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if it's a smartphone then no, a smartphone can be really useful even if you don't go anywhere or call anyone

>>34823677
DESU I have a smartphone and I use it for actual calling/texting maybe 0.001% of the time.

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>>34823702

I have a phone and last time I used it to call someone was in 2014.

>>34823456
Probably busting a nut to some fine anime girls homeslice

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>>34823456
>meeting with "friend" aka potential gf tomorrow
>she is really kind and warm-hearted
>she need a leader because she always got problems with making decisions
>should we go here or maybe we will look for another place?
>this looks nice If you ask me.
>are you sure?
>yes let's go
>I got into here hobby too
>trying to catch up everything related to it
>she cheers me every time when college meme hits me
>last time I paid for a dinner she got kinda embarrassed
>next time I will pay anon
>this "next time" is tomorrow.
>I don't have idea how to ask her to be my valentine or to become my gf
how the fuck this is not orginal

>>34823802
How long have you and your friend known each other?

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Do this every day. It'll kick your metabolism into gear enough that you just have to stay below 2000 calories a day and you'll lose some weight.

>>34823458
Do I do everything once or something?

Take ADHD meds. They'll supress your appetite

>Smoke DMT
>See a bunch of patterns and ego death
>ITS HOW DA REALITY IS BRO

kys

>>34823359
you're a clueless idiot :)

>>34823332
You talk like these normie who smok weed and takes drogues every week loke food and using a lot of fuck in their phrases

>>34823320
return the ring and get all your money back if you can anon. Cut all contact with her, she's not worth it, she's just the typical gold digger roastie, she dumped you because you're poor. she just wants a rich husband while she becomes a NEET, she's literally a parasite, try to forget about her, she's not worth your time anymore

>>34823320
pretty sad m8 but try to see it from her position
>she's already 36
>Wants kids and time is ticking
>kids are expensive

You just have to move on

>she goes to see her family in another country for 2 months (she uses all her vacation time doing this and spends the class summer break with me)

LMFAO

>actually believing she was doing that

She was fucking Chads for two months, pal. You're better off without her.

It doesn't, because I don't have any mental illnesses or personality disorders.

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>>34823350
You're here, aren't you?

ori

so this is what $2500 looks like in candy, huh?

le anus xD

>the reality of your fetish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQ_85U7Q0

>>34823290
You fell for the meme anon, all you will experience is regret and shame and the realization you are stuck like this forever

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l don't. I just let it wash over me.

>>34823250
I smoke alot of weed and jack off

originally, too

Drugs and porn
Also food
Lots of food

>>34823181
when doctor was taking me from mom's stomach he snapped my neck
20 years passed but pain is still here

>>34823244
That sucks brah. I've been seeing serious neck gainz from my exercises.

>>34823280
so whats about kegels? You just start/stop flow of piss during urination?

this server is what is commonly known as "lit"

>>34823114

This is decent. The welcome message makes it a bit awkward to lurk however.

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Reminder that Cloud-san is and will always be a good girl.

>>34823094
i have psoriasis all on my scalp and in my ears, in my eyebrows. I wish I was dead. Nothing works. I always have white shit coming out of my hair.

i do t gel every 3 days and head and shoulders daily and I'm fine. but i don't have heavy dandruff, medium i suppose

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>>34823094
i simply shave my head because i started to bald at 18

>>34822999

On /r9k/
?
Strange... have you screenshot it ?

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>>34823018
Here are the proofs

it's in the school bully thread

>>34822896

let us find out

original

>>34822837
one of the best gifs i've seen. that sounds really fucked up, i think you should cut off all contact. do you live with your parents?

>>34822837
>Does anyone else get death threats from there family on a daily basics?

No..
I feel like you must either have a completely psycho family or you must have done some real fucked up shit to them.

You're gonna fill us in, aren't you OP?

>>34823451
>>34823563
my bad got sidetracked. yeah i live with them. my mother wanted to kill me because i left a cup water by the computer.

then jerk off retard

>>34822659
Who the fuck turns down sex because they dislike wearing a condom?

Like really

(You wear it not to get an std you fuckwit)

>>34822981
BECAUSE YOU LOSE ALL THE PLEASURE FROM SEX WITH RUBBER ALL OVER YOUR DICK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>34822649
>media made up the term alt right
>pretend they don't know what it is

Don't worry, they are faggots.

>>34822649
so what do you mean when you say you're alt right? are you a nazi?

Thank fuck.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you, lol?