So now that it's been scientifically (and statistically) proven that straight men are the ones that ---- on average --- are overwhelmingly the number one consumers of trap/tranny porn and the number one people that seek out relations with traps/trannies.......
.......what's stopping you from doing so?
They're also more likely to understand a robot than other girls.
>>35889261
Because i want to be the trap
>>35889261
because they're all submissive like roasties and won't bully and fuck me, they just want me to do that to them.
That clearly means the definition of heterosexuality is inherently erroneous.
how does this make you robots feel?
orig
I fucked my sister anally when she was passed out drunk, does that count?
Honestly I'm surprised that number isn't higher.
>>35889212
>97% of men your age have had sex and you haven't even touched a girl outside of your family
I'm a robot through and through and have spent most of my life alone and homebound(6th grade dropout). Now I'm in college and to my surprise people think I'm attractive.
How do I use this to find love? I'm pretty socially awkward and have been struggling to converse with people. I don't seem to say the right things for most people to engage in a long conversation with me.
>>35889197
Tldr Allegedly attractive robot, wanna find love. How do
>>35889197
>attractive
>robot
Pick 1
>>35889197
Help me robos
What addictions have you left behind?
Me:
> video games
> sugar
> porn/masturbation
Nowadays I don't get a kick from any of these things. It's all about programming and math for me.
Pic not related
>>35889177
I'm still addicted to EXTRA THICC girls OP I can't help it.
Hey Anon, what do you program in? Wanna talk over discord, I've recently gotten into coding and have some ideas.
https://discord.gg/uGJtE
>>35889177
Drugs, specifically weed
That's about it.
>his name doesn't start with "M"
how does it feel to be a Beta?
Okay Maximilian I'm sure you're a real alpha
>>35889126
What about Chad?
>>35889126
OK Muhammad you have a nice name
Storytime /b/
>be me
>sophomore at uni
>shut in STEM major
>one autist friend tells me about a co op party going on Saturday night
>decide to say fuck it and do it live
>go and walk inside a small co-op
>smells like weed and at least 5 dudes are clearly gay
>stick it out because autist hope or something
>9/10 qt starts looking for someone
>ask if I can help
>she says sure and she's looking for her friend
>start talking about majors and stuff
>fast foward an hour or so
>people are dancing around and there's some strippers that live at the co-op stripping on a pole
>start dancing with qt and trying not to look retarded
>get close, make it clear im riskin it for the biscuit
>"I hate this song, wanna just chill on the couch?"
>oh shit
>go to couch and talk a bit, qt mentions she wants more alcohol, but I drank my last beer because I thought giving a girl my last beer was retarded
>stripper sits next to us on the couch
>"are you guys together"
>"no we just met" - me
>"I need some more alcohol" - qt
>"I have some tequila in the back" - stripper
>stripper takes qt into a back room in the co op
>qt never comes back out
>30 minutes later stripper is walking around
>"Hey, did you think I was doing something sketchy?"
>"Were you?"
>the fuck
>"No, qt just hasn't come back yet"
>"Oh yea you were making her uncomfortable"
>"oh"
>leaves and goes home eternally pissed
>got cockblocked by a stripper
Wrong board dumb ass
>>35889148
What's the difference
>>35889106
>went to a party
that was your first mistake
>>35889318
Yea I realized I screwed up the board after I posted
I have a bucket and some ammonia from back when I was cycling a fish tank. It's just a huge jug just sitting there and could be useful for when I'm done with this life.
I just want to go out quietly listening to music with out struggle (a bit is okay if it's painless).
I'm just worried that given my lack of knowledge on this I might mix the bleach wrong or get the wrong kind (if that's even possible), but I rather sound like an idiot rather than fuck it up and end up in horrible pain and or permanent disability and be denied peace from people who think they're doing something morally just.
Thank you for your time.
>>35889096
If you plan on drinking bleach and you actually drink enough to kill you it will take a few days to slowly and painfully eat away at your insides you will end up in the hospital with anyone who gives a fuck about you crying and the doctors telling you there is nothing they can do for you as you wait the few days to die
you will die a very painful death they used that shit in ww1
you will not die quickly or painlessly
>>35889136
OP meant to use bleach and ammonia's reaction to make a toxic gas, not to drink bleach
>Mom found herseIf
Game over lads.
>>35889007
>dad found christ on his deathbed.
why live? there's no hope for me left.
>>35889007
>mom found the sister snake
this is not a good day
elaborate please, im confused as fuck OP
Whats up you guys.
I present to you a non ironic thought experiment.
I've finally regained my confidence and have decided to set out a plan to restore my reputation via any means necessary.
There will be no moral limits and I have about 15k cash at my disposal.
I'm 20 years old and I understand that social reputation is now based on social media.
My current reputation is that of a weirdo but I'm good looking and was the most popular kid at my school until I started using drugs and was basically deliberately cut off by all my social groups.
The drugs I was using was just weed and stuff but it really fucked with my mind and because I lost all my girls I became desperate and started talking to people and girls awkwardly, developed low self esteem and my social enemies started to spread untrue rumours about me and pretty much took advantage of me in loads of ways.
My goals are now to essentially become somewhat Instagram famous and gain a reputation for being good with girls and wealthy.
I have at my disposal friends who are models, multiple friends who have famous friends and a steady income. Currently at uni.
Give me your best plans. Best response gets 20 pounds in bitcoin.
you seem lost, friendo
I think you're looking for >>>/b/
You're a poser.
Get over yourself.
It doesn't matter what other people think about you. If you care about your public appearance THAT much, you should reevaluate your priorities.
>>35889014
nah, you guys are more mature and clever here. I respect the untapped intelligence on this board and I know that most of you are geniuses, its just that society doesn't respect you
how do a gril show me her vageta
U show her d pen0r, b0ss
>>35888926
Tell her your goku
>>35888979
>>35889041
i di gove her picccoolo
Any former criminals on here?
Give me your stories
Pic unrelated
Don't want to say something because I haven't been caught.
>needed money for h
>get my friends dads 44 magnum and bear mace
>slash screen open door and do home invasion with gun and my fat sidekick
>roomate sleeps thru it
>get dudes lockbox with like 1000 cash and a quad
>since roomate slept thru it and since they didnt realize i reached thru the screen to unlock door this tiny girl gets blamed
>still friends with dude to this day
>im a scumbag
>>35888952
Statue of limitations?
LiteralIy how do l get a bf?
>>35888888
talk to me, mister six digits
>>35888888
>get quints
ill be your butt buddy bf
>>35888888
We could cuddle and talk about our feelings.
I got a girl's number today...
now what
throw it in the bin and fap to bailey jay
>>35888887
send a text
>>35888887
Delete that shit and jerk off in a sandwich
Have any of you spergs written fanfiction?
I have.
Will post links if enough interest.
that's all these assholes do all day
write stories about sexual encounters with family, women, men, inanimate objects
I haven't, but everytime i'm overwhelmed by loneliness i write a lot of weird philosophical shit, so it's almost the same.
>>35888855
post your gay buttfuck stories, I'll read them
Is anyone else completely friendless in California? I live in the north bay area if anyone wants to be friends
>>35888795
this is a good way to get yourself stabbed
I live here too but fuck you you califag
>>35888795
I am but no way am I befriending a shitty frogposter