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being a 4 inch dicklet

Not having a dick.

>>38255636
>tfw 5 inches flaccid

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>tfw I will never raise Wife's son Centaur

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There's nothing more patrician than girls that love actual horsecocks t b h

>>38255615
Irl I don't think horse sperm can fertilize human ovum but fun fact a dog's can.
The result is non viable but isn't that a neat little factoid?

Yes but I'm not a woman and I'm not white so I'm not allowed to stop and think about it or talk to anyone about it
>tfw just got a job and wanted to move out
>forced to live at home for another year because dad died last october and mom lost her job a couple months ago so she needs help paying the mortgage

I just want to slave away and live alone and wallow in peace by myself

i've considered hacking into my long distance gf's instagram DM's cause she was a huge party girl before I met her, I want to know if shes got anything on the side

>>38255695
but I don't know how to do it, could someone show me? I just want peace of mind

kek never mind think I'm getting early signs of palpatations to come.

what are your favorite things to do on amphetamine anon? I'm gonna do an hour of reading in a bit and might play some ps4

when I'm feeling really frisky I like to study for a few hours while on my 10 mg of prescribed adderall

how hard is it to get a prescription? do i have to go to a phych?

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oh and if you guys want all tell your stories about why you think that article is wrong that's okiee too.

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oh and does anyone have screencaps of that guy who made thousands of spreadsheets or something for the game terraria?

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or we can just talk about evangelion that's fine too I know alot about that it's my favourite show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7y8U29bfzE

>>38255272
>Males will be humiliated
Kek nice way to get flooded with submissive masochist robots

Many
Men
Online
Role
Playing as
Girls

There is no such thing as a fembot.
And obviously a feminist wants to build a misandrist echo chamber safespace.

>>38255226
its he way god intended it to be

>>38255226
We're the master race of taste as god intended after all.

Am i the only one who thinks tanlines are ugly? I'd prefer a pale girl instead.

>>38255186
that kid is you isn't it?

>>38255186
>falling for the 4k meme
1080p is fine, 4k tvs are a waste of money unless you have a huge tv or sit really close to it

>be a 29yo virgin convicted "pedophile"

>is a nazi
>looks like a jew
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>38255213
Which of her facial features makes her look Jewish?

Get yourself a white koreaboo gf who hates japs

I always wonder how the fuck those tops manage to stay up.

>>38255667
Maybe there's some kind of flat/thin flexible metal wire that's inside the edges of the fabric. Maybe its just pagan roastie black magick.

>>38255667
They stay on without wires for the most part, the cloth follows the form of the body, but you do often have to pull them up a lot if you have too small/too large breasts.

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>>38255070
Oh my God, what an awful word!

>>38255070
Nothing. Your dead. Everything that culminated in the stream of consciousness that was your life is either broken or rapidly degrading.

Nothing. Anything else is just wishful thinking. You will never see your dead friends or relatives again, and when it's your turn, nobody will see you again either.

>>38255069
Holy fucking shit that conversation is the normiest most boring thing I have ever seen. You should both kill yourselves quickly.

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>>38255108
Im literally shaking right now
Im not gay but I feel like this could be part of the path to become an ubermensch destroying biological and social standards or whatever :/

>>38255214
Get catfished nigger

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>>38255050
the difference is that it's not full of retarded teenagers

oh wait

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>>38255050
Yeah, that sounds about right, honestly.

>>38255050
except it's anonymous to reduce attention whoring, completely different, and actually has contradicting thought on occasion

Just feel the depression without trying to get rid of it.

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If you're suffering from medically diagnosed mental illness or chronic depression, nothing will help for you, however, there are some "cheap" ways to feel joy and full-blown happiness through drugs(for examples, like opioids), but remember, chances are you'll turn more miserable than ever before if you abuse them.

Smoke weed and smoke a cig, boom

Go stay in a Buddhist monastery.

In my opinion I think it's best if you put it down. Euthanasia is a harmless procedure and it'll be out of its misery for good afterwards. You're obviously a caring owner but there comes a time where the head needs to rule, over the heart. Don't let your dog suffer any more than it has already. Just take it out back and slam a piece of concrete onto its head. It's the best thing you can do, for it and for yourself. Good luck.

>>38255164
Harder than it seems. Have to become Buddhist first. It turns out theyre a bunch of biased assholes. No surprise