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What happened to this place? I mean before Moot closed it down the first time?

I remember when this place first opened up and most of the board was dedicated to different type of green text stories and it was glorious.

Green text stories of going to school and dealing with retards who got away with doing the most asinine things. Stories of obese people, or people with severe quirks/disabilities. Other stories featuring abusive assholes or school bullies. Just shooting the shit telling stories most people wouldn't believe about the people in our lives. Am I the only one here who misses those threads?

Pic related, comes from around when things started turning south on this site.
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Just a reminder that if you're white your here by choice. Whites can't be robots because everyone wants them.
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Yesterday i hated women with burning passion started to realize it will be nearly impossible for me to be happy like this.
>God please help me i feel so miserable
Today i found out my sister is a whore yet she calls other slutty girls whores.
Even women hate whores and i can't be like them i don't mind whores now i accept whores.
Hell i even marry one whore or pornstar i don't mind
I'd even marry ELSA JEAN i don't fucking care how many black guys she fucked i will gladly kiss her and support her i could even marry her.
im delusional right guys? im probably schizo or something and good doesn't exist right?i think im just mind broken should i go back to hate women?
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What if hitler was an inside job from the jews to make a platform in which they can maipulate the generations there after to not being able to criticise them and hide the evil deeds they have done themselves?
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There's a nigger next room fucking a hooker
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Shoot the bigger cuz u thought it was rape. Should be pretty satisfying desu
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>>37676876
Ask if you can have some of that.
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>>37677161
Nah, it was a 200 pounder

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(also wow trips and dubs, heh)

OP here.
that friend who got in trouble for saying "nigger" at a bunch of black kids also lied
a lot
he said that he could afford hundreds of new games.
he couldn't

the kid who said that he was famous soon brought a fucking 3 inch knife to school.
he got no punishments even though he attempted to stab a kid

another kid had the memory of a god damn rock.

>maths class
>teacher is out, leaves us with basic sheet
>angles
>the fucking kid is sitting next to me
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>"heeyy, annoooooooon." (he pronounces my name wrong)
>what
>"what are we doing?"
>i snap, i was already having a shit day but this fucker pushed me beyond the line. if anything he pushed me so fucking far that if the line was the mexico-america border i would be an illegal immagrant 10 times
>RIGHT YOU FUCKING SHIT EATING SON OF A BITCH
>everyone looks at me
>HOW ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING LISTEN AND CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN GRADES
>my accent turns from slightly posh british to angry british soccer fan
>IF ANYTHING YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA FUCKING HANG YOURSELF IN YOUR MID 30'S, REALIZING THAT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION IN CLASS YOU GOT BAD GRADES WHICH ENDED UP NOT GIVING YOU A DECENT REPORT CARD AT GRADUATION. YOU END UP WORKING IN A MCDONALD'S 9 TO 5 AND LIVING ON MINIMUM WAGE.
>he still has that shit eating grin
>ROIGHT GET THAT SHIT EATIN GRIN ROIGHT OF YA GODDAMN FACE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YA.
>halfway through teacher comes in
>hfw
>waits until i'm done
>tells me to go outside
>have to go to the therapist.
>fuckmylife.png
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>no mass shooting threads
>no discussions on morbid topics
now we have ideal gf/bf threads...wtf is this shit, ideally you should ghost off

and these stupid ask qt gf bait threads..so stupid..
>mods ban these stupid threads
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Pretty much no OC this year besides that pathetic Simon and oatposting
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>>37676788
That's such a dumb question.
There's no edgy shit here because of the normies. If you do post some edgy shit, you'll have the state police come to fuck your shit up. No-one likes giving thousands of dollars to a Jew just to keep your ass out of prison.

My employer told me the feds came a day after my v&, so I was lucky with my situation.

tl;dr: no-one wants v& for edgy shit
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Summer is here.

Plus /r9k/ has been trash for a while now anyway.

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>21
>kv
>have hardly any friends
>about to flunk out of college

"It can't get any worse than this right?"

>start to bald

I just want someone to hug me why do I have to try so hard
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I remember when I told myself it couldn't get any worse when I looked at my receding hairline at 19. The next day I woke up with a huge pimple right between my eyes that left a permanent acne scar.
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>>37677165
:(


Why does this happen to us? I'm trying to be strong but it's just not happening
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>>37677488
I don't know. I can't even do the "fake it till you make it" confidence, since it all seems so obviously fake. I just feel shitty because everything about me just leads to a life of solitude.

