So you are saying...*poisons the water hole* just wait a sec...*mutilates baby penis and sucks the blood from it*...so let me get this straight...*promotes homosexuality*
We were...*runs a pedophile ring in hollywood*you mean we are...*genocides there own people for selfish gain*...we wuz..*betrays jesus*OPREZZED?
>tfw brainwashed my entire life
go ahead and order $400 worth of pizza to this guy's house
What happened to this place? I mean before Moot closed it down the first time?
I remember when this place first opened up and most of the board was dedicated to different type of green text stories and it was glorious.
Green text stories of going to school and dealing with retards who got away with doing the most asinine things. Stories of obese people, or people with severe quirks/disabilities. Other stories featuring abusive assholes or school bullies. Just shooting the shit telling stories most people wouldn't believe about the people in our lives. Am I the only one here who misses those threads?
Pic related, comes from around when things started turning south on this site.
Just a reminder that if you're white your here by choice. Whites can't be robots because everyone wants them.
Yesterday i hated women with burning passion started to realize it will be nearly impossible for me to be happy like this.
>God please help me i feel so miserable
Today i found out my sister is a whore yet she calls other slutty girls whores.
Even women hate whores and i can't be like them i don't mind whores now i accept whores.
Hell i even marry one whore or pornstar i don't mind
I'd even marry ELSA JEAN i don't fucking care how many black guys she fucked i will gladly kiss her and support her i could even marry her.
im delusional right guys? im probably schizo or something and good doesn't exist right?i think im just mind broken should i go back to hate women?
What if hitler was an inside job from the jews to make a platform in which they can maipulate the generations there after to not being able to criticise them and hide the evil deeds they have done themselves?
There's a nigger next room fucking a hooker
(also wow trips and dubs, heh)
that friend who got in trouble for saying "nigger" at a bunch of black kids also lied
he said that he could afford hundreds of new games.
the kid who said that he was famous soon brought a fucking 3 inch knife to school.
he got no punishments even though he attempted to stab a kid
another kid had the memory of a god damn rock.
>teacher is out, leaves us with basic sheet
>the fucking kid is sitting next to me
>"heeyy, annoooooooon." (he pronounces my name wrong)
>"what are we doing?"
>i snap, i was already having a shit day but this fucker pushed me beyond the line. if anything he pushed me so fucking far that if the line was the mexico-america border i would be an illegal immagrant 10 times
>RIGHT YOU FUCKING SHIT EATING SON OF A BITCH
>everyone looks at me
>HOW ABOUT YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING LISTEN AND CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN GRADES
>my accent turns from slightly posh british to angry british soccer fan
>IF ANYTHING YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA FUCKING HANG YOURSELF IN YOUR MID 30'S, REALIZING THAT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION IN CLASS YOU GOT BAD GRADES WHICH ENDED UP NOT GIVING YOU A DECENT REPORT CARD AT GRADUATION. YOU END UP WORKING IN A MCDONALD'S 9 TO 5 AND LIVING ON MINIMUM WAGE.
>he still has that shit eating grin
>ROIGHT GET THAT SHIT EATIN GRIN ROIGHT OF YA GODDAMN FACE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YA.
>halfway through teacher comes in
>waits until i'm done
>tells me to go outside
>have to go to the therapist.
>no mass shooting threads
>no discussions on morbid topics
now we have ideal gf/bf threads...wtf is this shit, ideally you should ghost off
and these stupid ask qt gf bait threads..so stupid..
>mods ban these stupid threads
Pretty much no OC this year besides that pathetic Simon and oatposting
That's such a dumb question.
There's no edgy shit here because of the normies. If you do post some edgy shit, you'll have the state police come to fuck your shit up. No-one likes giving thousands of dollars to a Jew just to keep your ass out of prison.
My employer told me the feds came a day after my v&, so I was lucky with my situation.
tl;dr: no-one wants v& for edgy shit
>have hardly any friends
>about to flunk out of college
"It can't get any worse than this right?"
>start to bald
I just want someone to hug me why do I have to try so hard
I remember when I told myself it couldn't get any worse when I looked at my receding hairline at 19. The next day I woke up with a huge pimple right between my eyes that left a permanent acne scar.
I don't know. I can't even do the "fake it till you make it" confidence, since it all seems so obviously fake. I just feel shitty because everything about me just leads to a life of solitude.
Is this the feel that /r9k/ is looking for? That feeling of connection, admiration. When you know that everything is alright and you are there for each other.
>no texts all day
>purposefully create 100th email account so I can enter my phone number and receive verification
>mfw my phone goes off
>euphoria for .5 seconds before reality of just a verification code settles
Feels bad man
>write small python app using twilo api to make it seem like my dog is texting me during the day
When I write it out like this, it sounds pathetic. But it gets me through the working day.
What are you getting your dad for Father's day?
>that feel when you hold a spinner sideways right next to your ear and it creates a pleasurable humming sound and vibrating pulse.
Divine excrement! I think I just discovered the new ASMR or something.
when will the abuse stop
should i just make a break for it one day