i don't need a therapist in fact people should pay me to fix them
are these people you want to fix roaches?
>>38626093
you might say that i couldn't possibly comment
>>38626075
I'll pay you to shoot me anonn
YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS TOLD ME I'D BECOME NORMAL AFTER GETTING A JOB
>>38626064
Ohohohohoho another wagie falls for the trap. Once you get paid, you never get laid!
>>38626064
Lmao you really thought being a slave was the cure for mental illness?
>>38626064
we told you to get a job, not selling your worthless soul to the false god of wagecuckoldry
Who /stinkypussy/ here?
Last boy I was with was going to go down on me but when he pulled down my panties he gagged and mumbled some kind of apology. Then he busted his nut inside me and and left and hasn't called me back since...
What do I do about my aroma? Fembots plz help me out. Robots please dont respond to this post, ty
>>38626049
Just wash it you dumb cunt
>hen he busted his nut inside me
I hope you abort your abomination so that he does not have to suffer having you as mother and having your genesprobably its b8 tho
Solution is simple, apply .38 special to the forehead with a revolver.
>>38626049
>Last boy I was with was going to go down on me
Fucking whore
Pic related: My 12 inch BBC.
Thats not even that big dude. Mine was bigger at age 14. Now get the fuck out
>>38626020
looks more like 6 inches
>>38626020
I can't compete. Fuck how do niggas grow their dicks so huge?
I don't even remember the last time I saw a Yotsuba&! dump.
Shame.
You should feel great personal shame. Don't forget to bump this. I can't do it myself.
Someone make a comment before this slides off to Page 2. Fucking fast robot board. The appeal of r9k is that good threads used to last for weeks.
>>38626018
I'm here. watching.
Your hours upon hours of chanposting and browsing is completely pointless.
Get your ass outside, smash some pussy, just meet people outside this gay hugbox, even if it's a therapist, still counts
>>38626006
How is doing any of that shit also not completely pointless?
Well, I have fucked a ton of prostitutes
I would like to fuck a girl without paying for it tho.
>>38626006
>Get your ass outside, smash some pussy, just meet people outside this gay hugbox
>r9k
>hugbox
lmao go back to plebddit faggot
Is it normal to get an erection when a little girl sits on your lap? My sister sometimes sits on my lap and bounces on it, I always get a boner. I feel like a creep but I can't help it.
>>38625973
yea man stimulation is stimulation
>>38625973
That depends on how old you are and how old your sister is
>>38625973
An erection, physically, is just a reaction to stimulation of that region.
The body itself just reacts. Now, if you had a desire for your sister, that's different.
>be me
>rejoice in tears of joy
>continue shit posting and playing vidya until the very end
start blowing my money on high quality porn and onaholes, stay in my room for the month.
>>38625939
Exactly what I have been doing
Kill mt bestfriend who left me after 4 years and then rot away in jail or whatever.
>Anon we should play wiIly wars!
>Whoever can wank their wilIy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My willy makes Iots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when l used his bum Iater his little chinky wilIy did lots of spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
>>38625937
stop making these dick threads anon we know its you...
Use the other ones bum as a Fanny? I thought bum and Fanny both meant ass
FUCK OFF CUNT
YOU NEVER BEAT CHINESE KEITH
I just can't comprehend the fact that after you die there is absolutely nothing, no thoughts, no feelings just nothing you don't even know you're dead. I think about this a lot and it scares me. Can't imagine what it's like to just not exist anymore I guess it's like when you go to sleep but its forever it's so fucking weird to think about ffuduuuccckkk please say I'm not alone with this
>Can't imagine what it's like to just not exist anymore
think of it as the moment right before you actually wake up
if you wake up without an alarm, it's impossible to tell when it is that you gained consciousness, right? thats because you can't experience unconsciousnesd. there is nothing to experience
now imagine that forever
>the fact
its not a fact, also just become immortal like me and it will be okay
I'm ready
the vast majority of my existence is regret and emotional turmoil
I am ready to stop existing
I am ready for the end of consciousness
>Girls have life on easy mode
WRONG. Apologize.
http://archive.is/5wX9Y#selection-874.0-898.0
>When I was younger, I took it for granted that my friends would always be available for hungover brunches and emergency threesomes.
why does this bitch look like a blonde adam driver?
