now on OP? You're pipsqueak. Be the good little boy you are and let me pat you on your head.

Na, knowing i can't overpower most males is depressing.

Whether the therapist is hot. It's usually a better rape experience when they're hot.

>>34225105
they rape you in therapy?

>>34225070
It really depends what you want out of it. Sometimes its nice being able to talk to someone about what you're thinking because you know you can't tell anyone what you're thinking.

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>>34224917
How can cute traps have bigger dick than me I'm literally going to kill myself

>>34224977
small dicks are cute anon I want to suck a small dick

>>34224977

jesus anon, it's not even that big

>>34224841
scientifically there isn't any proof it isn't

Anime is real, I just watched some

>>34224841
Because god or whatever creator hates us

They don't believe that. You're just a gullible moron.

>>34224814
>I will shower you in attention if I like you
>I am willing to fulfill your sexual desires
>I just want to make you happy

>I can get very clingy
>I am very emotional
>I am not pretty

good:

>friendly
>many skills/passions/hobbies
>can get into good conversation

bad:
>ugly
>takes an excessively long time to open up; nearly cancels out good conversation because it takes so long to get there
>rejects attention out of fear of rejection

>>34224812

Holy shit - I thought I was the only one that did this.....it's embarrassing af when I'm doing this and I find out that someone else is in the house.

>>34224812
>learn that mentioning animated futa porn to normies should be avoided
good thinking

>>34224812
Yes. It keeps my conversational skills from getting rusty for when I occasionally need them. But I think this is more of a cyborg thing than a robot thing.

>>34224689
What sort of drugs anon?
Oragami for me mommy

>>34224689
[Hook: Eminem]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's counting
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit
Ah shit, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat until I start losing weight
Until I see dumb shit start happening
Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again
So bounce, bounce, come on bounce (gunshots)
I said come on bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch before she crashes out

[Verse 2: Kuniva and (Kon Artis)]
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
(Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?)
It got to be acid cause the X is gone
(Ya I took them all dog, with some parmesan
And I think my arm is gone)
It's probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of cum
And I think he about to swallow his tongue
(Scaredy ass it was a false alarm
You think I'm about to die when I just got on?)
Well stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit
(I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (that's ill), mescaline)

[Hook-eminem]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills


[Bridge]
Dirty Dozen, 80 of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our b

>>34224689
>otherwise I'm so meth

I like to think of every time I could have killed myself but didn't because by intentionally prolonging my suffering I retain at least some small control over my fate.

>>34224667
in a way it's the exact opposite of cowardice. You're deliberately doing the one thing that all living creatures are innately wired to fear and avoid.

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>>34224667

>forced into existence
>forced to feel, think, experience pain, sorrow, and heartbreak
>Have no choice over your genetic characteristics or your ability to achieve your goals
>Normies tell me I'm "cowardly" if I want to kill myself, as if I chose to exist in the first place and am now going back on my choice

No, anon. it's not. Besides, Suicide takes a huge amount of courage. Do you think the suicidal have shed their fears up to their dying moments? No, they're just experienced so much pain that death looks preferable.

I'll look dumb using the equipment there
People might even yell at me

Actually happened once, he didn't yell he helped, but if I take too long to get the form they're showing me someone might lose their temper. And I don't want to be yelled at

Also I'm super weaker than averge

i go to the gym but i dont have a routine so i just hit the treadmill

also doesn't help that i go to planetfitness, where there's no squat or bench

and i have a bad back

See
>>34224706

Also I tell myself I'm too busy with uni

>>34224639
>What do?

Lynch them

s-sure, okay... Y-yeah

>"y-you too"

But yea, I'll betray my race m8.

>tfw no amatory of anything at all

Can you describe yourself and your day to day life? I really do wonder what kind of person would industriously post the same image every single day for years. I'm trying to antagonize you either, I'm genuinely curious.

>>34226017
*not

(originaligiocio)

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Whats it about?
Orghg

>>34224622
>>34224622

Never ever fucking join discords on r9k.
They are just full of 16 year olds, orbiters and memelords
Especially that "comfy" rabbit room that gets shilled to death.

>>34224959
its just failed normie ville

i always go and try to hang out, expecting robots. nope, always get permabanned or whatever the discord equivalent is where they forcefully disconnect me from the server permanently