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TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE FUCKER

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>>36077598
FUCK YOU, KEK!!!!! DIE!!!!!

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>>36077558
>*says in a beta gay voice* not day, Kek. Not Today
Today and EVERY DAY you little faggot!

>>36077486

I'm ugly and short and I put 110% effort into everything (figuratively speaking). I became rich and successful in the process but I'm still unattractive to women.

Can't win it all.

Spend all my free time on here complaining about what it's like to be short and ugly.

Not gonna kill myself. Gonna die naturally in ~50 years. Looking forward to it.

>>36077486
>I'm such a nice guy
Virtually no one on /r9k/ says this. And those who say it are memeing.

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>>36077486
>blow your head
>ain't
>you don't worth anything

>>36077386
It's an unconscious appeal to normalcy
My wife is too individualized

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>>36077386
>Why do people say this?

Probably because they're referring to their fucking wife anon.

>>36077462
>The wife
Maybe it's my fucking wife after I steal her from you bitch

>>36077376
Ok that's pretty good yeah

indians were some bad motherfuckers

especially comanche, seminole, apache


bad dudes

>>36077376
Can I join your powwow? I have you a (You)

Sounds like you're going to be smelling Chad's cum.

>>36077205
Not if they've just been washed faggot

>>36077185
GO GO GO
post pics of them

>>36077126
he's right now are you going to stop?

>>36077126
He's right, but it isn't easy to not care what other people think

>>36077141
I don't know, I feel conflicted.

I want to be in a dark room with a computer and some heroin. That's my ultimate desire.
Does that make me pathetic? Should I care?
I want to be nothing.

>>36077112
Uuuuuuuuuuuh nigga you gay

>>36077112
is there sauce on this? or can we see what happend leading up to this person having cum in their mouth?

>>36077112
that's what homophilia is, don't believe the media's gay agenda that faggots love each want to married and have families. families shouldn't be built around paraphilias.

I hate when they do that desu desu senpai

i cant stop thinking
can somebody help me

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>>36077099
Let's talk about how many times you've posted this thread, hmm anon?

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>>36077049
You gona die, bitch.

>36077049
>What the fuck. Am I really getting that fucking old?

It's terrifying, isn't it? And as one a decade your senior, I can assure you the weight of your own mortality only grows heavier with each passing year.

I can remember being a child of twelve years old who, every so often, found him assailed by the prospect of death. However, I mollified myself and assuaged my fears by reassuring myself that after having lived my entire lifespan again I would still be only twenty four. I still had time.

At the age of eighteen, I would play the same game whenever Death's shadow crossed my mind. Life seemed to be passing by while my friends were coming of age. But in another eighteen years I would only be thirty-six and, in such a span of time, there was no telling what what could change.

Now I'm thirty-seven. In another thirty-seven years I will have reached the age of seventy-four. When one reaches my age, time ceases to become a comfort but rather a threat. Death is no longer so distant that He appears as an innocuous speck; He is close enough to hear his steps, to feel the chill of his breath brush against the nape of your neck. And He gains ground with every passing year.

You still hobble forward though your body is failing you. You tell yourself that if you live your entire lifespan over again, you'll only be seventy-four. A moment later you laugh bitterly, recognizing that the old game doesn't work anymore. The best years of your life have slipped away, your summer has become a chilly autumn and there was not a single night of that summer when you celebrated rather than mourned. You never had license to walk under the sunlight and, as each day grows shorter, that realization becomes just a little bit more painful.

Before you know it, you glimpse that first flake of snow. Winter has arrived. That would be easier to bear were it not for the realization that there will be never be another summer allotted to you.

>>36077961
You're only 37 you depressive fuck.

The "winter" of life is in your 70s and shit.

Stop whining and go something productive.

kangofbump

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Please do not swear on my server, Jusky is watching over me

Too many niggers in this server already don't join unless you're 100% white skinned
Fuck all nigz

>inb4 200+ replies

>inb4 getting muted

>>36076976
>Why don't you have a bf
because no guy wants to fuck my boipussy :(

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>>36076976
>lisa
Nice
>>36078344
Pic related

Tell them that the job just wasn't your style, and you felt disgraced to be working there

Tell them your autism got the better of you. You're also kind of a dick to just "walk out" immediately after getting a promotion. If I was your boss I'd black list you for every similar job in the city

>>36076975

My dad is going to know that I quit because I was upset. This is the longest I've ever held a job, about half a year, and I'm 23 years old.

If I lie about getting fired is there any way my parents could prove otherwise?

>>36076993

Is that even possible?

>>36076849

stop shilling shitty discords, saged

>>36076849
Literally the worst server I've ever been on 0/10 would not recommend

Filled with niggers. Only join of you're dtf

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I wish you that you wouldn't here.
Get out from here, filthy normie.

Had wank, played vidya, ate fish n chips, lurked r9k

>opeth concert

Man, I've always wanted to see them live.

>got out of hospital
>spent day wandering house
>cleaned
>ate opiates

don't know what to do with myself now.

>>36076774
My brother and his wife are hardcore liberal lawyers who live in colorado and like both

>>36076774
Because republicans are using it as a guidebook so it's important to know what's coming.

>>36076774
>implying liberals have actually read either and didn't just read the fucking wiki or sparknotes synopsis
>implying they read at all