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>>38265559
what is hard to imagine about this?

asking as a girl, literally have this every single day :) make your own happiness!!

>>38265559
no different than it is for the average guy these days. maybe you have a few more friends because you spent time in libraries and coffee shops when guys your age were in their room playing video games, but guys usually have closer friends.

>>38265559
>pretty
>blonde
>presumably rich
not exactly "average", but she definitely has no business bitching about "male privilege" (white women are almost always feminists)

nothing wrong with curiosity and experimentation

I sense you want to have an honest and nuanced discussion about the ethics of bestiality
Let's have it anon

nothing wrong with that anon. if he liked it and you liked doing it then it's fine.

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>>38265479
I WANT TO FUCK THIS FROG
WITH MY PENIS

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>tfw started drinking again, solely to cope with tfw no gf
>tfw am becoming cross-addicted
>tfw don't watch anime but I'll animepost the FUCK out of a thread
drinking some basic bitch jameson

>>38265741
Ayy glad to see an anon is in this thread, I'll start drinking soon, just gotta go to the bathroom real quick

I was going to purchase some beer too but the store was closed before I could get to it

>>38265474
Gotta be careful around urbans, anon.

>>38265474
What you do is give them a subtle nod as you walk by, which they reciprocate. Do not stare.

>>38265526

>Nod turns out to be a rival gang sign
>Get shot

>>38265447
>if nofap works

Works for what. Never understood the point of this shit

>>38265475
If you are psychologically healthy, it works well for making you aggressive and hypersocial. If you are mentally ill, it works well for making you frustrated and suicidal.

>>38265447
Why can't women find the happy medium between skelly and braphog?

>>38265389
>is it "soda" or is it "pop"?
soda pop

>>38265389
in the south we all call it coke

>>38265389
it's pop here dude
i call it sodapop for out of staters tho so they dont bitch

I started drinking liquor again because I'm starting to run out of morphine and I need something to make the withdrawals (and tfw no gf) a bit easier

>>38265353
Kind of sorry to hear that. These things don't go well.

>>38265353
i have work tonight so ofc i wanna get drunk before i got in

two sides of the same coin, or whatever the sentence line is i guess

>>38265238
You have your own containment board. What more do you want you greedy fucks?

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>>38265296
Straightcucks have their beta orbiter pathetic loser for pussy containment too it's called /soc/ little bitch.
It's not Straight9k you axe gash rutting mongoloid.

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>>38265231
"It's all about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and seizing the initiative, Champ. Show up, speak with the manager, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and him your resume. Simple as that."

>>38265231

What education do you have, and how much have you worked?

If you have any sort of degree, or three years of work experience, are under 30, and are willing to give up any hope of having a social life, there is an open application window right now for air traffic controller training.

https://www.faa.gov/jobs/career_fields/aviation_careers/

>>38265262
I barely have shit on my resume though.
An Associate of Arts degree, and and huge work gap with minimal experience

>>38265211
You're describing the world itself. It's not just 4chan.

>>38265211
Sounds like you just described all of normie society and public school to be desu

>>38265320
pretty much this
all human interaction is hierarchical social organization; acceptance predicated on trending ideology with everyday ostracization doled out to the societally... disharmonious
it's only natural to want to create a safe, predictable bubble in which to rear young
now if you describe a cult as that which establishes itself as a collective of people at great odds with the main thrust of humanity (regardless of respective dogmas), then 4chan is a cult
but it is a cult which will perform the unpraised dirtywork of holding the plebe hegemony to task

It's nothing don't worry

>>38265201
It's a biological preference. People want to mate with partners who have similar characteristics. It's not racism.

>>38265325

No they don't. They wanna mix like some fuck

Do some vocal exercises every time before you go out.

>>38265142
I like people with soft and high pitched voices. They're soothing.

idk take test pills and do speed

And now you learned why you wrap it before you tap it

>>38265144
to be fair I have erectile dysfunction and would have lost my boner too quickly to put on the condom.

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>>38265222
Well now you've got erectile dysfunction and a yeast infection. Good job.

Sort your life out senpai.

>>38265116
god I hate white people

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>[Drinking of Whiskey intensifies]

>>38265116
Tons if qt third worlders for you to marry tho

see:
>>38265134
white women are shit

>>38265091
Peterson has some weird ideas but his advice is generally solid.
Sort yourself out, kid.

>>38266369
His advice is shit, he's only popular because he blows the fuck out SJWs

>>38266369
Peterson>>38266369

Peterson has fairly based views on psychology compared with the average morons who inhabit that field

However, his empty platitudes barely count as advise. He mainly just rambles on telling interesting anecdotes, while entertaining, are essentially useless.