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>pretty girls without makeup don't exi-
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If only this was the norm.
We'd actually know what women look like for a change.
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>>34267580
>>34267604
she has makeup on
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>pretty

that's pushing it.

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>get 15 matches on tinder over the past 2 years
>look at profile and think about which kind of life we could have together
>talk to them
>no one reply


How fuck do you get over this, I feel like puking right now
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>>34267526
You get back to swiping. 15 messages sent is nothing. Though normally you should get 2-3 messages back. Maybe you are too autistic? Post a sample message?
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>look at profile and think about which kind of life we could have together

Rookie mistake. They aren't worth wasting time fantasizing about until they prove otherwise.

Don't lose hope man, but also don't look for it in other people - it was in you all along. You're the best, keep at it champ!
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A man needs to send ~115 messages to have a 99% chance of receiving one reply.
You got 100 to go.

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>this horse-faced overweight disgustingly fat-assed sandnigger is 10/10 in america and idolized by millions of people

what did (((they))) mean by this?
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>>34267388
I thought Arabs were Sandniggers. Is everyone from the Middle East a sandnigger? I mean she is middle eastern.
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>>34267388
I agree, she's not a sandnigger though,
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>>34267388

It's a JEWISH plot to pervert the culture and pervert the sexuality of men. Notice how a lot of porn sluts are also in bad shape and are not good looking. It's a kike engineered situation.

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>Want to start lifting
>Too poor to afford gym as well as enough food to not be skinny as fuck
I can only have one or the other, are the alternative ways to become stronger other than lifting?
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Look up body weight routines. You can apply the same lifting principles to gain muscle, at least for a while.
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>>34267288
You wouldn't actually get better by lifting anon, you'd just do it wrong and hurt yourself.
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>>34267359
Aren't you nice

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How can humans even compete to bestiality?
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it's only natural, stroke your dick faggot
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they are built for more
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you will accept it

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How's it going?

I'm about to head into week two shortly here.
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>>34267252
No fap is a meme for me. I have bigger sex drive if i jack off constantly.
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Day 2 here...but I'm gonna throw in the sock today
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>>34267289
I just get a huge load when I finally cum. I'd say sometimes it's worth it for that.

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What was the name of the movie where they were saving private ryan?
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pretty sure it's called Come and See
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It was called "Mein Kampf"
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I'm pretty sure you're thinking of the movie 300 with Matthew Broderick.

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Check-em!___if_I_get_dubs,_I_rape_a_random_women
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>>34267186
wtf is wrong with you.

ori
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>>34267186
im rolling for OP
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>>34267593
Me too ,luv ya face opie

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Girls don't post here, right?
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No. Go back to sleep.
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>>34267179
Correct. There are no girls on the internet.
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Uh, they do. This isn't 2004 anymore. Plenty of chicks are on 4chan, including this board.

t. biological femanon

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Why aren't you faggots using tinder
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>>34267158
I just started a couple days ago. I have gotten 4 matches total. 3 trannies and 1 single mother. This app sucks. Apparently my value is the same as single mothers and trannies.
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>>34267158

90% of women get fucked by the top 10% of men. Makes sense to waste my time there.
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>>34267158
>blames the app

>the app clearly shows what you're worth

Go post a tfw no gf thread, obviously the world owes you everything

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How does tinder get you laid?
>Do most normies have sex after the first date?
>Do you have to go on several dates to get laid?
>Do you have to know the person for a while?

How does it work?!?!?!?!
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>>34267097
Its an app. Just be socially inviting and have a cool damn profile picture. Not that hard man. I dont use mainstream date/sex services though. I found my current fuck on a shady ass website
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Normies don't go on tinder for dates. They go on tinder and ask "down to fuck?" and if it's a yes they fuck if it's a no they just swipe left and try the next girl.

Anybody who pretends tinder is for anything other than casual hookups is naive.
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>>34267097
Tinder is trash period

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>Men with shaved heads are perceived to be more masculine, dominant and, in some cases, to have greater leadership potential than those with longer locks or with thinning hair, according to a recent study out of the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School
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>>34267054
i am bald
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I was bald for a bit back when I was 16. Everyone thought I was a neo-nazi because i went to a brown-majority high school, shit was a laugh riot.
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>>34267054
>mfw that perception comes from all of the balding action stars we see in the movies.

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>make fun of """nerds""" for playing vidya
>years later want to get into vidya
>act surprised and offended that you arent accepted

Why do women do this?
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They aren't being rejected for making fun of nerds, they're being rejected because they suck at making video games.
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they're are women making a six figure salary off showing cleavage while streaming vidya. A good example of women ruining shit for men and profiting off of thirsty betas
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>>34267476

I check the PlayStation streams occasionally when bored

>people smoking weed and shouting at the TV -8 viewers
>people drinking -12 viewers
>people asleep (usually japs) for some reason - 3 viewers
>woman with cleavage playing some game horribly - 5034 viewers
>chat is full of the thirstiest betas ever
>always top trending

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Mfw:
> I'm a successful 34 yr old auto trader business owner with an upper middle class lifestyle in Texas.
> Good looking wife and one daughter. Have a great relationship with them both.
> Find out my only daughter dates a black man in college.
> Sit her down and casually get her to tell me she's serious with Devon, that I would like him. This means she slept with him.
> Packed all her stuff while she's at college yesterday and put them all outside
> When she came back she found out she had no place in my home
> Disowned my daughter who is right now on my doorstep crying.
> Threatened my wife with divorce and that I can restart another life without them. My friends a Lawyer who at this moment is filing the papers. My wife showed her true colors by even daring to disagree with me.

So right this morning now have a crying ex daughter who I stripped of all inheritance and stopped all sources of income.

My wife just found out the divorce papers I prepared and is in tears for me to reconsider.

Oh and good morning guys. How is your morning or afternoon in Europe's case?
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>college aged daughter at 34
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>>34267023
>spaces after meme arrows
Ehh, I don't think this really happened at all, redditbro
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>>34267023
Back to plebbit with your unoriginal bait pastas fatboii

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I downloaded TINDER and my first and only match so far is a tranny.......
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>>34266892
Yeah my only matches when I tried were obese single mothers and bots plus one 1 tranny. So naturally I tried with the tranny and when that filled I got rid of the app.
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doesn't look that bad. why not fuck some boipucci OP
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>>34266892
>those standards
Fuck, I'm not even good for a tranny.

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