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>mfw I can't fap on fluoxetine
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>>38782670
How long have you taken it? When I was on it I had that problem for week maybe but it passed.
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>not on any meds
>dick is dead anyway

At least you know what's wrong.
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SSRIs and SNRIs are absolutely shit. worst things for actually treating depression ever.

What's your opinion on kids, /r9k/? Personally, I think Babies are cute and funny, but it's when they grow into naive, stupid, ignorant children when I can't stand them.

>inb4 creeps
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They do funny things sometimes, but you've got cats for that. There's nothing enjoyable that a child can do that a cat can't.

Otherwise they're all insufferable cunts.
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>>38782636
I fucking hate babies, I can understand that it's not their fault that they're so annoying but it doesn't make it better. For every cute moment with a baby, there are 5 times where it's being a screaming excreting heathen of an organism. Toddlers are even worse in a lot of respects, kids can be okay, pre teens are okay sometimes but have a much higher chance of being pretentious assholes.
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They stink, they are loud and they are accidents waiting to happen.

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>be 5'6.5" lanklet manlet
>walk down the beach alone
>all the laughing faces haunt me
>nobody respects you
>no reason to live when I'm going to die alone.
If only I could open myself in paint and scale the resolution. Then i'd have a chance at a happy life.
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>>38782548
5.8 manlet here.
I Feel ya bro, I feel ya
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>>38782583
I'd rather be a fat manlet. Maybe someone would respect me, or like me. I saw plenty of shorter guys walking with their girls. They just were more built.
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>>38782651
I give up man , I think I am very charismatic in my perspective
I am a smuggler, cigarettes and drugs from iraq and syria
I got money
I got a nice beard
but I am always , fucking always unlucky with woman due to my height.
So why not end it all by taking bigger risks in my job?

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heyo r9k pick your cat roommate
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>>38782534
Is this OC,

Pretty damn good
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>>38782534
berb.

Fuck taking care of mammals man
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>>38782534
absolutely berb

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When and why did women start to infiltrate nerd/gamer culture
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When the Internet became Mainstream and twitch whores appeared
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>>38782473
Around 2011 I think.
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>>38782473
To get access to competitive fags who have a source of tournament income and no female to blow it all

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why do girls like guys that have no self awareness/self self conscious?
>example: niggers and chads.
is that is what is supposed to make you alpha?your not scared of anything or death because your a big dumbass that can't think of anything.
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grills are biologically programmed to appreciate confidence because its more likely to align with being a provider of food in a Darwinian scenario
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>>38782489
>no self awareness/self conscious
is it also cause they can manipulate them ?
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>>38782511
im not sure appreciate how narcissistic the guys that girls like are.

when will you realize that personality matters?
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>>38782348
>personality
Sure anon, personality.
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>>38782348
There's like 95% chance that's her brother.
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JUST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ANON! JUST. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ANON LITERALLY JUST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY JUST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yourself

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just replied to 2 posts on craigslist to get some girl(male) pucci. what am i in for.
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aids

origilel
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poop before hand and douche your anus
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>>38782323
i don't think i'd get that lucky

>>38782371
i'm the top not the bottom

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ebin enjoys fellating large african penises edition
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>>38782263
first for natalie mars
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Milk Cat 139
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TRIPS OUT
TRIP ENABLERS OUT
/BRITFEEL/ FOR ANONS

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>regular pizza hut pepperoni pizza is 15 dollars
>stuffed crust is nearly 20 now
>they're being jewish with their coupons now
Where the fuck am I supposed to get my petezas now
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>>38782244
same place just pay the price they ask for

what's changed
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>>38782244
Buy frozen pizza and heat it in your oven. Only 5ish dollars.
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>>38782586
This anon is correct.
I've always thought correctly made frozen pizzas are really good, especially thin crust.

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Ask a guy who has just drunk 3 espressos and 4 energy drinks anything

also whats going to happen to me anons?
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Probably not much, you'll just twitchy and uncomfortable for a few hours unless your tolerance is already sky-high
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>>38782232
go for a sprint in about 10 minutes anon
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i wish i could eat unlimited candy.

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just had sex without a condom at age 26 for the first time ask me anything.
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>>38782200
why without a condom?
was it with someone who is also a virgin, or do you just hate yourself that much?
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Were they hot, or did you settle for a 1/10 pigsty?
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>>38782230
I was a virgin she wasnt and I lose my boner with a condom, why hate myself aids?
>>38782246
10/10 asian qt

I just want to find a gf who
>is lonely and feels helpless
>who escapes through music
>sad
>cute
>pic related for example
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>>38782124
Wow what a hero, you want to dick a Stacey who likes to sing sad songs.
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>>38782124
disgusting
relationships shouldn't have an end goal, and saving someone is definitely an end goal

what happens when your lonely gf gets better and leaves you for someone else, now that she realizes she's a happy person?
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I was had this kind of gf, when she get better she dumped me so hard that literally I lost my brain cells because of depression.

Never trust sad girls.

>inb4 get out normie

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What is your purpose in life robots? With no family or friends why should a person even work or study, just earning money for the sake of it?
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my purpose is to have no purpose

once you have no purpose you give no fucks

if you're depressed, you still feel like you have a purpose

if you give no fucks, imagine all the horrible & fun shit you could do?

but we still feel like we have a purpose... which is why you're sitting in your room on a nice day, in the dark, and not outside stealing cars and driving them 100mph/160kph down the highway, with 2-3 naked 10/10s in the car
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I will entertain as many people as I can before I die. Try to make the world better that way.
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Seeing more, and getting my hedonist kicks in.

No wife, no children?
No way of every having a relationship stable enough to even consider the former stuff?
No reason to not say fuck it and do whatever you want then.

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>be 30 yo few months into wizardry
>find a 23yo 6/10 qt who for some unknown reasons wants my D
>thinks she's just toying with me.
>invite her to my place
>she immediately take off my pants and start sucking my dick.
hollyshit !, itshappening.exe
>after 10 minutes of sucking, still no erection
>gives me a hand job for 5 minutes
>still no erection.
>decide to drop it and says she has to go home.
>she's not answering my calls anymore

>tfw cock blocked by ...my cock.

i'll die virgin.
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You're not a wizard anymore FYI.
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>dick touched by girl
>wanted by female
>wizard

Bull fucking shit you're a wizard
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>>38782028
i'm still a flat virgin

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