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Yo aliens.
Stop taking all the juicy heat from our sun, pls.
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>>35248887
Ayy lmao
Thanks for working in Antarctica with scientists to purify the ozone layer or whatever
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>>35248909
And we gotta pay with that juicy sun energy for their help desu.
Thanks.
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>>35248909
Ahh yes its not over-population, all is going according to plan
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Hmm... I never thought of it that way before! All I have to do is be myself!
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>>35248775
People misinterpret this statement as if it's easy to do, and it's usually given by self confident people. But let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater here.
Being yourself is about self acceptance, accepting yourself as you are, flaws and strengths respectively.
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>>35248809
>he has literally any redeeming qualities whatsoever
Why are you on this board?
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I am the face of this board, bow down to me minions and say my name - CHAZ. I'm the Tasmanian devil of r9k and no one can stop my robot prowess
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Huzzah boys! Feast your eyes and fear me
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I SAID HUZZAH!!~!! Do not force my to unleash my unholy wrath upon your robot faces and make you scream my name begging for mercy! I am CHAZ!!!
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Why isn't anyone saying my name? Do I need to scream louder? Do not make me do it robots! I will make your rinny tin tin skin crawl
Who here has depersonlization disorder?
Had this shit for 2 years, I can normally deal with it but right now it's fucking hell.
Pls tell me brobots there are some of you out there and tell me how you got it
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at least 2 years for me too
idk i'm so numb to it, it's just another day
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>>35248729
Mindfulness OP Mindfulness. Be here now. Focus on the present
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>>35248835
Like meditation and shit?
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Do you ever find a song from your childhood that brings back memories
>most any George Strait song
>reminds me of a drunk father that yelled a lot
>reminds me of being so terrified and alone
>good song tho
Pic related obviously
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>>35248535
Jerk It Out by The Caesars, i miss Eddsworld :'(
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she'll still cry tonight
it was on limewire back in the day listed as a blink182 song its on youtube now
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>>35248535
She wore red dresses
>reminds me of a long car trip to Texas at night
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>need to go downstairs to get some yummies
>can't because my dads gf brought her annoying as fuck baby
what do I do r9k?
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>>35248519
Kill the baby
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um, anon, the yummies are the least of your worries, your dad is a cuck, he's soon going to be financially supporting Chad's baby... save him anon.
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>Started a new job
>Been working there a few weeks now
>I'm young(22)
>Notice an older lady(early 30s) always looking at me
>She always joking around with me and laughing at my joke
>I catch her constantly staring at me
>Always need my help with shit
>Can't tell if she's flirting or just trying to be nice
>She has a child and a husband and has been married for 17 years
I have no idea if she actually likes me or just being friendly. I really wanna find out but I don't wanna make shit awkward for us since we work together and she also has a husband. How do I throw a bone at her to get a really clear sign she wants me?
Any tips or phrases are welcome I really wanna find out without fucking shit up too bad.
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>>35248349
I wouldn't dare, if you proceed you may have an HR-case and it most likely won't go in your favour.
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>>35248672
Seconded. Never shit where you eat, my friend.
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>>35248737
>>35248672
Yea you're right im tweaking. Guess ill just have to move on.
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Hey guys im new to this site, can you "anons" help me out, haha. :-)
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fuck off you stupid piece of shit
oreganoli
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Don't come here, seriously, it's terrible. Only been here for like 2 weeks and it's a sewer.
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>>35248332
Kill yourself now before you realize its your only option
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>Browse /r9k/ since inception
>Loser my whole life
>Force myself to the gym, gain a modicum of self confidence
>Get a girlfriend
>1 year, 3 months
>Two days of huge arguments
>Slow text messages, no response for hours
>She phones me drunk tonight
>She went out with a male friend
>hang up immediately
>"I would never cheat text message"
>Remove fb relationship, remove all social media, remove from my Netflix, block on everything, delete all our holiday photos
Well it was a good run. I'm not even mad. I don't feel anything. It's the natural state of things that I'd be back. You can't even truly escape and at the end of the day /r9k/ is never wrong
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>>35248302
I'm glad you just unplugged when you knew it was over instead of dealing with all the rationalizations and the slow death of the relationship. That's what I would do. If I wasn't a fucking retard.
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>>35248362
Yeah I've been through something similar before. I'm not even playing the game. You'll just get four times as depressed.
I'm waiting for that suicide feeling rush anyway.
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>>35248302
You're broken. There's no helping spergs like you.
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Does having sex make you a loser?
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>>35248158
Only if you paid for it
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I've never had sex and I'm a huge loser so no
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You are now locked in a panic room with jodie foster and kristen stewart
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>ywn eat their PTPs
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>>35248117
awaken the kraken and inhale farts
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Can you make money by having a 5 inch dick?
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>>35248021
yes
oraganomi
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>>35248110
How
organstein
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>>35248021
Yeah you can get into making small dick humiliation porn.
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>seeing your oneitis post on social media about breaking up with Chad because he was abusive
Is there any more euphoric, petty, or vindicated feel my robots?
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>I'm not ready for another relationship
>she hooks up with Brad 3 days later
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>having a oneitis
>using social media
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>females
>never
>fail
>to
>amaze
>me
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>vaginas are gross and I'd much rather pork another man right in his shitter while pretending that he's a woman to some degree
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>>35247987
>they took this picture for the sake of looking cool
>it's just cringe
>the reason why they took it makes it more cringe
they're definitely 13 year olds
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>>35247987
It is not a healthy weight to be. Americans you need to start eating less food holy shit more than half your country is overweight. HAHAHAHAHA What the fuck america??
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>>35247987
>>35248678
>>35248928
normies get the fuck off my board
stop bullying
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ITT: Things that people have said that made you cut ties with them
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>>35247904
I don't cut ties over a given thing, I have many little things that build up over time, I get sick of them, and then on a perfectly normal day that's going fine, I'll decide I'm never talking to them again.
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Dude EPIC!!Midna is a reddit waifu and this is a reddit post.
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>>35247944
You realize that this whole day was filled with shitposts and Reddit tier posts?