>>38625887
sorry dad, i wont do it again dad
>emergency threesome
What the shit? In what circumstances available is there ever a need for emergency threeways?
So I went back to school late and recently graduated at 29. I landed a well paying job as an engineer in an industrial production environment. The operators I work with are a pretty rough crowd.
They constantly talk about women, strip clubs, and sex. I am 29 years old and have never had sex or even been on a date. It is becoming obvious that i don't have anything to contribute.
I've never had to deal with this before. This never came up going back to school. Now it comes up all the time. This happens multiple times a week.
How do others deal with this?
>>38625849
Don't know had a friend in a similar situation who was bullied alot at his workplace. Surrounded by the same kind of guys Eventually it hardened him and he became a guy who gave no fucks and ended up losing his virginity to some cute cashier he met at a store.
I think to the future where Ill get off my ass, work out, and find a hobby interesting enough to get some form of female attention and none of this friend-cucking bullshit.
Thats about it
>>38625958
That sounds terrible. I don't think that will work where I am. These guys can be ruthless. People get nicknames here that stick for years.
So is it okay to beat your dick or not? Some faggot on here with his shit thread has got me worried about it. But there's like a slight chance he could be right. So which is it guys?
>>38625801
It's bad but basically impossible to stop
>>38625801
Beat your dick as in masturbating or actually hurting your dick?
>>38625801
my friend if you are fapping daily multiple times to porn there is a high chance you wont be able to perform for actual sex when the time moves.
t. someone who couldnt get hard on multiple occasions and refuses to try nofap to correct the problem
Robot who guck only black girls here. Let me tell you something about black girls.
Black girls crave for acceptance and dick from white men. I have only fucked black girls for the past 5 years. On the first contact you think that they hate you as a white man, but if you make them compliments, you have them very fast in your pocket and you realize how much they love white men and have waited for them. You can fuck them after the first date.
Pic related, my latest date I fucked after 3 hours.
they have much less tolerance for autism though so no thanks
>>38625837
Nah, not even true. I'm pretty average looking and fucked many black girls. I don't even have a nice body or big dick. Pic related, lel.
there's LITERALLY 6 THREADS about encouraging sex with black women
the shill is fucking real
saged
I'm having a crisis, anons. For a while now, I've been planning to become a therapist. To do so, I would need to earn a PhD (or a PsyD, but it's at the same level of education). There's a number of reasons along the way that I came up with to try and justify this decision. Really, though, it just boils down to the fact that I needed to study something, so I chose the subject I had the most interest in. I chose becoming a therapist specifically because I'm good at understanding people. Because of the nature of the job, a desire to help people and an empathetic nature, you would think, would be a requirement.
On the inside, though, I don't think I actually care about people. I'm not a psychopath. I do possess the ability to express empathy, I just don't often do it. Because of personal issues that I can't boil down to a few words or sentences, I've closed myself off to people. I've internalized all the pain, loneliness and neglect I've experienced and blinded myself to my own empathy, partially intentionally and partially unconsciously. My logic was that if other people won't love me, then I won't love them. It was an act of defense.
(cont.)
>>38625717
(cont)
Because of all this, I find it hard to care about people's problems. I can understand them very well, but I just can't find it in myself to give a shit. I'm the kind of person that would talk to my friends about my own issues, but when it's their turn to do the same, I have to force myself to listen and comfort them.
I just don't think I can move forward with this career. This lack of empathy would impede my ability to do my job and I would be miserable, having to sit in a chair and listen to people tell me all their problems, day in and day out, until I retire. On top of all this, the thought of having to force myself to go all the way up to a PhD level of education which would take a large amount of effort as well time, not to mention the debt it would leave me in, is too overwhelming to even process.
But, I don't know what else to do. I was told all my life that going to college was the only way to earn a proper living. I don't know what I'd do if I quit. All of this is killing me on the inside. Not caring about people makes me so fucking empty. I just don't know what to do.
bump i need help please
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How far along into the education are you ?