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What is the last album that you had the pleasure of listening to, /r9k/? pic related for me
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I'm listening to pic related right now and wishing I was high on something.
Good taste OP have a reply.
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great fuckin album, definitely check it out

really avant garde
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Psychic Drift by White Suns

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A-Are there cute malebots that will let me pee on them?

There are too many fembots threads, let me have this, p-please.
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I wish a cute girl would pee on me.
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State your chromosomes and location.
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>>38487863
>>38487867

XX, and not USA sadly. I would travel abroad to make my dreams come true tho

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>want to go to the baker at 6am
>all these fuckin wage cucks ruining my immersion and im too shy to buy me sweet stufff
>i want to buy me bread for home and they take they sissy fuckin loafs for work

baka
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>>38288081
>neetcuck
remember neetie, another day, another haircut
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>>38288528
Another day withouth gf, sex, friends, new skills, money, real life and another day wuth no loneliness and depression
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>this grammar
Time to go back to ESL

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You listen to me you fucking NEET piece of shit. You are NOTHING. You're a piglet, swallowing it's own shit under the guise of being unique. You aren't unique you roach, you are nothing more than a mindless machine, who thinks that they have to be different. You're just like every other mongoloid who refuses to do any work unless it's "mandatory". Nothing's mandatory. No matter how many times you refuse to work (and I'm sure you prefer pretending to have a good time) you will never be different. A bee who likes to pretend they aren't part of the hive, all while making honey for the queen. You go to R9K, make comments to yourself about how plaebian normies are. Or better yet, you're one of the shitlets who collects welfare and acts as if it's the superior existence, despite it being literal parasitism. You don't like work because you think your surplus value is being extracted, all because you read that somewhere on some website. You disgusting maggot. The ONLY reason you pretend to like marx is just so you don't have to work. HAHAHAHA YOU LITTLE COCKROACH. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. You aren't fooling everyone. Every time you go on a rant about how NEETDOM is better than "wage slavery" people roll their eyes and force themselves to swallow their own vomit just so they don't damage your fragile ego. You pathetic egglet, one day someone is going to expose you for the phony that you are, and you'll fall right off you wall of pretentiousness. I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. And when the day comes that you put the shot gun to the roof of your mouth because you think people will remember you as a tortured soul, I want you to know that they won't.
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wagie this ragie lol
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>>38288044
Your legit just pointing out the loud vocal minority. Their is nothing butt shame and disgust when it comes to being a neet and we the tru neets of r9k already know and accept this.

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Chicken broccoli corn fried in franks red hot

I'm a master chef
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>>38487711
>grab bag of crap on spicy meme sauce
well done anon
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>>38487711
Looks similar to what I make, but I roast my chicken and vegetables.
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ive taken shits that look better than that

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>get better at handling anxiety around girls
>talking with this one qt girl and we're getting along pretty well talking about anime and shit
>autism kicks in and i start talking about school shooters and radical right-wing anarchism
>get rejected when i ask her out to lunch

reeeeee
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>>38288016
frick you original

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Prove to me RIGHT NOW that Mayuko isn't the perfect waifu.
She's:
>Plain, but pretty
>Flat chest
>Dresses modestly
>Is smart, at least more so than myself and most of you autists
>Works hard and can be independent
>Has a sweet, reserved personality

Why does real life have to fucking suck so much? I just want a Mayuko in my life but I hate 3D women for reasons I don't understand. White women especially.
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Normie scum. They've always felt so fucking safe, inside their societies. Surrounded by their friends and achievements gathered their whole lives. So smug; they think they're so superior. They don't deserve a natural death. Unconsciously waiting to be obliterated by my hatred. Those parasites think their social statuses will save them; but I will destroy everything they've accomplished, and everything they are.
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wowzers i jus mayd mess in trowsers!
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this place....you...."people"....how? i just.... cant. how are you LIKE this? is this a joke? are you "people" really this autistic and...childish? i just...i cant. i usually just browse /pol/ for funny cool meme pictures but...how?? is this place?? like this??
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>>38287949
i wish i was this competent at femposting
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>>38287949
wha? y so meen?

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Looking back at my school years, I can think of several teachers right off-hand who seemed to get turned on by punishing kids. That's pretty sick.

In my 9th grade Physical Science class, a kid was working on a report for another class. He was about three or four pages into it when the teacher quietly walked past him and took the report from him almost before he noticed, and put it through the shredder at the back of the classroom. He put his head down on his desk and started crying because he was almost done with the report, and he was going to fail the class since it was just next period and he needed that one passing grade to pass for the year. The teacher just gave a smile and said "Shouldn't have been doing that in my class" in an airy, taunting way.

I guess teachers really do abuse their power sometimes.
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My Mom would have had me switch teachers if some shit like that happened.

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I just want to have some friends for fuck sake.
if they speak spanish like me that would be really awesome, but I'm ok with just speaking in english.

Any of you guys can recomend me a discormeme?
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>>38287912
/soc/
ya puss
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Come join /Light~Crimimals/, we'll be your friends :)
yqK3aPB
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Hello I'm a girl pls b my friend
bonus points if you have steam & aren't a weeb
[email protected]

Tfw your friends don't go anywhere with you but post their adventures all over snapchat. :(
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Now you're gone
I realized my love for you was strong
And I miss you here now you're gone
I keep waiting here by the phone
With your pictures hanging on the wall

Now you're gone
I realized my love for you was strong
And I miss you here now you're gone
I keep waiting here by the phone
With your pictures hanging on the wall
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FEMANON WHO RECORDED THIS, please manifest yourself, i really need more and also need who you are

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AcGUO44zTB
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post better shit, you fucking door
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This is terrible, anon e_e

has anyone ever commented on your appearance or or personality? what did they say ta ya?
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>>38487703
My oneitis called me a fat bitch once. I think it's pretty self explanatory.
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>>38487703
Around 36 years ago some kid called me boring when I refused to go to the girls bathroom and pee next to the toilet.
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I was a little overweight when I was a kid - like, 10 or 15 pounds, I wasn't a land whale or anything, just a chubby bastard. My father's nickname for me was "fat salami."


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