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HEY! YOU!!!

twitch /seriousgaming

This bitch cheated on her husband, and when found out said that she was raped by whoever she cheated with.

Idk about you but i dont like promiscuous and narcissistic sluts like this, especially when she will do anything to get away from it looking innocent regardless of the complications the guy she cheated with have to deal with

She is currently in follower only mode, but you only have to follow her for 3 min to be able to use the chat.


Do as you wish...

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>have a few friends
>they only talk to me when they are going through some emotional crisis or need help solving some issue
>never invited out, unless as an afterthought
>super reserved, like to talk and think deeply about things
>dry, odd ball sense of humor; have a hard time being witty unless 100% comfortable with someone
>think very abstractly, and have a tendency to use complex words/idioms when speaking.
>constantly explaining the meaning behind words i use
>I don't do this to be an uppity prick or to sound smart, its just the way i talk and i struggle to use "normal" words
>not eloquent or concise in speech, but decent writer
>people have described me as "pleasant", but i feel like that's another way or saying "nice, but boring"
>massively insecure and have a hard time relaxing around others
>only positive is that im a little charming, but in a off beat/quirky way
>talked to a close friend about this and they said that even they didn't truly understand me

Is there anything i can do? would reading books/watching movies improve my comedic timing? How do i become "fun" to be around?
How the hell do ENFPS do it? were essentially the same, except i'm extroverted. Ive noticed that my british friends from overseas think im hilarious, is it just a cultural thing?

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I'm a NEET with literally 0 friends.

Ask me anything

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>tfw hrt made me go from a 4/10 to a 6/10
>Now a robot fag succubus

Who here /kindacutebutautism/

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>ask me anything
>I live in Balkan region place full of slutty women and beer drinkers

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The fleece is the fabric of the robot.

Discuss.

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I am llooking for friends

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Fuck it robots. Fuck it. I can't spend another entire weekend of my college years sitting alone in my room. I need to find a party tonight, or some sort of nightlife. Even if it's going to be miserable, even if I'll spend the whole time too scared to talk to anyone so I just walk around the house hoping people will think I'm trying to walk somewhere else (like I did at lunch in highschool). Where can I find a party around campus? Should I google our school's Greek Row and see if there are frat/sorority parties I can get into? Should I just walk to one of the local bars? I live off campus so I don't really see a lot of other students around.

I'm in college in the Western world, dammit, the epicenter of indulgence, pleasure, and hedonism. I want to at least attempt to live the much vaunted college life, so that, for all the other things I'll regret and guilt myself for in this life, I won't have to regret never trying here.

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Friendly reminder that any black woman hate is not tolerated here on /r9k/ as we have always been pro-nubian queens. All hate towards niggers shall be directed towards black MEN not women.

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Who /Emmy Rossum/ here?

She is very kawaii. I want to kiss her.

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>He listens to video game soundtracks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>be me
>dick suddenly starts itching
>it smells as hell
>seems to be getting wet between the head and foreskin
>a red rash on the head and foreskin appears
>haven't even had sex so can't be a STD

What the fuck is going on, anons? Am I losing my dick forever? This shit isn't good. Uncut here btw.

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>it's an anons parents are going out and he has nothing to do home alone again episode

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Story time /r9k/:


> be me
> me and friend make classic kissless virgin bet
> first one to smash gets to forever look down
on the loser
> quickly forget about bet
> he texts me a few hours ago
> he tells me hew gonna meet up and smash
long time female friend next saturday
> usually, I would just be happy for him and go
on with my life, but the girl he is meeting is
my mortal enemy
> me and my friend were in class with her for
like 3 years
> she is the biggest lubcuck sjw oxygen
vampire you will ever meet in your life
> We once had a fight in our class chatgroup
> One guy called another one a homo
> She called him out on using homo, because
it comes from homo sapiens
> i tell her it doesn't and call her a moron
> she still thinks she's right and calls me
homophobic
> I SCREENSHOT THE FUCKING WIKIPEDIA PAGE EXPLAINING THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD and send it into the group chat
> she stops typing and passively admits defeat
> i have been victorious
> however, she has now come back to haunt me by going for my friends dick
> making me lose the bet and pissing me off, because I they are going to break up in a few months, due to being a crazy bitch
> he is going to her place next saturday
> i have to find someone with very low standarts in one week
> first I asked the only girl in my class that really likes me
>only problem
> she's a lesbian
> just my luck right, she would have been
bouncing on my dick for months, but no
> anyway, I snapchat her and explain myself and tell her to send me her thirstiest friends
> "but anon, I dont have any friends"
> I fall back into chair
> I will never find someone in such a short time
> I have lost

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My girlfriend said she wishes I had a bigger dick.