What are some feasible ways to just be drunk through the entire work day without getting caught?
My job is is horrible and I'm on the brink of quitting, I need something to stall me just another month or so longer.
Daily reminder for all you dicklets
What the hell am I doing in this world? I don't belong. I'm just a nobody. No one notices when I'm not around and nobody will care when I die. Some people are just meant to be with other people and enjoy life, but me, I'm just not one of those people.
Its always been a vague dream of mine to organize a bunch of directionless losers into an anarcho-socialist domestic terror cell that targets capitalist symbols of greed and excess but then i remember im just as lazy and depressed as the rest of you
Can robots do this kind of lifestyle?
Pic related is very true
I MADE RICE TODAY AND IT TASTED GOOD
I can't do it robots. I can't work for the rest of my life. What are my options? There has to be more to life besides choosing between being a slave or being a pathetic leech on your parents.
>tfw hair is finally long enough to comfortably tie into a pony tail
yass this is so much cooler in the summer
and it's so cute! i love how i look with my hair tied back
what have you all done lately to look just a little bit cuter?
That's the part that get me turned on now
>another qt boy isn't interested.
I just want a bf
"Half your age plus 7"
Fuck dat noise.
>Can't be banned
>Can samefag without getting caught
>Freedom to move around and do other shit instead of being tethered to a battle station
Who else gets a power high from phoneposting here?
what acronym or phrase, if said by someone, would convince you without a doubt that they browsed /r9k/?
>porn isn't working anymore
Is it wrong or immoral to rape traps?
The thought of raping a girl doesn't really do it for me. But raping a trap gets me diamonds. Holding them down until they like it. Lord. Gives me a hard on just thinking about it.
>The thought of raping a girl doesn't really do it for me. But raping a trap gets me diamonds.
I think I know why:
Since traps are males, and your aroused by the concept of raping girly males. You're a faggot
>drive to michigan to visit my cute trap bf
>have a cute date, just dinner and a movie but it's nice
>try putting my hand on his thigh in the theater
>he pushes it off because we're in public
>later in the car do it again, he pushes it off again
>oh well i guess he's just being shy, that's fine
>cuddle up and watch tv at his place
>having a few drinks, i start getting ideas
>making moves, he's kind of resisting a little
>like pushing my hands but i just reach back again
>says he doesn't want to have sex
>i've been waiting so long and i came so far for this
>guilt him into 'just the tip i promise' kek
>working it into his ass, he says it's hurting him
>tells me to stop but that's not gonna happen
>tries to wriggle and move away but he can't
>both my hands on his waist holding him down
>i'm twice his size, he realizes he can't stop me
>get a little carried away and fuck him pretty rough
>he starts crying and begging me to please stop
>just a little more baby i'm almost finished
>cum deep in his tight little ass and roll off of him
>he curls up crying on the bed next to me
>feel kind of awkward so i go take a shower
>come out, he wordlessly goes in the bathroom
>go get food while he cleans himself up
>sulks a little the rest of the night but forgives me
he's closeted so i didn't think he'd tell anyone
there's also the fact that he loves me
since then i've visited a few more times
he just gives it to me when i'm being forceful
it's easier on both of us that way
Confess your eating sins, anons
I eat a lot of disgusting shit, like the strongest cheddar I can find, red onions, garlic, and arseloads of olive oil and just drowning pure carbs in that mix of ingredients, like pasta or bread. It makes me feel sick after a few bites, and horrifies my family and friends, but I can't stop doing it and it always sound appealing in my head for some reason.