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not sure what argument you're making but half that stuff in the pic could be a consequence of depression just as often as a cause.

>>39351242
post your face faggot
ferrara corso

>>39351242
Boy this image hits home

They now expect 50" of rain, originally it was up to 35". Houston is getting fucked over. Wonder how many people will end up homeless and broke because of this

>>39351401
Is this Katrina-tier?

>>39351418
Nah, this is way more. Katrina caused that much damage because NO is below sea level and the levees broke. This is 100 year storm.

A,

There's still time to fix things between us.

I just need to know that you're willing to put in the effort, too.

-J

Austin
I wish you would talk to me. I know she is keeping you from me but we were best friends. Why can't we have that? With out you i have no one. We used to be indestructible, we felt like the whole world could take us and we'd win. I have Carl. And he loves me. And I love him. But I still need a friend. Why do you let her keep me away?
Gina

Lily

I gotta thank you, I stopped trying to find someone ever since I stopped talking to you.

S.

>tfw want people playing with my hair and braid it but dont have anybody that would do it
Its one of my favourite feelings in the world, yet I cant achieve it

>>39351101
God damn Varg looked like a fag when he was young

>>39351341
> a fag
What the hell senpai. He looks so cute

You're normalfag too if you're too concerned to get ignored. A true robot is the one who ignores everyone

>>39351083
>can't wait to get ignored by my normie acquaintances in the hallways
I pray that I'm ignored by everyone I come across.

>>39351083
Don't let it get to you.
Also, try to get into a good relationship with at least 1 or 2 of the acquaintances that are similar to you/seem like good friends. Send eachother memes and such. Just so you can keep eachother sane through this cesspool of social insincerity.
Best of luck.

>>39351028
Dont float away, cutting ties is the dumbest shit you can do. Appologize and move on in the friendship so you dont become like the human waste that frequents here

>>39351028
Don't compare yourself to your friends. It does nobody any good and if they're good they won't mind you not going as far as them. I think you have hope if you can realize you were toxic.

>>39351028
I would just sleep on it

College is a waste of time in terms of getting an actual education. The only thing you'll get is a piece of paper that says you went to school. There is nothing you can learn there that you can't learn on your own. What matters most is your drive and self discipline.

one of my neighbors apparently has a parrot now and it's laughing nonstop
i don't get what's so funny

>>39351015
parrots love attention so it's making any noise that will get someone to come and interact with it in it's boring life stuck living with humans when it really wishes to be flying through the jungle

For some reason I'm feeling worse than usual today. I really want a gf and I want her right know, but I know it won't happen and I will stay a KHV for the rest of my life.

>>39350815
I fucking hate this site and everyone that has ruined it

>>39350815
I feel the same way, even if there are some people on this site that I deeply detest, such as the tripfags and other assorted degenerates.

>>39350815
Honestly I like you guys when seeing you through text but I feel like if I saw you irl i'd be repulsed.

Are you sure you arent just incredibly fat? Thats my issue, i just use a recliner as a desk chair now.

>>39350615
No. I'm 58 kilos
I can literally feel my bones against the chair every time I sit.

>>39350845
that sounds like the worst hell there is

>>39350512
7 for first question. 3 for the second.

10 and 10
This is original.

>>39350512
2 and 7 desu

>>39350487
When the bad boy impregnate them.

>>39350487
b-but gilly loves him

Fuck. That pic made we want to die.

Also share experiences meeting other robots

>>39350388
The stench would be unbearable.

90% would put on skirts and wait to get buttfucked by the remaining 10%,

>>39350361
>moderated section
That's why it doesn't works. I'll show you mah dick in unmoderated section, you have to find me first tho.
And maybe use a real girl instead of that ugly homo

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>>39350652
what about this cam, anon?

>>39350856
go for it

I usually like to fap even if I know there is a guy to the other side. I like it more when he agree to pretend to be a girl (and doesn't have the cam on).
>perv life

>>39350358
Tell us your story desu

Where is the story?

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>>39350358
Welll theres an easy way... then there's the hard way...

Orogional venerial diseases.

>>39350352
Because your cock is too smelly. Deep down you know this to be true.

>>39350352
Because you are a fat neet cuck