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How would you get away with rape? 2017-07-10 03:10:31 Post No.38267510
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How would you get away with rape?
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2017-07-10 03:10:31
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>inb4 " REEEE kys sick fuck you're a loser"
I know I am a loser and that's the reason I won't even get laid. I don't wanna pay money to a loose std infested whore, I want a clean tight beautiful girl, especially those superficial whores who think they're so perfect. I am /fit/ so I would have no problem with the rough part. I am tired of seeing these sluts at the gym and public with tight revealing clothing to tease men just so they can reject them to feel surperior. How would you go about taking pussy and getting away with it? What are your ideas?
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>>38267510
>How would you get away with rape?
No witnesses.the victim counts as a witness
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This seems like a very bad idea OP
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REEEE kys sick fuck you're a loser
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>tornado watch
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>Tsunami tie
>sand storm belt buckle
>blizzard pin
>raining snap back
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>tornado sundial
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>dad found the hurricane hourglass
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Any of you robots ever done shrooms, acid, or cocaine before? I'm getting some for free tomorrow and I'm reluctant to take some without knowing anything about it. I smoke more weed than snoop dogg himself but this is different. Also how much cocaine is too much? >inb4 "Any drugs are too much"
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>>38267473
aw I fucked up the greentext
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cocaine is overrated - better off with coffee and adderall if you want to be productive and it doesn't really produce a euphoric experience.
I've done acid not shrooms, but only a few times. I like it a lot but it will turn you into a vegtable.
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>>38267508
Any way you can describe what the high is like for cocaine?
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What's the first thing people notice about you
For me they almost always comment on my voice. Not only deep but loud, which isn't what you want when you have anxiety and don't like people looking at you
What's yours? Pic unrelated
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i look like the answer to any question you ask me is no
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>>38267469
They see that I'm a melanin-enriched individual and make some shitty race joke. Every time, without fail. I fucking hate going to a white college
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I try to remain unnoticed
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God I want to lick huge female feet.
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>tfw women can get away with fetishizing men'shands
>the only way for a man to get away with having a foot fetish is if he's literally Chad Hemsworth
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>>38267398
Why would you tell god this? You deserve to be fucking smited for taking away hi attention to read this for no fucking reason.
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also I hate women
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How many women have you turned down or deliberately scared off? Did you regret it?
>me 8
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none. turned down a lot of men, though. don't regret it - they were all literal 2/10s who though me being nice = sex
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>>38268406
ROASTIE! GET HER!
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>>38267389
Literally 0. No woman has ever been attracted to me. It's kind of impressive, actually.
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What will you guys do to protect yourselves when the aliens arrive at Earth? Originally, of course.
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>>38267324
I'll rape the fuck outta them
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>>38267331
I don't want to be fucked in the ass, please don't do that.
I want the aliens to turn me into a beautiful lady. I want it so badly. I'm so excited you have no ideaaaaaaa.
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>>38267324
?What will you guys do to protect yourselves when the aliens arrive at Earth? Originally, of course.
everything i can
>submissive girl is somehow attracted to me and wants to get dominated by me
>has big tits and a fat ass
>huge butterface
>face is literally like a 3/10 on a good day
Should I fuck her robots? Just to have lost my virginity?
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>>38267268
Should you not? Is there genuinely any reason not to other than "hurr her face dun look so gud"? I literally am incapable of getting ANY fucking woman to even treat me like a human being, and I L I T E R A L L Y mean that 100% sincerely and genuinely. Even my own grandmother treats me like a slave.
You really don't have any reason to not fuck her, do you
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depends what she lets you do to her
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are you serious? of course you should.
unless you're afraid of friends/family finding out.
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Can we have a break for a feel thread?
Just share it senpaitachi
I'm pretty sure my girlfriend is going to leave me because my social anxiety meme and not wanting to go out to people
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I feel less affection
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Just get another girlfriend then, dickhead.
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>>38267222
Because it's so easy
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>>38267408
You would never have got a girlfriend to begin with if it was actually particularly hard, and it clearly only gets easier.
It's hard for robots, not people like you.
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Hey guys, I need some advice on how to get over my last gf. It's been almost a year since she died and I have barely recovered.
I think about her daily and I still love her. Every once in a while I still drive the 45 minutes to go to the Noodles and Co. by her house. (It was her favorite restaurant for our dates).
The highlight of my weeks are when I have the occasional dream she's still alive.
I've tried booze and drugs and I still can't move on. I don't want to do an hero, but I think it's my last choice.
(Pic related, it was the last snapchat she sent to me)
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>>38267170
>last girlfriend
>last
No way Jose
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>>38267170
If she could see you, what do you think would make her happier: you mourning her for the rest of your life, or you truly working towards finding your own happiness?
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>>38267170
Sorry to hear this anon. My first gf died from OD. Callous to say, but just go fuck bitches. Find a damaged preppy white girl with daddy issues. You'll fit together like puzzle pieces
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>make a spelling mistake in my post
>close the thread and remove from tracker
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>>38267157
>Post something and immediately realize you're in the wrong
>close the thread and remove from tracker
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>>38267157
>call somebody a stupid idiot or a retard
>hit reply
>realize I misread his post
>sell house and move states
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>stopped caring about typos
>if somebody calls me out call them pretentious
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MOHAMMED is literally homeless and he still gets to bang BLONDE WOMEN
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>>38267018
Dyed blonde woman*
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>>38267018
>Norwegian
I thought only Swedish girls were dtf Muslim guys
This is giving me hope
I mean, there is a blonde qt waiting for me in scandinavia? (I am a kissless virgin Muslim)
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>>38267089
Nope. Only good looking ones. Not you.
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>be spic
>Neighbors playing mexican music
>it's kind of comfy
>however tfw don't speak spinach
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you can go a long ways with latina qts if you're into mexican music desu
and getting drunk
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>>38267016
Spanish is a comfy language, Anon. Go for it.
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>>38267016
>tfw can read spanish text easily enough but not fluent enough to understand much of music or speech
a-at least I can read the images that my spic friend on facebook tags his family in
>ramen.
>again.
I'm going to fucking kill myself.
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>>38266719
I'm in the same boat till Friday. A different way to make them
>boil noodles
>toss cooked noodles into a frying pan with a bit of oil
>sprinkle half the soup mix in
At least It's not fucking soup. Also cry an egg with the noodles for some protein
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>>38266719
those have so much sodium
I hope you don't eat it more than once a day
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>>38266866
I eat two a day.
Who /headedforastroke/ here?
I'm riding this train straight to hell
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I feel sorry for wagecucks kek, not joking
are they humans?
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I miss wagecucks threads.
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>>38266698
what do you mean? I still see them all the time
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>>38266672
>Op seriously doesn't know the answer to this question.
Poor little NEET, not understanding the meaning of life. Once you understand the answer to that question, so much in life opens up.
Alas, it's not a simple answer like the Zen Koan "What is the sound of one hand clapping" where you dare to slap your teacher in the face; it is something more complex you have to learn for yourself.