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>>34240213
I'm genuinely nice and caring too and don't struggle with getting girls. It must be something else that is giving you a hard time with girls, desu.

>>34240213
It's because they can easily check you out on facebook and see that you don't have a social life

if you think the only thing keeping women from you is that you're too nice, you're wrong.

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>>34240202
I once didn't fap for two weeks.

Balls were so full I literally came in my my pants, and it was the thickest load I've ever gotten out.

It even stayed in the urethra and caused me pain all day long, especially when I peed.

>>34240202
block 4 chan and other porn sites, find something to do other than sitting in front of computer

cyrpo/spiro

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>>34240098
If the name doesn't come up on google you're not going to find anything

>>34240123
the reports do manage to get the age, relatives and location right. its just i cant be assed to sign up

>>34240171
so I decided to put in a dummy email

guess what?

it immediately asks me to pay a fucking fee. all 3 background sites did this.

fuck this stupid shit.

You sound like a pretentious attention whore. Congrats.

>>34240091

Spiritual realm does exist, but shaman and everything else is occult. Human beings used to be really retarded and listened to demons. They made human sacrifices and stuff and ate magic mushrooms because the demons told them too. Then they carved idols and made them into gods in every culture. Sex worship, orgies, blood rituals, human sacrifices. They did all of this to gain forbidden knowledge.

God of the bible saw that and hated it, he commanded his people to wipe them out. Obviously his people are only human too. This is how you got western society, which is christian based. The asians were left alone. This is the eastern society.

Jungian apparently had jewish ties. the jews worshipped and believed in demons. their religious book the zohar and kabbalah and stuff encompasses all religions to reach the same god. alot of the jewish religion people have mental disorders because they are screwing with demons.

you cant unlock the coollectctive unconscious. you get thoughts put into your head from either demons or from god. thought is spiritual and you are always being given thoughts, gods ones are very hard to hear though. you have to really listen hard.

>>34240187
Are you familiar with Julian Jaynes bi-cameral mind hypothesis? Jaymes believed that consciousness as we recognize it is only about 4000 years old. If you read books older than this, such as the Old Testament, the Baghavad Gita, and the Odyssey, the gods appear regularly throughout the stories and give moral instruction to people. Remember that these stories were intended to be *histories*, not fiction, and that people were expected to literally believe these things happened. Jaynes thinks the left language centre of the brain is where the gods live, and that we received instruction from them as actual voices. We know from doing brain scans of schizophrenics that when they hear voices, the parts of the brain associated with interpeting sound light up; they're not imagining the voices, they're actually hearing them -- they just originate inside their own heads rather than outside.

If Jaynes is correct, then schizophrenics are atavisms. We all used to hear voices which could not be ignored or tuned out, and this was how we made existential decisions. And Carl Jung (who it's believed may himself have been schizophrenic) found thart artwork made by schizophrenics was rife with archetypal symbols, arguing that they may have access to a deeper, more symbolic level of being, and were at one time accorded the role of shaman, saint, or mystic, helping the tribe with spiritual understanding.

>>34240074
I dislike dogs.
I got bitten as a child and had to get stiches.

>>34240074
George? Are you making a thread about you and Lily?

>Name the puppy temmie

CAN

CER

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>>34240054
Yes it's very possible. You'd be surprised to know that this common video that you probably know about already actually features no art majors.

https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=4VeCTtPazOU

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>>34240086
your are killing me friendo

>>34240234
I've got more where that CAME from buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz9fn24A49Y

>>34240019
Wow, they set it to private. Faggots.

>>34240019
Looks like they banned the subreddit mate. But why the fuck would they ban a subreddit called "incels"? Is being an incel a bad thing now?

>>34240161
According to reddit, yes.


They always used to talk shit about that sub and laugh at the incels there because, in case you didn't notice BEAUTY IS A VIRTUE and UGLINESS IS A SIN. If you're an incel you derserve it, according to them at least. There was actually a video made about that subreddit

https://youtu.be/4VeCTtPazOU

>>34239996
How did you do it?

Also. What do you think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCeC1jvxrh0&

>>34240046
>post on /soc/
>girl contacts me
>become friends
>cuddle
>have sex

>>34240179
Are you an attractive lad?

And please answer previous question and tell me what you think of this: https://youtu.be/4VeCTtPazOU

Why are you posting this again anon? What's matter in this world is not the true, it;s what people want to believe.

>>34239919
but he's just one MAN

>t. overcompensating Asian dicklet
Sorry about your small dick, bro.

Can't say no because I shared my roommate's Chad bf.

>>34239974
was this agreed upon or did you do it behind your "friends" back

>>34240017
It was agreed upon, there were times it as all three of us together as well. Sort of.

>>34239869
Oh, ok mobileshitter normo

thanks

>>34239869
How old were you? What did you have to give up?

>>34239869
or you can use a condom or birth control instead of trying to pull out every time like a fucking idiot.

>>34239835
Take a look at the shirtless boys at the start of this video. Those are fuckbois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VeCTtPazOU

When women use it: Its a meaningless word to attack men they don't particularly like for whatever reason, like "creepy".

When men use it: a guy trying too hard to either please women or ignore his masculenity

>>34239835
It's a Schwarzenwort (i.e. a term originally used by black people) to denote passive homosexuals (especially in jail).

>>34239825
that's fucked, sounds more like a toddler accidently touched your cock and you started to finger the poor thing. But you were only 6 so i guess if it only happened once it was a write off.
And I remember in grade 1 I would sit in the back of the class and two girls who were in the same grade as me would hold my hand and kiss me while the teacher was giving a lesson. I just kind of awkwardly sat there but I secretly loved it.

My friend pretended he was "mind controlled" by some guy and he ended up sexually molesting me from 3rd grade till 6th grade once a week just about. It really fucked me up sexuality and looking back on it, I hated every second of it. But then again I had like no friends besides him.

>>34239825
not really, earliest was at 12 but we both knew well what we were doing.
it wasn't like abuse or anything

Also, apparently I'm an ephebophile now.

>>34239820
>My favorite gay amateur pornstar
Whats his name faggot

>>34240516
Hornyboy323, he was quite famous. Shit is hitting the fan on this thread >>1477879 on /hm/
Be careful, it gets emotional towards the end.

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>>34239694
>implying I care
You're a degenerate, go wild.

>>34239639
>Actually being a degenerate
It was a joke.

>>34239800
>Sub
>Implying

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no tomoko gf(male)
im very bored

c-can we stop being so lewd? I think we should all just be friends and NOT force one another to suck each other's peepees while calling them lewd names