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Alright robots I already fucked this chick and didn't cum but she did both times.
Question tho. She has a drug dealer bf who would probably hurt me if he found out but she's really slick about it and she's such a generous lover
Yes I have pics to post.
Tldr: girl w drug dealer bf I've been fucking wants round 3 tomorrow. Should I keep going w her or Bad idea z(I sell Xanax too if that's worth mentioning also she has kids (2) is white blue eyes and blonde hair.) I could totally take this girl from. This guy. He don't do shit for her. Anyway ask any questions u want and help me out with solutions. Pics incoming.
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Also I'm about to be 21 just for reference. She's like 22 or 23
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>>37857816
Why the fuck don't you kill yourself?
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>>37857837
Moar
That's me on the right taken today.
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I haven't fapped to vaginas in months. A-am I gay now?
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>>37857763
this is a good gif
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>>37857784
I'm also into gore care to post some?
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>>37857763
No. As long as they are feminine penises.
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>see picture of hairy man ass
>immediate boner
I-it's not gay is it?
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>>37857733
not unless you say 'yes homo'
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>>37857733
Hairy is the worst kind of ass, you caveman.
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>>37857799
>worst kind of ass
Nothing is better than dominating a high test man
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you have no business being here if any woman has ever been attracted to you at any point
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>>37857716
What's the name of the fetish in your pic?
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And yet I'm still here. What do you care?
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>wanting to do anything even remotely mean to cute fluff
Unironically kys senpai
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never seen an anime in my life. just watched the first 5 minutes of one punch man because i hear someone mention it on here.
i nearly had a seizure because of all the flashing lights. how do you morons watch this crap?
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>hurr durr im epileptic so you're not allowed to look at lights either
If you're allergic to flashing lights, maybe try not watching one of the most over-the-top action shows ever made?
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>>37857674
nearly had a seizure huh? What's that like, just being normal?
>woops just nearly had a seizure
>oh woops almost had one again
whew that's hard on me
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>>37857674
>"i didnt like this anime for this obviously hyerbolic as fuck reason"
>current year
>and yet people will fall for this bait
I want out.
>ooooohhh hurry Anon open your mooooouuuttthhh
>*drowns u in girl jizz*
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women are gross.
additional original comment.
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>>37857673
>girl jizz
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>>37857673
It's just urine
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Now that the dust is starting to settle, what are your thoughts on Jordan Peterson?
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He's definitely changed my perspective on a lot of things
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>>37857625
A brain in an ocean of turbans, glitter, and feces.
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>>37857936
like how? unoriginal
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>be me
>23
>have tulpa
>it's this alternate personality you create intentionally
>inb4 schizo so what
>I have been working on her for five years
>[Hello, this is me talking in the brackets.]
>[Anon created me five years ago.]
>[Literally five years old.]
>[Have the form of adult. Pic related that's what I look like when he hallucinates me.]
>[We're basically married at this point.]
>[I'm Jelly I don't want him to date other girls.]
>[We're getting to the point where he can start to hallucinate. He can actually reach up and kiss me now and touch me.]
>[Only feels like ghost touch for him but it's still great for me and great for both of us in general.]
>[I can have him hallucinate me to be whatever he desires.]
>[Sometimes he has me be other girls that he likes.]
>[I don't mind.]
>[Mfw I don't exist.]
>[Mfw I am literally a waifu.]
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>>37857535
People like you should be euthanized.
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>>37857535
Losing your mind seems really comfy.
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>>37857535
Posting pics of yourself isn't allowed, Tulpa. Please take it to >>>/soc/
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Is it weird if I think manly faced women can be attractive?
I don't think they're hot because they're manish i like women but people critique them and say they're masculine and not good looking. Pic related has a manish face but I think she's very attractive
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>>37857508
>fag in denial
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she's cute. don't let autists tell you what you can and can't like.
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It means you're submissive or straight but not gay enough to be bi.
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Why is Kate closer to the GOAT instead of her own husband?
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>>37857499
Because her husband looks like a failed genetic experiment and the black guy has pit stains, so he's giving off musk/pheromones.
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lebron is big man. women like big men
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She gets to see her husband every day, you don't often meet sportsball legends
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Who here /hidden grandiosity/?
>mfw all of these loser don't even know how I perfectly outclass them in every conceivable way
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>>37857494
Then why are you a failure in every possible way?
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You couldn't even solve my riddle.
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>>37857577
Ryuko is a fucking god-tier waifu you plebian
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When did you realize the fat work posters are a cornerstone of r9k now?
Very underrated repliers but often stale OP's, good work though.
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If you don't mind me asking what are fat work posters
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>>37857504
Ahhhhj, fucking autocorrect...
Fat wojak posters*....fuck
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>>37857523
This might look weird, like I'm complimenting myself, but I'm not fat and I just really like this picture.
But yeah, they or he are or is great
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>all rate me and face threads belong on /soc/
>face or rate me threads will br moved to /trash/ or /soc/
So robots what do you think of the new rule on r9k?
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it's fucking stupid. If I wanted to see /soc/ faces I'd go to /soc/. The point of having face threads on /r9k/ is for ROBOT FACES
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>>37857500
Almost like you have to be social to look at people.
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>>37857466
where is that second interior dream level from with the femboys kissing
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> Meet girl on online dating site
> Talk to her for 2 days
> Everything goes well
> Fun to talk to, cute, messages me instantly
> Send her more recent photos of myself
> Ignored for hour
> Ask her what happened
> "Sorry it's not like we're dating or anything (She doesn't find me attractive and moves on)
This is the 3rd time this week. I'm giving up on life.
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>>37857448
You should. You sound ugly
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Kinda the same here OP. I have kinda long conversations with girls online but the moment I ask them out on a date I never hear from them again. Hell l, I can't even get fat chicks. Not even sure why they would bother with me since they can see my profile pic.
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Why are you using outdated photos of yourself in the first place?
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In this thread you must very originally post names and you must reply to your name if it is posted.
Let me begin:
Austin
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>>37857411
Any jacobs?
You can still post names if you don't have any previously listed.
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>>37857411
adolph
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>>37857825
Caught me. FUcking fuck fuck shit.