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/britfeel/ august evening thread 2017-08-04 04:05:25 Post No.38847326
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/britfeel/ august evening thread
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2017-08-04 04:05:25
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"What are you all having for dinner" edition
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Lamb chops
yum
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What's the best pizza topping lads? Having one from Sains' tonight
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mums friends finally left
yay
>>38847355
I quite like ham and pineapple though lots of people get grumpy at that
I also quite like pesto and garlic with a bit of cured meat on it
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Tyshawn that boy is your baby. He is not white. He got white in him from your grandma.
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naggers xD
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>>38847324
This reminds me...
My aunt and uncle are lightskin while my mom and my other aunt are dark and they look nothing like the light skins...,
did my grandfather get cucked or is it possible that a gene caused the whiteness?
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>>38847829
Black genetics are too mixed to say for sure
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Why does this feel right but looks wrong?
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I'll tell ya this shit makes me feel better about my plans to go home and jerk off to anime until I fall asleep in my computer chair
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can someone tell me what is happening in this picture? wakarimasen
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>>38847322
Dude looks pretty ripped for an old guy.
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What went wrong?
Why is the media promoting health at every size?
What happened to the media?
>Weighs 400lbs
>Blames "muh condition"
>regularly binges on fast food.
>gets lucrative TV show contracts and book deals to promote HAES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4dtwRs7ZeM
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They aren't.
Everyone involved in reality shows like this knows the deal.
They cannot openly ridicule a stupid person on TV so they make it """"""empowering""""""".
But in actuality it's just a modern day freakshow
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>>38847300
>What went wrong?
>Why is the media promoting health at every size?
>What happened to the media?
Jews
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my 600 pound life used to be a shock show. ow this is normal
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>browse /r/Tinder
>decide to give Tinder a go, just to shit post
>spend hours setting up my profile and choosing the best photos that make me look like a normie
>5 weeks later
>3 matches
>not a single chat
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>>38847254
>my dick is small
All women stopped reading there and probably blocked you.
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>>38847254
If you try too hard it's not good.
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>>38847254
I hate people like you. Trying so hard to be pathetic in a funny way that isn't funny just beta cringe
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fembot here. it's honestly so frustrating that so many guys believe that girls only date tall guys and that you have zero chance at a relationship if your short. If you really believe this I'm here to tell you that so many girls, as well as myself, really could care less how tall you are. To a lot of girls it doesn't matter. So if your extremely upset over being short or you think it's holding you down, don't worry about it. Also, if a girl can't see past height and is okay with missing out on a great relationship for something that dumb, she's obviously not a genuine person or anyone you want to stick around with for that matter. Love yourself.
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I always dated short men until a short guy I was dating made a commit how small he felt standing next to a tall guy. After that I noticed how short he was and it really turn me off. I feel if you are a short guy you should even think of your height as a defect but, as a something positive.
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>>38847249
>could care less
So you do care.
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>fembot here
Please, I'm begging you, just go away
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Post what your idea gf would be in a perfect world, what you'd settle for, and what you think you deserve. I'll start
Ideal gf:
>no male friends
>virgin
>nice
>faithful
>pretty
What I'd settle for:
>biologically female
>not obese
>has a pulse
What I think I deserve:
>nothing
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>>38847225
ideal gf:
>chil
>smart
>cute (short)
>shares interests / hobby's
>have chemestry
What I'd settle for:
>not completely stupid
>she likes me (that's more stop me from hating myself for being selfish) and i tolerate her
>alive
What I think I deserve:
>the concept of deserving something from the world is stupid
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>>38847225
Ideal gf
Female
Kind
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Literally not deformed and not obese, shapely is fine
You would think such low standards would make it easy
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Why not become gay?
You can have all the love you want.
All the cuddles you want.
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>>38847146
I'd rather not get aids
You have been muted for 3 seconds
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>>38847176
I bet you'd hit it!
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>>38847146
I have become gay and still nobody loves me
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Hey robots, How do I make a date the most awkward mess possible? Will post results
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>>38847113
Kys nigger
Orginalbsjrmdlsbdjfb
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>>38847113
Talk about violence, race war, and speak graphically about sex and objectifying women
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By being yourself, originally
: ^ )
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Oh yeah white boy! Just like that! Fuck this pussy good before Tyshawn and the kids get home!
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>>38847066
> Tyshawn
> still being with kids
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>>38847066
>When Laquisha's new son is half white
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>>38847086
This. If she is expecting Tyshawn home, you'd have all the time in the world to give her her reparations
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It's over lads. She got married to Chad.
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>>38847057
>tfw he got married to a tranny
hold me bros
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Who? Why do you expect me to know who the fuck that is?
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>>38847057
Thats not a chad. If thats a chad im a fucking Calvin Klein model.
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>tfw no average girlfriend like pic releated
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>>38846972
I'd say she's above average.
Like a 6.5/10.
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That's a solid 8
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>>38847067
I don't know about an 8. Her head seems bulbous
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I dont like it here
My parents constantly yell at me and i just cant laugh it off anymore they just hate me and i seem to hate them too but being with them is all i know
I have no friends and spend almost all my free time in front of the pc
I dont want to be alone
TL;DR Share stories and feels about moving out
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>>38846928
ahahahaha lmao virgin
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>>38846928
Thismight be a good time to go out with a bang.
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>>38846928
How old are you anon? Move out if you can handle it.
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I'll take my (You)'s a la mode, I'm talkin' ice cream on the side.
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Funny, since you can't get (you)s as an OP
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>>38847061
No, you're wrong. I can still get (You)'s.
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I'm the only one getting (You)'s here, buddy...You played right into my trap...
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Would you rather be a fallen normie or an ascended beta?
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>>38846915
what is an "ascended beta"?
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>>38846927
Someone who grew up as a beta but learned to be less autistic after high school. But they're still awkward and insecure at heart. Both would be cyborgs I suppose.
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Aren't all of us cyborgs a little bit of both? I'd still rather be an ascended beta