Dirty ol wizards, been prescribed Viagra for antidepressant flop cock. What's the deal, will I get huge hard ons and cum buckets instead of a half mast and dribble? Haven't cum in a month or full erection.
how the fucking hell would i know
It just makes me feel like a have a fever, gives me stomach cramps, and causes me to keep leaking precum
No enhanced erection or increased stamina
>>34395242
Damn, well that's not promising
>Rothschild's HATE them
>The Illuminati despises them
Click here to figure out why!
>>34395205
Can I get a quick run-down on these guys?
>>34395223
>Can I get a quick run-down on these guys?
Why not the slow walkup?
>>34395205
I've seen these two fellas being posted a lot. Could a kind soul quickly relay to me the general gist about them?
https://youtu.be/7O6fHN3wgAo
She could have cruised with life on easy mode, instead decided to become a boneless, dickless incel to play life on maximum difficulty.
Reminder: Mentally ill people who think they are men stuck in a woman's body can walk into a doctors office and get free test legally while incels who look to improve their strength, libido and body will end up paying fines or going to prison after having to purchase it on the black market if they get caught.
So they hand out test to mentally ill people like candy, but god forbid they actually give it out to men who want to be stronger
>>34395098
>Cute
I have bad news for you
>>34395098
I'm impressed at the voice.
female to male voice transitions are very convincing.
>>34395098
Legit looks like a downy.
>tfw my teacher in a class that's for doing work from other classes while preparing for college
Gives Mt class unnecessary small work that we have to focus some classes on while bitching about the bigger work for this class being done. Not to mention that she's always condescending to me even though she knows I have trouble interacting with people
Should I just skip the class? .
>>34395028
>high school
Nothing you're doing right now could possibly be even close to an overwhelming work load. Just do what your glorified baby sitters say, and stop complaining.
please tell us what you think "tfw" means
>>34395252
The thing is when I try to go at my own pace
She bitches and tells me to work faster like stopping to think doesn't exist
>SJWs
>the "alt-right"
These are my options?
>>34394973
>These are my options?
there are others
>>34394973
alt-right is term that faggots use. If you identify as "alt-right" you're a fucking retard.
alt-right is just a boogeyman term
Anybody else amazed by the crazy shit women do in college that doesnt add up?
>be me
>go to NYU, be freshman
>have a vector calc class
>walk into class this 7/10 stares me down all the way to my seat
>did this the previous class
>walk in class today she did the same thing
> decide to hold eye contact she doesn't break it
>decide to talk to her after class
>no mention of bf after talking for 30 minutes
>I know through a friend she has a bf
wtf does this chick want from me
maybe friendship
>>34394935
>approach girl and talk for 30 mins
>what does she want from me?
wew
>>34394935
Anybody else amazed by OP's shitty thread?
The filter feature made /r9k/ about 10x better
>>34394800
those are pretty good. ESPECIALLY, britfeel, very underrated in its shitiness.
Also "bf" covers "tfw no bf" threads beautifully.
>>34394800
babby just figured out how to use the filters?
>>34394800
>didn't filter "feet"
We know you're up to
What are some feels you want to feel so badly?
I really want to feel what it is like to actually have a girl like you back. Like ACTUALLY want to be around you and isn't leading you on or trying to pity you.
What the fuck does that even feel like? I also wish I could feel what it is like to be optimistic about meeting new people.
I have actually been stuck loving the same girl who friend zoned me 5 years ago. I think about her at least once a day or more. Usually a lot more and I just can't fathom that there is someone else out there for me because I know there is not.
What a bad feel. Not sure what to feel anymore.
It feels nice until you finish hanging out with her, then your low self worth kicks in and you immediately start worrying that she doesn't love you any more or that she'll find someone else, at which point you'll be terribly anxious until you see her again and possibly send clingy text messages which WILL make her not like you any more
>>34395112
This is exactly what happened to me and now I feel more alone than I have ever before.
>>34395112
>>34395247
So is it better to not have felt that feel at all? I just want to feel it so badly but it sounds painful.
>cat keeps staring at me
He's hungry, that's what they do
It wants your dick
Originallio
Is your cat Mexican?
Anon why won't you kiss me?
I want to take a knife and scrape her face
>>34394679
>woman
no thanks
It's called standards you mutt
Who else has dumb parents here
My dad is a pretty smart guy but my mom is dumb as fuck even by female standards.
She literally cannot understand or comprehend any kind of slight nuance or complex issue. She doesn't even understand sarcasm half the time. And she doesn't misunderstand sarcasm in an autistic way, more like a retarded way.
It is extremely aggravating having to deal with her. I don't know how my dad hasn't divorced her by now.
My mother can't handle any sort of technology. Even her mother can. My mother will always ask me, "How do I pause it?", and I keep telling her that the symbols for Play and Pause remain the same, but she keeps asking. It's like she can't put 2 and 2 together. Mind boggling.
>>34394674
Oh yeah I forgot about that. My mom cannot understand technology at all. My dad tries to explain simple concepts to her, and she just yells and cries like a child when she doesn't get it.
>>34394674
My mom doesn't understand how to turn on the blu ray player even if someone shows her
ITT: Words that only white """""people""""" use
>snag
>woke
>totally
>i'm a productive member of society
>i frown upon criminal behavior
>my societies are, on average, more successful
>paycheck
>working
>paying
>>34394618
0/10 desuoriginal content
Orphanage is practically handing out lgfs
Wut do?
It's basically impossible for a single man to adopt a little girl, they just assume you're a pedophile.
I mean yeah I am a pedophile, but they don't know that. I wouldn't do anything bad anyway.
I'm getting first choice. No way anyone is getting that QT blonde Loli before me
>>34394597
>I am a pedophile
>I wouldn't do anything bad
You may only pick one.
this guy pays this Asian masuse 200$ and she just gives a hand job.
the fucked up part is that she offered 20$ for a regular massage but he clearly wanted more.
but what do you say in that situation
>"WAIT I paid 200 for more than a hand job, I want sex.''
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>>34394569
Why the fuck should anyone care about this anon?
>>34394644
/thread
OP are you the kind of person who frequently posts analytical rants in porn comments?
>>34394569
you can post the fucking link newfag
im not going through the trouble of typing this shit
>mfw I have OCD and spend hours cleaning my anus because I hate being dirty.
>mfw my momma thinks im cutting myself or jacking off.
>mfw mom threatens to tell my dad that I jerk my Johnson
Kill me
Lol man this can't be real.
>>34394562
>his mommy doesn't jerk him off
>mfw he doesn't have regular handjob sessions with mommy
>>34394562
>>mfw mom threatens to tell my dad that I jerk my Johnson
What does she think your dad will even say to that?