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Whats the easiest way to shoot up a bowling alley....
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>>34322119
a-anon, Iet's calm down for a moment and think this over...
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>>34322119
>it's an anon gets yet another gutterball episode
Then again, I never expected anything more from someone who wears such a tiny shoe size.
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>>34322119
STRIKE when you have lots of time to SPARE.
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Around 80% of crimes are committed by men, and 99% of mass shooters are men. Therefore, men are more irrational than women. Find a flaw in this logic.
Protip, you can't. lol
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>>34322096
In this world, you'd have to be crazy and irrational not to be violent and angry.
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there are one billion, seven hundred seventy-six million, eight hundred thirty-two thousand, four hundred seventy-one men in the world right now that want to rape you
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(P & Q) -> R
This is untrue for the men who are not criminals
Therefore R does not follow
Ergo you're retarded
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I want to cheat on my girlfriend but don't know where to start. We've been together two years, and though the morality of my decision may be in question, I've been thinking about it for a long time. I don't know if serial monogamy works for me. Anyways, this isn't a solicitation of approval. I was just wondering if anyone here has any ideas of how to accomplish this?
I am 23/M/Chicago and I'd just use tinder but then you have to worry about her friends seeing me on there and the shitstrum that would follow. Any ideas?
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>>34322092
Break up, you fucking faggot.
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>>34322118
you're on the wrong website friend.
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>>34322092
Get off this board and kill yourself chadbut its too late isnt it
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>2017
>still liking skinny girls
Skinny girls are childish, anon. Once you're older you will understand the appeal to T H I C K.
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girls are supposed to be small and nice
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>be 120lbs skeleton
>heart goes doki doki when I see fit girls that could pin me down easily
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>>34322105
my dubs confirm this
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I keep seeing these guys posted recently. Who are they?
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
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>>34322017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHocg9730w9f FQFIN
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>>34322017
Euro trash abominations that's have destroyed their faces with more plastic surgery than MJ. One guy on /pol/ and /x/ forces this meme that they're illuminati or immortals.
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>>34322231
>One guy
It's already a meme on /b/, dummy.
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There are people right now killing themselves over Trump.
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Feels good desu. Everytime I feel bad about life, I remember that the madman actually did it!
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>tfw roasties are having marches because there's nothing they can do to stop Trump
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I love it. So much butthurt and the funny thing is nothing in any of their lives is going to be remotely different/worse
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>hello 911 what's your emergency
>my neighbors are smoking weed in the backyard
>ok we'll send a unit over
>please hurry
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>>34321947
Kek, you btfo those normie scum. Good work anon
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>>34321947
Good. We need to rid this world of degeneracy.
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Said the little man who will go back to stroking his babydick while watching mentally ill faggots. Then he will cry himself to sleep while wondering why is he all alone.
I hope you will get beat to a pulp before you inevitably end your pathetic existence.
Hope you enjoyed the 5seconds of feeling important and powerful you sad, sad little man.
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>Hey creep, my eyes are up here.
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>>34321928
Sorry I was just looking at how cute your clothes are. I'm gay I would never look at you like that sorry hun.
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>>34321928
BUT I'M A CREEP
I'M A WEIRDO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
I DON'T BELONG HERE
UUUUUU
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>>34321928
Good thing I'm not interested in your eyes then.
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Name a board worse than /r9k/.
/x/ and /b/ don't count.
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>>34321904
I finally get to use this image, thank fuck
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>>34321925
/pol/ is terrible but it's still better. There's at least a tiny bit of variety there because it's in contact with developing events, while /r9k/ barely changes in a year, unless there's a massive influx like 2011 or 2014/2015.
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>>34321925
>insulting our greatest ally
How dare you
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Who else here is trying to understand normies?
They're so different from us.
Why do normies have casual sex?
Why do they party and drink alcohol?
Why do they make fun of virgins?
Why do they look down upon loners?
Why are they so shallow?
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>casual sex
Sex is fun. Sex without complicatione is nice.
>alcohol and parties
It's fun.
>why do they make fun of virgins
If you're a guy who's a virgin in your 20s it means nobody has found you attractive enough to want to fuck you, and/or you're a pussy.
>loners
People without friends usually are awkward and weird. Or autistic.
>why are they shallow
I wouldn't really call it shallow. They just follow their instincts without really thinking about it first.
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>>34321992
Reading this absolutely disgusted me. You must be publicly executed, along with other normalfags you fucking degenerate subhuman judgmental condescending worthless irredeemable garbage.
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>>34322068
I'm not the one wishing people were dead because they view things differently. You're just as bad as SJWs.
My dad made a stupid facebook post saying "All these girls complaining at the march should be at home getting beers for their husbands lol"
I thought it was kind of a dumb post. My dad doesn't use the internet much, so maybe he doesn't realize how it just kind of makes him and his side look bad, but yeah
He was obviously joking, but still. It was a dumb post. Considering how hard his wife works (my dad does too, they both do). It just seemed insulting.
He asked me twice what I thought of his post. The first time I pretended I hadn't seen it. The second, after having a nap and being groggy, I just said "I thought it was pretty dumb, to the be honest".
That's true, but my poor dad. I probably ruined his weekend by saying that and making him regret it and feel bad about it. And not having his sons support.
I sided with the fucking feminist roasties over my own father. I feel like a piece of shit.
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>>34321816
>his wife
subtle
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>>34321816
>I sided with the fucking feminist roasties over my own father. I feel like a piece of shit.
Yea, you should.
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>>34321816
at least you know that the women who support their husbands like they have for thousands of years are probably happier than your retarded mom who thinks she needs to "work" hard (going into the office doing administrative tasks that nobody really needs)
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Is Barron one of us?
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>tfw no Melania mommy GF
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I love this kid.
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what a fucking retard lmao :D
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>tfw black with yellow fever and don't even care about white girls anymore
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>>34321748
BMAF is really the superior pairing.
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>>34321748
Stop downgrading all of the human races' genetics with your ape DNA, thank you.
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>>34322216
>Still caring about genetics.
It never mattered. Only humans think it matters because we masturbate at feeling better than x. That's all there is to it.
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Does anyone want to be my gf? I will give you anything you want, including my undying love.
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Alright, thanks anyways. Time to kill myself.
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>begging for a girlfriend on 4chan
>not going outside and making friends
>not even using tinder or anything
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23 f, im interested. tell me about yourself op.
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>Spencer gets punched for mentioning Pepe yesterday
>Shia Labouf attacks a normie for showing a pic of Pepe to normie on cam
Is this the will of kek? Reminder never mention Pepe outside of 4chan or kek shall punish you.
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Original Btfo
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Spencer's assailant was possessed by Kek to stop him from spreading the word of kek to outsiders.
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http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEm_9v-CF9_s
link to Shia confrontation