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This board is becoming tumblr. There are more and more women everyday. Trap acceptance is rising. Pic in my first response is tumblr tier garbage and there's a 200+ response thread going on about it right now.
Also the writing style and discourse I see from some anons just really sounds like it comes from some tryhard snarklords at tumblr.
It doesn't fit with the classic /r9k/ style.
How do we rid the women from our board?
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This is the cancer I'm referring to in the OP.
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Um, no, sweetie we are all the same robots from before so could you just not?
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>>37208675
Blechhghhhhh
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ITT: Comfy Nightime Routine 2017-05-23 02:17:32 Post No.37208560
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ITT: Comfy Nightime Routine
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How do fellow robots settle in their bed for the night? Do you have some podcasts playing in the background? Like the point between getting into bed and actually closing your eyes for the night.
Comfy feels please
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>wait until I can no longer physically stay awake
>go to bed
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Normally have something like this playing quietly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpIQNxiKJoE
>Stretch for 10 minutes
>All lights off, all standby LED lights off, no phones.
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I wait until my room is cold enough to sleep, pop a couple melatonin and queue up an episode of something on Netflix/KissAnime/cyro. Pretty comfy desu
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Being that this is the most autistic board on this website I thought I'd ask where is the best place online to buy a fidget spinner
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is it really that hard to type in ebay on google? holy fuck normies are retarded
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>>37208421
>spinner
Get a cube instead.
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Honestly you could probably just walk to the local middle school and offer cash. Every kid has one.
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I've decided. I'm gonna get this qt but with lighter skin, body D, and green eyes. I'm in love. Now to save up 8k and give up on women forever.
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Women are stupid and fun to mess with
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>>37208278
>tfw your ideal partner is a lobotomized stacy who doesn't talk
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Very nice bro
How do you clean the cum out, though?
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>shaved my legs for swimming
>parents think I'm gay
Fml
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>>37208275
Makes sense, all the guys on my HS swim/water polo teams were fags
Fag
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>>37208275
>shaved legs because I'm gay
>parents think I'm taking up swimming
fml
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>pretend like i'm gay so parents think i'm gay
>actually straight
fucking parents, when will they learn
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Let's have a /stupidgeneral/ for old time's sake.
>tfw too stupid to basic math without using fingers
>can't do anything past 2+2 from memory
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Bow down too me, brainlets.
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>>37208183
>wants people to believe he's intelligent but posts on /r9k/
Don't lie to yourself friend.
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>tfw too stupid to kill myself
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
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Walk in to your room, see thls, what do?
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>>37208046
Pour gasoline all over her and light her up. Stop making these fucking threads you cunt
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Untie her, kick her out, and take a nap cause I'm hella tired of this fucking lame threads.
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Curl up into fetal position and cry and shake uncontrollably until she leaves.
Is she gone yet?
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People that died in the Manchester explosion tonight
/r9k/, I know you're usually the cold-hearted bunch, but please, for once have some sympathy
RIP ;_;
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REVIEWBRAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Stop bullying reviewbrah he doesnt need this
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> https://www.reddit.com
And stay there
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>be me
>23
>Dating bf for two years
>We are struggling to pay rent and I even dropped out of University to work more hours
>Casually browsing okcupid one night and a guy offers me money for sex
>Times are very tight and me and my bf could use the money
>I meet him in his car after work and just give him a blowjob
>Easy $120
>I can't tell my boyfriend but I decide to buy pizza on the way home
>He says he's proud of me for working so much and kisses me before I have a chance to brush my teeth
>I feel like a worthless asshole
Am I a bad girlfriend for doing this? I did it only to try to help out
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>>37207819
Is he working too?
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>>37207819
yes
saged in my mind
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>>37207834
Yes he has a job but it doesn't pay enough to afford our apartment on his own. It's a good place and we have to pay a bit extra to be on our own.
Might be a bit of a stretch, but does anyone know what kind of shrooms these are? Got them for free. I'm planning on taking a stem or two tonight for a mild high, never done psychs before. Any advice?
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>>37207741
Those are some potent looking shrooms actually you lucky fuck. Don't do it to sit inside all night though I did and it was more depressing than anything. Wait till you feel refreshed and adventurous and take it in nature with some weed or cigs or something and friends would be good.
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>>37207760
I'm too anxious to do it anywhere outside of my safe bedroom. What do you think a stem would do to me?
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Those look like classic psylobin cubensis
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Last thing you girlfriend/boyfriend did that irked you 2017-05-23 01:16:23 Post No.37207569
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Last thing you girlfriend/boyfriend did that irked you
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>boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend perform song at a family gathering party
>he seriously thought these lyrics were family appropriate
Like the time that our friend Chuck came over to our house.
He said he needed somebody to take care of his pets,
'Cause he was going out of town.
I asked him "Where?" and he said "New Mexico."
I asked if I could get a ride.
He said: "No, you don't want to follow me
Where it is I'm going."
He backed out of the drive way.
That was the last time we saw him,
'Cause he drove straight to his parent's cabin
And put a bullet in his head.
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Wheres the N/A checkbox?
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>>37207569
Shut up, dude, you don't have a boyfriend
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>eating out with boyfriend
>boyfriend decides to "eat more healthy" and makes me look like a junk food addict
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Why do I keep getting fat. I barely eat fuck all I walk a lot try to do stuff and stay active
>eat lettuce
>walk all day
>hang out with friends
>gain weight
Yeah yeah laws of thermodynamics yeah
I mean could I actually go to a science lab and have them starve me and make me work out and watch me gain weight just eating lettuce? Would they actually pay me? I know for a fact that it'd happen.
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What else do you eat apart from lettuce
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>>37207530
Big gulps, snickers bars, Big Macs, and occasionally ice cream. I really don't understand what is wrong with my body that it keeps on putting on weight
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Post tum, OP. Even better if you're hairy.
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Should I buy into Etherium?
Or should I wait for a price drop then buy in?
should have fucking bought in when it was at 68 last week.
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>>37207467
Is that a new ps4 game or what?
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>>37207517
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethereum/
It's a currency that is eventually going to be worth a significant amount more. It has increased about 100 dollars in the last two weeks per coin. And about 160 dollars since last year
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anybody??? etherium seems like its going to be worth like 500+ in 3 years? it has newer technology than bitcoin?
Why shouldn't I invest in it right now?
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REMIX REQUESTS
Toss a song my way(youtube link) and I'll make a quick remix for you and post it here
https://clyp.it/user/5siayl2l
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I make trap and lofi so you can request either
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>>37207405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onIBH1v27wk
oreiginal expression by me, anonymous
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RIO BRAVO My Rifle, My Pony, and Me/Cindy - Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson and Walter Brennan
lofi
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my sister is bitching at me because she says i should pay my parents for the clothes they gave me (she does that)
my parents are fucking rich and i dont have a job, should i really? i just kinda wanted to accept everything i got from them but maybe she is right. I have some money saved. Is not that they need that money or that they asked me for it but maybe it would be fair, i dont really know. It kinda embarasses me because she has a job and she pays for everything and im still here at home jobless. But even if i got a job i just dont feel i should pay for the things they gave to me.
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>>37207327
You don't have to pay your parents anything, but at least act grateful. I'm sure they'll be fully satisfied with you just calling them and thanking them for the clothes.
I'd do that if I were you.
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>>37207343
Yeah im thankful all the time.
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>>37207352
Then just let your parents know. Your parents don't want your money, they just want you to be happy and have clothes.
If your sister keeps guilt-tripping you, tell her to fuck off