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>People who say food porn when they mean aesthetically pleasing or extreme food

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Anyone wanna watch drunk normies again?

http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/crowdcam.cfm

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ITT: red flags for women. I'll start

>she has borderline personality disorder

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http://www.celebritytypes.com/feminism-5/test.php

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why is masturbating so fucking great? it's like doing herion with no downsides, a literal "feel good whenever you want" button you can press without consequence or effort
you can even drag it out to make it last as long as your willpower can stand
if there wasn't hard biological limits I'm pretty sure most people would be masturbating near 24/7, I know I would

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*blocks your path*

"So you're telling me you're a robot? Uhh, racist and sexist much?"

wat do?

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Wanna kick your masturbation habit? Make it a rule that you have to eat your cum every time you jack off.

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It's 2:44 am on the east coast. What are you Listening to, anon? Im listening to Plini-paper moon. Good shit.

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For me, its Hunter x Hunter.
>huge unexplored continent available for me when I get strong enough
>limitless super power possibilities
>many mysteries to solve, either alone or with nakama

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>Friends made a separate group chat without me.
>figured out they hang out without me on purpose and are only nice to me because I buy them food

>Feels horrible man

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WHY IS THIS BOARD SO SLOW? did everyone go to /pol/?

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>Be me
>19yo Male
>100% Aryan
>about 5-6/10
>live in okay place
>super depressed all the time
>hate my life
>live with EXTREMELY overbearing parents, especially my mother
>get in arguments with my parents on a near daily-basis, sometimes multiple times a day, over every little thing
>be in FUCKING ONLINE COLLEGE, because i'm apparently too spergy to go off on my own
>hate my school and major (History)
>have no idea what I want to do for a living
>my brother, who I am close to, is moving out this year
>only 1 friend outside of my brother, who lives in a different city
>have crush on said friend
>friend is already in a relationship
>fall for the nofap meme
>nofap for nearly 200 days with NO RESULTS
>got so lonely that I doxxed myself on /pol/, hoping for someone to prank me so I would at least have some interaction
>be apparently the only person /pol/ doesn't want to troll
>have major OCD and other problems
>no driver's license/car
>kissless, handholdless, dateless, virgin scumbag

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?

inb4 "kys" Serious advice needed

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>Was on r9k earlier
>5h03 on h34d noodie pix leak
>omg omg
>click on view thread
>404'd
noooooooooo!!!

I only got to see a quick moment of June boobies.
>start checking other sites
>pics are deleted there too
>all posts containing this pic get deleted
if I was just a second earlier I'd have noodie June and her nice boobies saved.
My life.

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My hard drive is nothing but a collection of genetic freaks. It's full of women with enormous natural breasts nearly the size of or bigger than their own heads with narrow waists and huge buttocks. These women are very uncommon in the general population yet I have amassed a collection of tens of thousands of images of them.

As time goes by I have begun to worry about the effects of this on society. Over the long span of time, let's say the next 30 years or so there is going to a critical mass of photos posted on the internet of women who represent such incredible physiology that a normal man can hardly ever encounter in his life that it will draw every man to mindlessly masturbate all day long to these powerful images, and he will be disappointed when he sets foot out his door and realizes normal women do not look like the anomalies he has become used to. No normal women will measure up to 50 years of internet history and the best of the best porn stars and amateurs that have amassed in that time.

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>tfw you will never take the Chunin Exam