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>>38401408
>pasty
>skelly
>autistic speech impediments
Yeah he's a real stud........Looks like Smeagol

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why do you hurt him so much?

>>38401408
He's not unattractive, but he doesn't follow normie standards of fashion and he's a manlet so he'll probably end up with some chick who wants his YouTube revenue.

>>38401381

As a poorfag myself I despise poor people more than rich people. Poor people have nigger mentality and have entitlement issues. A poor person's special ability is to look like a victim, not improve themselves. Fuck them.

I have lived with people from all spectra of wealth whom are lazy pieces of shit.

and have you done any of what was listed, OP?

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Yes, it's very easy to become popular in chatrooms once you say and show you can music.

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What about irl though? Is there any way to display or reference it without seeming self absorbed or conceited?

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I have no idea man. I don't really mention it to anyone irl.
People automatically assume that you're a childish dreamer of some sorts thats absolutely worthless.
Either that, or they give you a guitar and you have to strum random powerchords for your life because they expect you to be able to play.

The only way I can expect to get interest from doing music in public is either busking, or doing venues of some sorts.

>>38401220
depends on how fast you're running

>>38401220
Lots of pain, potentially. But your brain has mechanisms that will stop your body before its too late

>>38401220
Death is pretty likely.

>>38401215
>be op

>>38401234
> be you
oregano

>>38401306
> be 38401306

S-send her my way...

I went through this exact situation myself and embraced it, which led me to lose my virginity at the age of 21.
since she's big, I assume she has big tits which should be a plus, no? anyway, all i can say is let things go progressively, drink a bit to remove some of the edge if you think it might happen.
not a robot myself, but i'm dangerously close to that status

>>38401664
The thing is, she expects more than just a one time fuck. She wants a relationship.

>>38401151
That's why you need to let it go, honey. Good times are in your future, but they won't come easily. Please don't give up on yourself, and fight for your happiness.

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>it's another "a life of loneliness ensures you always remember your pain when in a group of strangers which ensures you can't connect to anyone and remain being lonely" episode.

>>38401222
i flunked college (britbong high school) and have been unemployed ever since, I used to go to job interviews and things but they basically all wanted to get rid of me the moment they saw me because I have no social skills, the job center never helped me or did their job properly, neither did many teachers, some refusing to talk to me or mark my work, just leaving me alone at the back of the class, I never transitioned from child to adult with lots of friends and parties, no one will give me the time of day because I don't say the right things and have weird creepy body language and no interest in pop culture, I can't fix these things because no one will socialize with me, I have ADHD-PI which has fucked my shit up but isn't serious enough to get me mental healthcare, I see normies playing rap music in their car and talking and shouting and things and it just bewilders me, if I attempt to socialise they instantly pick up on the fact I am different and the mood changes

I spent the last few months learning javascript and made some little programs and a website, I showed my dad and he immediately accused me of copying them from somewhere not making them myself and since then my motivation has dropped to zero, I thought maybe I could get obsessed with it like I get obsessed with video games then maybe get a qualification and a job but I can barely focus more than a little at a time, he has cancer and won't give me the details about it, since it keeps recurring, I can only assume it has metastasized and I will get some really bad news soon, I am absolutely horrified and wake up with a brain full of cortisol and feeling depressed, I am almost certain I will be homeless when he is gone

I am nearly 32

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>>38401112
too much trap/fag shilling, all the straightfags left

>>38401174
When Traps become mainstream like this I'll climb off this shit tier planet

It's Jews pushing their subversive shit on a vulnerable part of society, as usual.

>>38401101
i wanna fucking die seeing lil pump

all ive ever wanted was to be a famous rapper and here this fucker is at 16 having the perfect life fuck

>>38401240
the fuck are you talking about you crazy fuggy

>>38401268
Lil pump the guy in the picture u dummy.

> Me in 4th grade
>a crybaby and kinda gross child, had vitiligo over my face at the time like a mask.
>run and use the bathroom during (I think) recess
> run into a little girl about 1st grade maybe kindergarten outside to bathroom washing her hands
>she looks at me and says "ewwwww, you're gross"
>I look in the mirror and see my face, eye crusties, runny nose (I think) and all
> I ball my fucking eyes out and run to the nurses office since I was friends with the nurse (I got hurt a lot as a kid)
> she was busy with her job
>I cries by myself in the bathroom for the rest of recess

Looking back on it desu I wonder if the kid called me groas cuz of the vitiligo or the gross appearance I had. I'll never know I guess. The nurse also asked me if I was OK after a few days. I was too fucking embarrassed even then to tell her after.

>>38401280
Damn, my grammar is shit on my phone...

>>38401334
As a fellow phone poster (posting at work) I too know this feel

>>38400985
>Are you going to fuck me or what?

>>38401050
show tits but i nee it to be original

>>38400985
I don't understand? I'd grab a slice. Is him being in shape supposed to bother me?

>>38400886
Because they're objectively better.

>>38400966
Because they're "RPG's" and you can just outlevel the shitty difficulty? Also nice dubs I'm the only person who will ever give you props on this.

>>38401015
you really kinda cant you just learn it by muscle memory grinding so much trying to lol

>>38400803
>I just can't get a woman to actually want to fuck me.
Why? Are you ugly? Or fat?

>>38400803
fuck you old man, you had your time in the sun, the real robots are the 18-25 manlet dicklet virgins like me.

>>38400827
Yeah I got a little fat when I got older.

6'3"
240
Gyno pretty bad

Unless you're moving high amounts there really is no point, the risk is too high for the reward at low levels. So unless you yourself are thre grower or know a grower to buy from, I really wouldn't recommend it, and even if you are then the competition might wanna get rid of you.

>>38400865
I am the grower. I have lots of woodland to do it in where it will (hopefully) never be found.

walk around the city and observe the towns people. you're gonna be looking with a jamaican man with some long fucking dreads that look like 4 dead cats tied togethers. every jamacain has the hook ups for the dankest buds you can get, besides that columbian gold stuff, but they have to smuggle that shit in submarines from what i hear. anyway, tell him you want only want a pound to start with. im not sure your area but this should be cheap as hell, especially jamacain budz.

once you have your stock, youre going to have to let people know but like straight up og gangster speakeasy style. the best way to do this is by hosting a local rap concert and have one of the rappers promote your buds, with your name, number, and email in the lyrics. once you got your name out there, youre down for life homey.

so clients are gonna hit you up left and right. be careful for the popo at all times. everytime you get a client tryin to buy, tell him to show you their dick, or vagoo. the reason for this is that undercover cops are straight up pussys and aint down for shit. start out small by selling ounces $20 bucks a pop. i know this sounds cheap as fuck but its for a reason. once your clients try that shit, they will be hooked, and they have to buy from you. raise the price incrementally by $10 each time. this also prevents them from doing too much and od'in. that shit will lose good customers

shit dog i straight told you everything you need to know. you might have to ask around your neighborhood for local drug territories, but thats no problem. anyway good luck to you, and welcome to the business of marijuana entrepreneurship

>>38400781
Why do you think people care about this you fucking freak

if you aren't going to bother posting a pic of the tranny, don't bother with your blogposting

>>38400790
a lot of straight robots get lonely and are curios about traps and stuff
Figured I'd share my experience with them