Why do they lie to us, blackbros?
>There are niggers on the internet right now
>A nigger probably replied to me more than once
>tfw no psychopath gf
Its an abstract feel
Np brobot glad to help you out
>tfw you will never get your kidney back alley transplanted into your psychopath gf's body because she's lost her mind and wants part of you inside her
tbqh, I'm totally okay with this feel
>Wow! We love your house, anon. Can we see the bedroom next? ; -)
H-h-hold on, let me just tidy some things up...
>reboxes anime figures and onaholes
>takes down anime posters and wall scrolls
>stuffs it all under the bed along with my dakis
>scrapes cum off the sheets
O-okay you can come in now
What are/were your roommates like?
Most were too messy for me, which is why I don't live with roommates anymore.
Had one craigslist roomate who was dope as hell. Still really good friends with him even though he lives across the country. The next craigslist roommate was a normie jackass. Just a pathetic manchild and I couldn't stand him. I'm so glad I'm living on my own.
I share a house with this scummy couple in their 50's.
>They can't wash a dish properly
>They live off microwave meals
>They slam doors and bitch to the landlord about every little thing
>The clog the shower drain and never clean it
>They used to steal my toilet roll and paper towels before I started hiding them
I don't even acknowledge their existence whenever we meet now, which makes the woman absolutely assdevastated.
>Please anon lick my asshole, let me feel your tongue around my sensitive anus, please.
what you do?
i'd tell her i'm not into that
also OP why are you imagining a situation where she calls the shots? that's not the way this is supposed to go.
you're going against your own biological nature. that's a mighty hard fight to win.
who here /talentless/? its getting disturbing to read about people who chased their dreams and made it who are my age or younger, like my life isnt developing like it does with other people
>was never good at anything like everyone else seemed to be
>never had any ability at sports, music, etc
>never enjoyed school, never have enjoyed anything actually
>wish all the time I wasn't so inferior to everyone
Starting my first job ever as a cart attendent tomorrow. What should I expect guys?
Has anyone happened to read this book by author Elliot Rodger? Is it worth the read?
>he has to get up, go to his desktop, hop online and shitpost
>wasting that much effort when you can just phonepost from bed
No wonder you're bitter anon. ;)
>b-but I got my laptop here in my la-
Enjoy lower test as your balls are roasted
Sorry to hear that anon.
I'll express my condolences by turning over into a more comfortable position.
>out for a walk
>minding your own business
>suddenly see this coming towards you
>Dad says he's going to pick up some food
>he asks if I want anything
>"Yea sure, I'll have a cheeseburger I guess"
>offer to pay
>he says not to worry about it
>he's walking out the door
>"Seeya Dad, love you!"
>he just waves back and closes the door
>had sex with a man(4 times) last night
>slept in the same bed and went to a concert, and then dennys with him
>I was on top and im not even gay but I really enjoyed it
what it do my bots??
These kind of fucking whores always get all the attention they want
One of the main reasons I never approach a bitch or try to talk to her or compliment her. This kind of fucking narcissist entitled cunts need to die
Whores like her make me hate all fucking women
>go on nofap for few days
>extremely shorter refractory period
>can literally fap after fap
What is the cause of this?
Its like an army thats besieged and constantly fighting versus one that took a break behind the lines to resupply, rearm and boost morale and got back into the fight securing victory after victory in rapid succession.
>nofap for 1 (one) day
>masturbate 4 times in a row the next day
If you live anywhere in the west coast or center in the U.S. you're fucked, have fun getting blown by Kim Jong Un's ass rape missiles