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Is this the feel that /r9k/ is looking for? That feeling of connection, admiration. When you know that everything is alright and you are there for each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjp4QWetY38
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>no texts all day
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>purposefully create 100th email account so I can enter my phone number and receive verification
>mfw my phone goes off
>euphoria for .5 seconds before reality of just a verification code settles

Feels bad man
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>>37676672
>no texts all day
If this is an event for you, you're a normie.
Get the fuck off my board.
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>no friends
>write small python app using twilo api to make it seem like my dog is texting me during the day

When I write it out like this, it sounds pathetic. But it gets me through the working day.
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>>37676672
Why no texts chad? Stacy out shopping with her mom at the mall?

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What are you getting your dad for Father's day?

Pic unrelated.
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nothing desu desu

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>that feel when you hold a spinner sideways right next to your ear and it creates a pleasurable humming sound and vibrating pulse.

Divine excrement! I think I just discovered the new ASMR or something.
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when will the abuse stop

should i just make a break for it one day
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So this just happened.

>driving home
>going speed limit
>car following me is really really close to the back of my car
>getting triggered by him
>all of a sudden there's a tiny side lane for turning
>he goes flying past me in the turning lane and just gets back onto the road before the lane ends
>i'm currently as triggered as a SJW witnessing cultural appropriation
>rage inside me
>he goes to turn off the road
>i follow him
>realise what I did
>in for a penny in for a pound
>proceed to follow him for a good 20 minutes
>at one point he starts driving up and down random streets in some neighbourhood
>he gets back on a different highway
>keep following him
>eventually we get off the high way and into another neighborhood he pulls into a driveway
>I park at the end of the street still very mad but i've basically forgotten why and am just mad for being mad
>he starts walking towards my car angily
>I get scared and drive away
>took me ages to get home from there i'd driven so far
I know it's not normal or good to do what I did, but is it really bad or just a bit weird?
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>>37676440
you did good anon, he now knows you know where he lives.

He'll be sleeping with one eye open tonight
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>>37676484
He probably saw my license plate. Do you think he'll call the cops?
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>>37676440
Kinda weird how badly you brooded over it enough to make you follow him for so long, just hope he didn't get your plate number.

People who drive as fast and aggressively as that are compensating. Still, people who tailgate me inches away from killing themselves on my rear end and people who can't pick a fucking speed trigger the shit out of me.

I DONT CARE IF YOU GO UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT BUT GO A CONSISTENT FUCKING SPEED UNTIL I CAN PASS YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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https://www.lpsg.com/forums/sex-with-a-large-penis.6/

>this fucking forum
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So I know a lot of you on LPSG have been asked to service another man's wife or girlfriend before. Maybe you did it maybe you didn't but I'm sure you've been asked so I thought I would open the floor to discussion to talk about your first time being a bull for a couple.

Did you enjoy it did you hate it?

My first experience was in college I was on a sports team and went to one of those fundraisers that universities have to drum up donations, where they bring out the athletes to mingle with the rich folks so they see where their money is going too. Anyway one of the donors was also a guest lecturer from Europe. I met him and his wife there. Nothing jumped off that night. It didn't even occur to me that something would blossom from that meeting. Anyway I later met the wife randomly at the gym a couple of days later and she couldn't stop staring at my body and being young and filled with hormones, I didn't care that I wasn't initially attracted to herI just liked the attention. After the gym, she was going to go get something to eat and I was going back to my room, same direction and I offered to give her a tour along the way. Long story short we ended up back at my room where I fucked the shit out of her. I think the novelty of the idea got the best of my back then and yes I felt really bad and extremely guilty after it, cause I just slept with another mans wife. I think she could tell I was a bit regretful after we had finished but she told me don't worry her husband would love to see me fuck her and that they were swingers.

I ended up going to their hotel room every night for the rest of the week they were there to fuck her while he watched. It was strange the first time. It's not like having your boys in the room while they fuck their own girls or gang banging one girl. There was a tension in the room. I felt powerful like if I was doing something to her that he couldn't and it heightened my mood. Needless to say it was the first of many times.

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