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2017-02-01 05:38:40 Post No.34568169
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:40 Post No. 34568169 [Report] [View this topic]

I donate $200 to Brittany Venti every week, because her boyfriend doesn't work. Lazy cunt. I think she's into me though. I'm one of her two mods (the other being her boyfriend) but she always talks to me in stream. I always asked if she can flash on hitbox, but she just ignores me so I stopped asking lol but yeah, her boyfriend is a major loser, and she needs to be with someone that can support her.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:40:07 Post No.34568191
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>>34568169
Yet another homely looking woman that you choosing to obssess over

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:40:31 Post No.34568196
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:40:31 Post No.34568196 [Report]

So this is a bait thread right?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:41:11 Post No.34568209
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:41:11 Post No.34568209 [Report]

Redpill me on this girl. Who is her?

Anonymous
2017-02-01 05:25:03 Post No.34567991
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:25:03 Post No. 34567991 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello, let's have a name rating thread.

We'll rate names1-10 based of, Masculinity, Maturity, and Intelligence.

You can ofcourse have a certain name and be retarded or be a genius. But we'll just rate the impressions we get of these names.

my name is Maximilian. Rate me and post your name.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:35:12 Post No.34568119
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I rate your name 8/10, but only when used fully. Max is lower tier.

My name is Stephen. pls r8

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:43:47 Post No.34568251
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>>34567991
8/10
>>34568119
7/10

My name is Jarle. originali

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:47:57 Post No.34568309
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>>34567991
kek for a name that's supposedly extremely common or was at one point it's never posted here in any of these gay ass threads
wonder why? did everyone with the name spiral into suicidal depression or something?

Anonymous
2017-02-01 05:00:39 Post No.34567644
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:00:39 Post No. 34567644 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do white people age so terribly?

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:02:23 Post No.34567661
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>>34567644
shit meme

desudesu

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>>34567644

>Not being white

HAhahahahahahahaa, literally lost the genetic lottery you nigger

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:03:56 Post No.34567683
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:03:56 Post No.34567683 [Report]

Women in general age like shit.

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What are you doing today Robots? 2017-02-01 04:51:17 Post No.34567505
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What are you doing today Robots? Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:51:17 Post No. 34567505 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT blog your day
>went to double criminology class
>studied a chapter
>had lunch at diner on campus
>got sick of normalfags around me
>came home
>watched YouTube
>typed up an email, wrote some dates on my calendar, looked over module guides, cleaned up my desk
>gonna go get some hard cider in a minute
>will study another chapter
>then gonna drink, play vidya and cook chicken wings I marinated for 2 days in piri piri sauce.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:52:21 Post No.34567520
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>>34567505
>woke up
>ate yogurt
>shower and shave
>30 minute hike to mcdonalds
>just filled out application and waiting

Wageslavery here I come

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:53:26 Post No.34567535
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>>34567520
sorry to hear senpai.
can you not go back to school or something?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:53:29 Post No.34567536
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>>34567505
Taking some benzos fall asleep wake up bump a line go about my day playing ps2

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:44:46 Post No. 34567400 [Report] [View this topic]

Fucking failed the driving test again lads.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:46:19 Post No.34567424
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>>34567400
The written part or the driving part? I failed the written part, then passed it with the worst passable score, but I got a perfect driving score.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:51:09 Post No.34567501 [Report]

damn, sucks that your mom needs to remain in the car while you drive yourself off a bridge and kill yourself. Atleast she cant make another you.

Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:52:13 Post No.34567515
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>>34567400
Did they teach you how to J turn?

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Love after sex 2017-02-01 04:26:11 Post No.34567124
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Love after sex Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:26:11 Post No. 34567124 [Report] [View this topic]

Who is most likely to fall in love after sex? Male or female?

Yesterday I was at work and my coworkers were talking about this. Each of the guys said that they have fallen in love with the girls (who weren't a random hook up) after they had sex.
The girls though said they started hating the guys instantly after having sex with them.

I always thought this was the other way around and it confused me a lot. I have never had sex before but I know there are some chads in disguise here who can tell me about how their emotions changed after sex.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 04:36:49 Post No.34567273
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>>34567124
It all depends on how many sexual partners the person has had not what gender they are. The women you talked to probably had more than the guys so sex doesn't have as big of an effect on them anymore. There's a reason why virgins get really clingy and your first love is always the most powerful.

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:12:46 Post No.34567801
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It is the exact opppsite for me, i cant have sex if i dont know much about the girl. That means i need to fall in love a little bit with her to function properly.

>that is why im 30 yrs and alone ..

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:29:17 Post No.34568047
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>>34567124
It's a common thing to see when a guy first gives a girl a good dicking, she'll basically melt for him and fall in love and develop a huge dependence on him for it. Especially if he's Chad.

It doesn't last that long and wears off, but yes you can often see when a girl gets dicked, she becomes helplessly clingly and in love for awhile after.

