https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlkFzeTOApk
Click the "CC" button on YouTube to turn on subtitles.
>>35336343
Why does he call himself Handsome Guy? Honestly that wouln't fly anywhere but Japan, because apart from being white he is completely average.
>>35336386
Dude is less than average desu
>>35336461
The girls aren't the best looking either
Eliot Rodgers is autistic
He is proper gentleman.
>>35336315
was*
ogrigin
>>35336315
*was
Origami Post
>The Office premiered 12 years ago
Feels old man.
>he watches the U.S version
>>35336298
>Tfw used to watch it with my ex gf before she cheated on me
>>35336369
>British humour
Blimey m8, took a wallop to me gobber
>at school cafeteria
>want tendies
>qt takes my order
>get flustered cuz qt, can't think of "chicken strips"
>pic related is the result
>>35336238
Next time just picture what her used up dried jizz filled vagina smells like and you'll snap back into reality
>>35336266
whoops there goes gravity
>>35336283
Moms spaghetti.
>orig
How come I can strike up conversations with people easily but once they start to get to know me I become anxious around them? Really fucking frustrating after all the work I had to do just to be able to walk outside without feeling nervous.
Because they might ask you questions which if you answer will reveal how much of a loser you are? I have the same issue
You're hiding something
Fembots, please make my day an show me what you look like . Also what are you doing on this board ?
Really interesting that if this thread was directed at malebots there'd be 100 pictures already.
Really makes me think who are the real attention whores. Hmm
show me your butt first
>>35337469
>show me your butt first
post throwaway and i will
if you genuinely like butts, that is
Does anyone want to play Hearts of Iron 4 with me? I'm very lonely and have no one to play with, I'm still quite bad at the game but I'm trying my hardest to get better, I don't wanna spend another night alone ;_;
I'll play with you. But I've only played a bit of HOI 4, spent more time on HOI 3.
>>35336308
Sounds cool, what's your steam?
>>35336366
low-monthly-payments
What's the best drug I can get hooked on to make life less miserable? Weed just isnt enough for me anymore. I need more of an escape or something to make me numb. Should I try to get a xanax prescription or buy some oxy from someone? And as for escapism: how good is robotripping?
I've only ever done weed and then shrooms one time. 10 years ago I never would have even considered doing any sort of drugs but now I can't survive without
>>35336173
The red pill is the best drug any man can take
i was gonna say weed but you already listed. have you tried cooking it?
crush a bunch, put int in oven bag.
20 minutes @ 240 fahrenheit.
take that shit out of bag, put into simmering oil and water combo. keep adding water to prevent oil from burning. keep at it for 3 hours.
gets you fucked up.
it's a long process but if you keep temperatures in check you'll enjoy the high. lasts for hours. you can take the oil and stick that shit into a brownie and eat it up.
eating it for me was the way to go. vape/smoke lasts too little and is quicker onset + comedown so i feel spent more.
this way it's more gradual, and when it hits you you'll be fucked for 4-6 hours at least and a nice afterglow.
For substance abuse shit, alcohol
For OTC meds, a stack of L Theanine, L Tyrosine, and maca does wonders
>WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN
What did he mean by this?
>>35336137
Idk, ask the jews that wrote it for him
>>35336180
stolen from rapper's delight, which itself was stolen rhymes
>>35336137
i think his record label was receiving large sums of money from holiday's higher corporation, and this was his plug for holiday inn, essentially meaning: here we have a hotel that is reasonably inexpensive, almost comparative in pricing to a motel.
those immortal words will go down in history, i'm sure
How enjoyable and carefree is a girls life?
>>35336089
>drinking horse semen
Doesn't sound enjoyable to me desu
I can't even be mad if she really fucks that horse, I mean it's so much more beautiful than I am
>>35336089
>be attractive
>look at a camera while gulping horse semen
>get paid $50,000 to advertise 'Protein World' brand
Only a woman could drink horse semen in a photoshoot, enjoy the fuck out of it with no shame, girls and semen go together.
How do you push yourself to go through with suicide when you're having last minute doubts?
>>35336021
If someone knew the answer to that, they wouldn't be alive to tell you.
Get drunk or take drugs
tfw I have feelium on deck. I need one more reason. I just want a time machine to fix my past then I'd be a normie
When you are hugging your bf and you cant feel his rips through his shirt, he is too fat.
Just for your information~ :3
>>35335981
the reason you can't feel his nips is because your body is warm, but not exciting.
>>35335981
Or maybe guys don't have erect nipples 24/7
>>35335981
STOP USING ANIME REACTION PICTURES OR ELSE I THINK YOU'RE ACTUALLY A CUTE GIRL TALKING TO ME. YOU'RE ONE OF MANY REASONS I'VE LOST TRACK OF REALITY. WHY BOTHER INTERACTING WHEN I'M IN A "TARGET-RICH ENVIRONMENT". FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU'D BETTER ACTUALLY BE A CUTE GIRL.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>slap my own butte
>so bouncy that it hurts my hand more than my but
>>35335917
you know what to do.
Use your butt's bounciness to bounce over houses, and become a superhero
>>35335917
>tfw admiring my own ass
>tfw heterosexual male
>my two sisters who also got primarily genetics from my mom have good asses and have discussed this
>apparently i do too
>get smacked on the ass one time by a gay nigger friend of a friend as I walked past
>friend later tells me he refers to me as "anon with the booty"
Which is the true Smug Wojak?
>>35335878
right is acting smug, left is smug personified
>>35335909
Thisis exactly how it is.
Do zodiac signs matter. And if so, which are the most robot zodiacs and why.
And while you're at it, share your zodiac sign and thoughts on certain signs.
>libra sun
>scorpio rising
>capricorn moon
I hate virgos, pices and cancers. I tolerate leos and the rest are fine.
Virgos are knowitall annoying assholes, who expect everyone else to know stuff they do and if you dont know it then you are a retard in their eyes. They also cant stay put and not do something for one god damn day.
Pisces are overly emotional special snowflakes with a severe victim complex. In my experience they are usually the type to get tattoos, be some sort of dirty hippy and save stranded whales and hug trees.
Cancer is yet another overly emotional sign. Victim complex as well, will always try to put the blame on someone else. They cant control emotions and they are often driven by purely them no matter how stupid. Giant crybabies.
And i have the priviledge to live in my wonderful family with virgo fatjer, cancer mother and pisces sister.
These are the patters i noticed in pretty much everyone with those signs. There are good aspects as well, im just listing why i hate them.
Also my vote for most robot sign goes to capricorn.
who le fuckkke cares
>>35335852
You're literally retarded if you think zodiac signs matter.
>>35335938
I was a bit spectical too, but a few people guessed my sign by just talking to me. Decided to research a bit. Got my natal chart and shit and started reading up and watching videos on my planets, houses, sun, moon, ascendant bla bla. 90% of the stuff i heard was spot on. And its quite specific stuff which i know for a fact does not apply to a lot of people. In not saying its egzact science but it holds some truth. Research a bit before you disregard something completly.