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I collect pins. I have a few dozen

I collect only the rarest of rare pepes

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>>36592790
What's your favorite pin?

>>36592770
Like my head is on fire, and my lungs are blocked. I can't even breathe normally anymore.

Ok, mostly wasting time today. Tomorrow want to be productive. Thinking of reading a book tonight.

>>36592805
What for? Being prodictive doesnt help.

Proportionally, it was this 4 foot 6 98 pound Brazilian with H cups. because they were like a fourth of her body, she eventually had them reduced- RIP

Biggest tits overall it was this mega cunt, kinda chubby, with J+ sized monster tits.
She actually took them out once and I was so disgusted, they had these giant bulging blue veins running down the length of them, they looked like fucking watermelons.
I think she had cowtits because her hormones were out of whack, it sound like a meme but she once divulged that she was on the rag like, two weeks out of a month. Don't know what could have happened to her.

>tfw no titcow gf
what's the point of living?

I know three, they all had drinking problems in high school and college

they were all known for their tits and quite frankly still are

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how do I learn how to properly budget and stop spending money?

>>36592711
we should team up dood

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>>36592688
Stop spending money.

You're welcome.

>>36592682
Yeah but most men will take any girl if they aren't a dwarf or midget. So short people are here to stay. If men were extremely selective about height like women then your plan might work. This also assumes height is indeed truly genetic and not just randomized.

>being tall is a recessive gene
>tfw life sucks because you weren't lucky enough

>>36592682
>Tfw chanting grow, grow, grow does nothing

so you want a loser

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OP here, this is what i look like
please post pics of your poopers
so that i may review them
because i am king faggot

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>>36592582
>she thinks I, 9/10 blonde haired aryan chad, would ever want to be with her

>>36592519
>How does Ashton Kutcher still have hair?
Same reason why Magic Johnson still has t-cells. The power of money.

>>36592541
Yeah but aside from finasteride there wasn't much else he could have done

>>36592552
>he doesn't know elites consume the blood of the young to stay healthy forever
There's a reason why people's original fear of the rich was that they'd take their children.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2112829-blood-from-human-teens-rejuvenates-body-and-brains-of-old-mice/

>>36592511
10:30, aka the time they used to stop serving breakfast foods

>>36592538
I dont eat their shitty breakfast food.

Why couldn't they have lunch all day instead of breakfast?

I think they need to perform maintenance on the grills and fryers and shit so they'll close it down at 4am or so and clean for about 6 hours then you get your burgers.

eiffel 65 made so many fucking songs and still did until 2006, 7 years after "im blue".

hard work and a little luck go a long way.

go ahead and try making a hit and try to get noticed in the endless sea of soundcloud shitters.

>>36592509
Those guys had a few of there songs get very popular, but Blue is prolly the most memorable. So it wasn't just a one and done. That said, the guys who made the song produced shitty Eurodance for a like a decade before making anything even remotely popular, which makes sense. It takes years dedicating you life to something to even make one hit wonders.

Eiffel 65 did a lot of famous song here in italy, only blue is famous worldwide because it is one of the few english song they wrote

>>36592473

Fuck off cuck, men are supposed to be naturally assertive.

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my gf told me today that it was a privilege to lick her pussy

>>36592506
Then how come you're such a beta faggot? :)

>you could only have been born as a human
>you could only have been born into this dimension
Hmm...

No. The chance to be born a Chad was 0% for me. Genetics doesn't work that way. Going by my how sister looks I'd say being a female wouldn't have been so bad but still pretty bad.

You could literally only ever be born as you. A different person is a different person and not you.

With a faceapp filter.

>>36592424
Probably had a feminine face to being with? Also I know this might not be original, but I honestly would bang.

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>>36592439
>>36592446
>faceapp

naw

>>36592417
It works as in semen doesn't expel itself from your body, if that's what you're looking for.

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>>36592417
losers who think not fapping somehow gives them a moral high-ground
nothing more

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>>36592468
like those straight edge faggots who have to let everyone know they are straight edge

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>tfw failed chad into neetism
>tfw dont even know if I can get neetbux

>>36592409
> 28 male here
> tried to enter normiehood when I was 17
> at first it was good then I failed
> exit normiehood, begin isolation and solitude at 18
> at 21 get job after finishing uni
> at 21 lose kisless status and have a gf for 2 months
> at 25 lose virginity
> at 26 begin binge drinking and isolationist policies
> wagecucking at same job for 6 and a half years now
> at 28 still alone, bald and mentally deteriorating
> no friends, poor health, no drivers licence, have parents who need money , they are NEETS. House is nearly in a state where you can't live in it.
> no hobbies, quit guitar playing
> lazy and unmotivated for self improvement but managed to quit drinking (2months)
> OCD
> sit at home and do nothing
> don't even play vidya
> nothing makes me excited

I don't believe I'll find my qt who will be able to cope with my mentality and character traits. I am too difficult.

I want to cry

>>36592685
that's not cyborg... you're a fucking robot. if i ended up this pathetic i would just off myself desu

>>36592306
What do you eat?

Blox.

>>36592306
Do you think you smell bad right now? Go ask someone else if they think you smell, and report back here with what they say. Depending on their response I may have the answer for you.

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>>36592306
>Why do I smell like literal ass?