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2017-02-01 03:56:18 Post No.34566680
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:56:18 Post No. 34566680 [Report] [View this topic]

What does it feel like to shatter a girl's heart?

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:57:30 Post No.34566695
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>>34566680
Kinda bad, you feel guilty as shit

You already have more power then them, just treat them like you already know that.. they screw you over don't give a fuck.. they do that shit to feel like they have power

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>>34566680
>asking /r9k/

Ask this BTFO'd roastie instead.

Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:57:40 Post No.34566700
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>>34566680
Horrible. So horrible that I took her back until she got her revenge and dumped me.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:39:04 Post No. 34566454 [Report] [View this topic]

>lost 2 pounds last month
>need to drop 180 more to get down to 190

We're all gonna make it bros

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:39:52 Post No.34566467
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>>34566454
Keep it up!

totes oregano

Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:41:44 Post No.34566485
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:41:44 Post No.34566485 [Report]

>go running one time
>legs hurt like hell for a week

how the fuck am i supposed to lose weight if i cant even excercise

Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:42:49 Post No.34566495
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:42:49 Post No.34566495 [Report]

That's really not impressive if you started at 372, but it's a start nonetheless.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:12:44 Post No. 34566113 [Report] [View this topic]

>day 2 of nofap
>already feeling way more aggressive than usual

Is this normal

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:28:35 Post No.34566320
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:28:35 Post No.34566320 [Report]

Placebo is normal yeah

Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:31:21 Post No.34566354
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:31:21 Post No.34566354 [Report]

You are now imagining chewing on wool manually.

Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:31:53 Post No.34566366
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:31:53 Post No.34566366 [Report]

To quit jerking is pointless, if it serves as a motivation. The reason I refuse to participate in nofap is because masturbation serves as a motive to try and a stress reliever.

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Manlet struggles 2017-02-01 02:33:29 Post No.34565565
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Manlet struggles Anonymous 2017-02-01 02:33:29 Post No. 34565565 [Report] [View this topic]

real manlet thread, I'm 5'4"

it's painful

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:24:27 Post No.34566273
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>>34565565
is nobody else as short as me? is there no hope? should I kill myself

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>>34566273

Yes

retrerretreertter

Anonymous 2017-02-01 03:27:07 Post No.34566304
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>>34565565
you're a turbomanlet son
>>34566289
eventually manlets will rise up and kill all the lanklets and turbomanlets

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/britfeel/ 2017-02-01 02:22:11 Post No.34565403
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 2017-02-01 02:22:11 Post No. 34565403 [Report] [View this topic]

We updated the pic edition
Not just Harold
But fabled Brady too
January all gone oh no
Edition

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 02:25:13 Post No.34565442
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First for wanting to be pushed into a canal

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>>34565403
Born to Kill episode about the moors murderers tonight on Really

>tfw stuck in East Devon
Probation tomorrow though woo le excite

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>tfw you'll never race mix with an asian qt
Why live?

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Manletism isn't a meme 2017-02-01 02:07:50 Post No.34565224
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Manletism isn't a meme Anonymous 2017-02-01 02:07:50 Post No. 34565224 [Report] [View this topic]

There's a show on Australian TV called "Married at first sight"

>group of """"""""experts"""""""" match up a man and woman
>man and woman must get married and spend 30 days together to see if they want stay married

ALL of the men are taller than the women.

ALL of the women refer to the mans HEIGHT when they're questioned about what they're worried about in regards to what the man will look like.

The men are SHAMED if they ever bring up a concern about the woman being FAT, but it's perfectly okay for the women to say they're concerned about HEIGHT.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 02:09:00 Post No.34565235
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you farted and are gay

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>>34565224
australia is a backwater

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>>34565224
Haha manleta

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that kid thread 2017-02-01 01:25:24 Post No.34564730
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that kid thread Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:25:24 Post No. 34564730 [Report] [View this topic]

>that kid who browsed porn during computer class
>that kid who was always sick when there's some kind of group work to do
>that kid who always hung out at the library alone
>that kid who pissed the teacher off so much she called the principal
>that kid who lit a cigarette in class

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:28:29 Post No.34564760
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>>34564730
>That kid who was a faggot.

His name was OP at my school.

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>that kid who lit off like 50 firecrackers in the class all while yelling AWOO WEEEEEE
josh was great

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:32:26 Post No.34564798 [Report]

>That kid that rolled joints in class
>That kid that broke a door with a punch

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:21:42 Post No. 34563954 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here is /fit/?

How has it changed your life?

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:24:40 Post No.34563996
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Became fit four years ago. Felt really good but got bored lifting and stopped working out. Now all the muscles turned to fat and I have no streangth in my arm anymore. Regret that I started in the first place, muscles are worthless.

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Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:27:49 Post No.34564037 [Report]

I am very weak and perfectly happy with it.

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>>34563996
This is exactly what happened to me but just two years ago. I still have a bit of strength left, but I just can't be arsed to go to the gym anymore. And I don't have a job where it is useful anymore. [spoiler[Because I don't have a job at all.[/spoiler]