April 3rd 2017
I want a bf
kill me
steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf
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Looking for real real friends to play Overwatch (and potentially ranked) with! No ERPing or anything of the sort please.
*line of 5 people forms behind you*
What do you do in this situation? esp when the screen is unresponsive.
Try a couple more times. Turn to the guy behind me and quip "doesn't seem to be working for me," and go talk to an employee to get it straightened out.
>>35978057
get my water bottle out because i didnt want the Lardass Drink anyway
i buy water from the local co-op because i dont want cancer either
>>35978057
Who cares? Keep doing what you're doing. None of them are going to touch that disgusting fat loser with pit stains, jabbing his greasy meat hooks against the unresponsive screen.
You;ll be lucky if they even look at you.
I did it guys
i finally found the solution to our robot problem
most of us are autistic
so we need find other autistic girls to be our gf
i just got a high functioning autistic GF
and its amazing we both fuck up but since we are both autistic it doesn't matter.
she doesn't care about normie things
so now go out and finds yourself a autistic GF
>>35978032
Fun Fact: Autism is nearly three times more common in men than in women.
Enjoy competing over a scarce resource just like the normies do.
>>35978492
Also fun fact: autism is severely underdiagnosed in girls because the symptoms manifest differently than guys. There are far more autistic girls than official statistics suggest.
>>35978521
>the symptoms manifest differently than guys
What are the symptoms in females?
Words are the most dangerous weapon known to mankind, and today a normie said to me the two words that ended my life. They called me a "pity beggar".
It hurts, guys, it hurts because even by talking about it I am reinforcing the fact that I am a pity beggar. These are the words that have poisoned my soul and claimed my life.
I want my last act of kindness in this world to be this statement: "never call anyone a pity beggar".
>>35978010
Why did he call you that Anon?
well are you literally a beggar?
>>35978010
What does this mean? I googled the phrase and got nothing.
Reminder that if you haven't considered suicide at least once you are not a robot
>>35978001
>you are not a robot
Ok, so what? That doesn't meant I can't/won't post here
>>35978001
Pretty sure most people think about suicide at one point or another
>>35978001
Your post has nothing to do with the passage of time so your pic is unrelated. Only a normie would misuse a pepe like that.
>tfw no coke to make rum & cola
Drink the rum straight pussy
>>35977981
>mixers
What are you, a 16 year old girl?
Put the rum in a glass and throw it back like a gentleman
>>35978915
>throw it back
>throwing ANY liquor back like some heathen and not savouring the flavour
Has anyone on /r9k/ gotten a tattoo before?
I'm thinking about getting one done.
>>35977974
I've got a couple. What are you wanting?
>>35978034
Something basic like pic related
JFc that's what u consider basic? That's some serious ink...
So you can't get a gf? What are you, some kind of Melvin?
>>35977961
In High School the ones I liked didn't like me, the ones that liked me I didn't like.
Nowadays I can't even meet women that I genuinely like.
A lot of girls liked me in highschool, because i was cute i guess.
Now it's hard to find girls that want to be seen with me
It's not my fault I was born with a shitty name.
>just found my gf has been cheating on me THE ENTIRE TIME
>the realization sets in that I wasted two years of my life with a complete slut and I was blind to it
no no noooo this can't be happening what the fuck have I done
>>35977951
>Having a girlfriend in the first place
NORMIE OUT
NORMIE OUT
GET OUT GET OUT
>>35977951
Good. Let it burn. Normies should burn and die. This feels good.
>>35977951
how often did you fuck? Were you the emotional bf or the physical bf?
>tfw 22
>never drank in my life
>never used drugs in my life
>never been to a single bar or club
>never been to a single party or school dance.
>KHV never even been on a date ect
>no friends since 5th grade.
Is this normal? Am I really missing out on anything?
>>35977916
>Is this normal?
It's definitely not common
>Am I missing out on anything?
If your goal is to live a normalfag lifestyle, then yes you definitely are.
>>35977916
Wouldn't say it's normal, most people will have had more social interaction in their life than that.
As for whether or not you're missing out? Well that depends on you anon, are you happy living this way?
>>35977916
But why? I'm a 26 KHHV and when I was 22 I spent many months being perpetually drunk, from morning to night. Now I don't drink that much anymore, but for example tonight I drank half a bottle of whiskey and I smoked the pipe. If I can't have at least this why even live? Well actually this shit doesn't make life worth living anyway.
Do I have a fem upper-body? I just wanna be cute :(
yes, you have twink shoulders
>>35977902
OP here, I'll also add that I'm 5'2 if that helps
>>35977902
you look like an individual with a y chromosome if that's what you mean
Don't lie, y'all want white busty blondes but couldn't get them so you settled for latinas, gooks, etc.
>>35977878
Not really friendo, far from truth.
>>35977878
she has those dead lifeless blow up fuck me eyes
theres no soul
there's no way in hell i'm making that my waifu only to find out she's fucking tyrone behind my back
she looks like the slut type that sucks and fucks filthy niggers
When did you realize it was all about face, robots?
>>35977840
>Lookism.net - Aesthetics, Red Pill, and Masculinity Discussion
You know maybe all these alpha men should get off the internet and just start fucking bitches.
>>35977840
The red pill begins and ends with pic related.
Signed,
Professional male model
It isn't. Strangers always tell me I'm cute but nobody who knows me has actually given me compliments or tried to be my friend. Meanwhile, bitches are crawling all over the fat, ugly slobs that have personality.
Are all women secretly lesbians?
>>35977762
women are stupid who cares about their feelings or opinions
>>35977762
There's no such thing as a lesbian. All lesbians can be converted through the power of cock. And nothing beats cock, well except for the owner.
I wish my gf wanted to fuck girls.
Come join if you're friendly have a sense of humour.
https://discord.gg/MMM8m
i heard they molest children
Michael approves of this server
>>35977810
You are correct, mate, they do but only on weekends.