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Kill yourselves pls

tick tick tick
the wagie awaits his shift

>>37211746
Ssssst, you'll wake up the other wagies! You better get some sleep too wagie.

This is playtime for the NEET masterrace only.

You get yours in the weekend. If Mr Sheckelstein doesnt have you do extra work that is.

protip: a little bit of cellulite is okay as long as you're not a gigantic lard ass, the little dimples are cute

>>37211635
stop eating so much piggy

It's pretty normal. Don't sweat it.

I just relapsed today after 2 weeks nocum with edging, fapped like 6 times in the last 24 hours.

To really live this lifestyle sustainably I realize I'm going to have to go deeper into monk mode, otherwise I inevitably start being preoccupied with sex again. The one good thing about fapping your nuts dry is that in the few days after recovering from it you don't think about sex at all. But you have lower energy and creativity, and these are inextricably linked to libido. Sexual transmutation is redirecting kundalini energy away from the genitals and up into your brain and using it to elevate your consciousness and heal your body. Its going to be necessary to do more meditation, breathwork, and pelvic floor exercises daily in order to avoid the pitfall of being preoccupied with sex every time I stop cumming, and still experience the metaphysical the benefits of semen retention. So go to yoga and meditation classes often, but the rest of the time I am a lazyass that doesn't do much of anything and let my thoughts wander and end up thinking about sex all the time, then edging to porn again, which I can pull off for 1-3 weeks before I cum, relapsing into wanking 5 times more that day, then the cycle repeats itself.

Try not being a retard, I heard that helps.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVNxAbNSubtX6YPRZGy-hzA/videos

Found this youtube channel helpful, though I can't take everything he says seriously because he's a vegan with tattoo covered hands.

>>37211135

Why do you need our permission?

Pic related?

If so, hell yes.

back to /b/ /b/ /b/ >>>/b/ faggot
And don't come back

Nah I'm good, preciate cha tho

>>37211065
Fyne guy

>>37211065
How does it happen on the bus? Isn't there people and you're all trapped there. I'm going to run away to the city and I'm going to have to be a street criminal so I'm curious

I'm only a year younger than him.

>>37211035
The rules have been written. It's stated very clearly in the enclosed instruction book that you cannot go after your brother's girlfriend.

>>37211035
You shove that shit way down inside you and forget about it. Forget about her. Don't look at her, don't do nothing you don't have to do to give off the appearance of being a normal, uninterested guy. Works for me.

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> neet
> girlfriends

Girlfriend dumped him when he went full neet

>>37210875
People aren't meant to sit around all day doing virtually nothing, we're built to be active, violent, love making, primitive slabs of meat that work our arses off and earn whatever recreation or pleasure we get. Playing Dota all day, pissing in a bottle, wanking to unrealistic and poorly drawn chink cartoons, and complaining on one of the most cancerous webpages in existence defies our very nature and reason for existing. We're not meant to be NEETs, we're meant to be wagecucks that enjoy what we do - that's how life works.

Find something that requires you to work hard, otherwise you won't enjoy anything for long. Sure, being a lazy fuck who eats what he wants, does what he wants, and pisses where he wants is GREAT FUN for a short while, the first 2 months of me doing this were by far some of the most enjoyable I've had for a while, but it gets stale quickly - picking up girls and making money can get stale too.

The only thing that will never get old, provide limitless entertainment/purpose and that is absolutely free, is discovery. Whether it be self discovery, discovery of meaning in nature, whatever feelgood bullshit it is you need to find something that excites you and keeps you going through tough times, otherwise you won't enjoy this life that god has given you.

Isn't everything on demand these days?

>>37210872
do asian girls really withhold sex in the relationship like that

i have heard things

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>>37210872

Why? Why must you do this to me?

>>37210717
bumperoshite

That better not be a trap.

>>37210717
1 hour and your only reply is me being rude. fucking kill yourself, faggot.

>>37210587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPpRJoYISSQ&feature=youtu.be

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>>37210587
>tfw every girl you ever loved rejected you
>tfw you were born a weak, thin, unattractive beta that will never have the gumption, drive or willpower to better yourself and get what you want
>tfw you're 21 and everyone else your age is having great experiences and memories that you will never have because you wasted all your time being a shut-in loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

>>37210587
this always cheers me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7mhQipwdb0

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WHATCHA WAITIN FOR??

>>37210545
https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/2642-carrotriot/

reverse searched and these salty roasties came up, crazy forum

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>>37210545
Just got banned for shitting on traps lmao cool server brah.

Owner orbits eliza and receives nudes from her and justifies it because "shes the one sending them".

Q:What do you call someone who browses /r9k/?

A:A loser 9000[/spoiler[

lol get it

So a gay guy walks into the bathroom at his workplace and locks the door behind him and starts jacking off, when all of a sudden another guy at the office has to take a shit. He knocks on the bathroom door and says
"Is this john occupied?"
The gay guy says "None of your business!"

OI MATE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX DESSERT AND FASCISM

MOUSSEOLINI

shouldn't you be serving churros at some taco bell?

>>37210502

Reminds me of that pic of all the fat old white women getting butthurt over someone calling that one Asian athlete cute.

Forget all the BLACKED cuckposting here, the anger in those threads is NOTHING compared to the rage white women feel when they see their men getting BEANED and RICED. They've let themselves go and are now insufferable disgusting whores yet get angry when white men search for something better. Pathetic.

Fucking pathetic. That's like a robot going on twitter and insisting chads aren't attractive. Like saying being tall or having a good frame is unattractive. Gotta love how women just try to tear everyone else down.

name your kid pedro

>>37210484
Sick send us your american credit card info

>>37210484
And then you get kidnapped by Los Zetas on the way back and stuffed into a barrel.

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Hell of a thread here OP

>>37210331
I saw a minivan today with a shit ton of Jesus and anti abortion stickers on it, and those shitty family stickers on the back window.
It made me chuckle that somebody can be such a stereotype

>>37210331

Sounds like a shitty way to live life