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Seeking girls (girls) and girls (boys) to join our server.

Others are free to join too but will be thoroughly vetted. Server lore will be uploaded eventually (comprising of 5 years worth of memes).

Roastie haters and misogynists are welcomed and appreciated.

Will post link next post because of this dumb spam filter.
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>>37524579
Your server sounds full of teenagers and underagefags.
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>>37524579
/KAMHFK
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>>37524610
we are all 20+

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The anon above you is (or becomes) a girl! What would you do to her?
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>>37524564
Nothing because 3D girls are not worth it.
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>>37524843
B-buy you cute clothes, pat you. M-maybe you could do something for me in r-return.
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>>37524861
grab her by the P U S S P U S S

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>there is a secret board on 4chan with even more losers than /r9k/
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>>37524464
>/qa/
>Secret
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>>37524464
>2017
>Not having found the super secret /i/ board.
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There is a place outside of 4 chan that has the worst losers.

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am i hot?
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>>37524440
you look retarded and stupid, kys faggot.
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>>37524440

you might be, you're underage enough to be a good tranny if you start hormones soon
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I'm thinking.................................aaannndd nope

which one of u idiot savants are behind this?
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>>37524351
apparentley toy have to train for months to be part of this show.
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>>37524402
ya and by train they mean fuck each other sluggishly, in mutual self-disgust probably
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>>37524402
Nigger, you have to train for months for pretty much any non-entry level job.

>tfw oneitis doesn't even know I exist
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tfw you're fucking your oneitis behind her bfs back
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>>37524113
And that's how it's gonna stay!
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>>37524139
make sure you knock her up

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but blind pew comes and sticks his dick in her ass
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sounds like the vagina is still available
so what's the problem
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>>37524051
Blind Pew would probably think I'm the girl and fuck me.
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>>37524051
I gladly accept and let blind pew dominate me as we further the pirate lineage. We create strong non blind pews and pirates start to take over.

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>Fat mom with a loli daughter dressed liked a whore gets mad at me for staring at the little skank
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>>37523962
just store some mental polaroids and move on, OP
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>>37523962
yeah i wouldnt like as a mom having my daugtheru stared by a 400lb obese burger
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>>37523962
That's what you get for being a disgusting pedo waste of resources. Certainly not what you deserve however. That would be death

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Change My View
There's no such thing as a lesbian. All women want dick.
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>>37523785
All those people living on the isle of Lesbos would beg to differ, retard
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>>37523785
Those fucking ass implants...
Where did it all go so very very wrong?
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>>37523785

Of course they do, which is why they buy copious amounts of dildos. It's the man attached they have decided against.

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nook this bord pleese
is over
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>>37523763
Where is everyone else going? I have to jump off this trash barge.
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>>37523794

>Where is everyone else going?

They're going to hell, where they belong. And you're going with them.
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>>37523824
now pray the lord my soul to take amen.

How do I live in my car
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Bump
Tinted windows would be a plus.
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>>37523610
Poorly

comente de originale
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Make is as comfy as possible. I have a Ford Explorer so there is plenty of room for me in the back when I put the seats down. Depending on wether or not you have income, be smart with your gas and only drive to the next place you need to be. Park at hospitals or churches or casinos or hotels at night to sleep. It's pretty easy.

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need a good discord for true robots.
only khv and without roasties and orbiting
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>>37523549
You can sail the seven seas and never find such a thing...
You can alternatively just talk to me, become a pirate and we can be good friends!
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>>37523549
Don't bother, it's no use.
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>>37523549
You could join ours. It formerly conducted raids on "fembot" threads, but now we are more of a community than anything.
hDmjdqr

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I propose a new rule: for every decade over 20, the highest possible level of attractiveness goes down by one point i.e. a 20 year old can be a 10/10, but the highest possible score a 30 year old can be is 9/10, a 40 year old an 8/10 etc
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>>37523545
What are you the international organization for standardization? Fuck off
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>>37523579
YOU FUCK OFF YOU IMBECILE
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>implying women who can keep their looks past 30 or 40 aren't legitimate 10/10s
hot older women should be 11/10 desu

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>89 year old man comes into the surgery
>Struggles to walk and often has diarrhoea
>Unable to get to the toilet in time
>Wants me to give him a commode
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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I wish someone would be kind enough to give me a lethal dose of morphine
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>>37523561

A certainly robot actually had that blessing.
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This guy was an interesting character.

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I'm so tired, lads.

How are you guys doing?
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>>37523521
sad but try not to think about it....spent a lot of the day exercising and reading. about to watch some sports.
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>>37523521
Tired.
And I smell.
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Not good, life is stagnant, currently drinking some strong whiskey. I'm always tired too, OP. How much longer will we suffer??


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